JUNE 1998 NOMINATIONS

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THE GENERAL CATEGORY

eq.1st - Richard Brodie with:
Jehovah's Witnesses =
The Jewish Son saves.

eq.1st - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Sinners under fierce wrath of God Almighty =
Ernesto Guiraldes offending... which martyr?

eq.1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Beauty and the Beast =
Be nauseated by that.

Doug Ackerman with:
This statement is false =
I'm tasteless, that's fine.

Doug Ackerman with:
I won't ask you to anagram my full name - it's just hopeless. =
Unwholesome anagram molestations. Flaky? Just pity us!

Doug Ackerman with:
Did somebody say McDonald's? =
Nobody miss deadly Macs? Odd!

Larry Brash with:
Dianetics/scientology =
Nice? It's scant ideology.

Larry Brash with:
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles, über alles in der Welt =
Sullen Hitler declared war, belted nuns, caused deaths. Bull?

Larry Brash with:
The Dead Sea Scrolls =
Lads searched. Stole?

Richard Brodie with:
The Mormons =
Them morons.

Richard Brodie with:
Roman Catholics =
Christ, a cool man.

Richard Brodie with:
The agnostic's dilemma =
God 'n' atheists claim me.

Richard Brodie with:
Nothing stirs up more mud than a groundless rumor =
Minister's long sermon drag on. Humour? Drat! Shut up!

Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music =
Julie's a nun... choruses... weddin' motif.

Earle Jones with:
The Dead Sea Scrolls =
Toddler chases seal.

Jeff Simpson with:
Pre-menstrual tension =
Results in temper anon.

Mick Tully with:
Archaeoastronomy =
A star romance? Yo-ho!

Mick Tully with:
Pre-menstrual tension =
Tear-prone! Insults men!

Mick Tully with:
Pre-menstrual tension =
Men or internal upsets.


THE RUDE CATEGORY

1st - Larry Brash with:
Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum =
A virgo intacta and a mum? Presume a lie!

2nd - Steve Krakowski with: [A palindrome]
Go! Desire vagina! Man I gave! Rise dog! =
O sad aide. "Give me ginseng or Viagra."

3rd - Larry Brash with:
Viagra - impotency drug =
God! Pure vagina city, Mr!!

Larry Brash with:
Viagra - impotency drug =
Cot may upgrade virgin.

Larry Brash with:
Viagra - impotency drug =
Parading my cute vigor.


THE SPAM CATEGORY

1st - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Acne, Dandruff, Acne Rosacea, Psoriasis, Seborrhea, Eczema, Dry Skin or Dry Hair =
Paranoia/Schizoid Disorders, Amenorrhea, Canker Sufferers, Decay, Any Crabs.


THE LONG CATEGORY

1st - Larry Brash with:
To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?
=
Is a befitting quote from one of Shakespeare's greatest tragedies. But why won't Hamlet's inspiring motto toss our stubborn hero's tortuous battle for life, on one hand, and death, on another?

eq.2nd - Wayne Baisley with:
And as it was in the beginning
So shall it be in the end
That bullshit is bullshit,
It just goes by different names
=
Antidisestablishmentarianists head off into the sunset,
snubbing willingly, just behind the eight ball set.

eq.2nd - Richard Brodie with:
And as it was in the beginning
So shall it be in the end
That bullshit is bullshit,
It just goes by different names
=
Bugles! Fanfare! Hidden talent's bid bags length nomination.
This is insistent beauty, this... this bullshit jewel!

Richard Peers with:
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
=
Dearest chum of Roman ruler in tirade: "Come on, I repay most your enemy stabs in scorn!"

David James Polewka with:
Why should the U.S. remain a world leader in the science of high-energy physics? =
Write an essay, Enrico, while clueless Freddy Yuchi gets Dom Perignon! Ahhhhh!


THE NAME CATEGORY

eq.1st - Larry Brash with:
Diana, The Princess of Wales =
Elton's idea is crap. He fawns.

eq.1st - Mick Tully with:
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland =
HRH to Blair: Entertaining, drinking under a daft dome, Tone?

eq.3rd - Larry Brash with:
Queensland And Northern Territory Aerial Services =
No crashes and not equaled. Airliner never errs. Try it!

eq.3rd - Mick Tully with:
Virgin Atlantic =
Via 'n "intact" girl.

Larry Brash with:
Diana, The Princess of Wales =
No speechless waif. Radiant!

Larry Brash with:
Diana, The Princess of Wales =
Wine, ale, passion. Deft crash.

Larry Brash with:
Diana, The Princess of Wales =
News fiends: "A car hits a pole."

Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Stephanie Dorcas =
Ernesto paid cash.

Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Gina Lollobrigida =
A big original doll.

Ric Hotchkiss with:
Patricia DelMar =
Radical primate.

Earle Jones with:
Alexander Lukashenko, President of Belarus =
A borderline ex-drunken fat asshole pus lake.

Earle Jones with:
Francis Scott Key =
Sanctify rockets.

Mick Tully with:
Diana, Princess of Wales =
Fancies wine? Slaps road.

Mick Tully with:
Diana, Princess of Wales =
On ales? Sad. Wife in scrap.

Mick Tully with:
McDonald's Restaurants =
Start nude scams, Ronald.


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