JULY 1998 NOMINATIONS

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THE GENERAL CATEGORY

1st - Tom Myers with:
Posted a file to the alt.anagrams newsgroup =
Not a smart shot. Please grow up and get a life.

2nd - Jeff Simpson with:
Leonardo di Caprio in "The Man in the Iron Mask" =
Hi! I am innocent prisoner in a dark, metal hood!

eq.3rd - Larry Brash with:
An atheist support group is a non-prophet organization =
Zoroastrian priests are appointing nun to hug. Hop atop!

eq.3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Paradox, Lund? A true general's art, motive? It's peace won! =
O! W. Tunstall-Pedoe's expert erudition carve a anagram.

eq.3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Cartoons =
No actors.

eq.3rd - Tom Myers with:
Linda Tripp Investigated =
Did Silent Private Taping.

Wayne Baisley with:
The Missionary position =
A miss-position -- The irony.

Larry Brash with:
The Asian Financial Crisis =
Cash inertia in a fiscal sin.

Jean Fontaine with:
Year two thousand bug =
Wrong date! Ha! You bust!!

Steve Krakowski with:
Paradox, Lund? A true general's art, motive? It's peace won! =
See; U.S. Grant and R.E. Lee end our civil war at Appomattox.

Meyran Kraus with:
The Anagrammy Awards =
What dreamy anagrams!

Meyran Kraus with:
Gorillas in the Mist =
The Simian Girl lost.

Tom Myers with:
Carnival Cruise Ship Ecstasy =
As Evil Yacht Panics Cruisers.

Richard Peers with:
Orange Order Marches =
Roams Enrage RC Horde.

Richard Peers with:
Orange Order Marches =
Score more hard anger.


THE RUDE CATEGORY

1st - Kevin Hale with:
George Michael =
I come - he gargle.

eq.2nd - Sean with:
Pamela Anderson & Bret Michaels Sex Tape =
Meatier anal-sex cheapens blasted romp.

eq.2nd - Mick Tully with:
David Beckham, Manchester United and England =
Damn cunt backheels and then damn Argie dived!

Richard Peers with:
The missionary position =
This man is on top - Oy, I rise!


THE SPAM CATEGORY

1st - Sean with:
Live free sex is just a click away. =
Jerk casually if excessive wait.

2nd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Rich beyond your wildest dreams =
Wordy sham ridiculed by Ernesto.

3rd - Larry Brash with:
THIS REALLY CAN MAKE YOU EASY MONEY! =
You nearly steal my cash. Aye, mine, OK?

David Byron with:
Internet Commerce Solutions =
Con me, licentious tormenters!

Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Rich beyond your wildest dreams =
Or why did you send terrible scam?

Meyran Kraus with:
Earn a lot of money =
A Net Fool. Any more?

Meyran Kraus with:
Steven Palmaers =
Steven "Real Spam".

Meyran Kraus with:
Read this, make money =
Sneaky method aimer.

Meyran Kraus with:
Carl E. Thompson =
Spam-loon? Retch!

Mick Tully with:
Live free sex is just a click away. =
See flick - extra juicy views alas.

Mick Tully with:
Excellent Business Opportunity Slaughterhouse =
Sheep, oxen - helpless beasts. Cut our ugly nutrition!


THE LONG CATEGORY

1st - Larry Brash with:
Fellow of the Royal Australian and New Zealand College of Psychiatrists =
Why call? We all feel satisfied Prozac is not all that dangerous for anyone.

2nd - Richard Brodie with:
This pangram lists four As, one B, one C, two Ds, twenty-nine Es, eight Fs, three Gs, five Hs, eleven Is, one J, one K, three Ls, two Ms, twenty-two Ns, fifteen Os, two Ps, one Q, seven Rs, twenty-six Ss, nineteen Ts, four Us, five Vs, nine Ws, two Xs, four Ys, and one Z.
=
Johnnie, Larry, Mick, Steve, who's who gang (ever present few) vengeful word mutants, synthesize sexiest loony nonsense; throw best nonsense off-post ads festivities. Witty nonsense twists often exist. Wow! Nonsense stuff never quits!

3rd - Mattias Inghe with:
THE SHAREWARE POLICY: TRIAL USE OUR SOFTWARE FOR THIRTY DAYS BEFORE PAYING, OK? =
Oh yeah?!? Fuck it! These pirates won't pay for flary big-error wares, you oldie rats.


THE NAME CATEGORY

1st - Jean Fontaine with:
Adolf Hitler =
Heil, old fart!

eq.2nd - Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch =
Wrongly, wrongly, wrongly, pathologically wrongly, I said "lllggf (belch)"

eq.2nd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Easter Island (Rapa Nui) =
It's an unreal paradise.

eq.2nd - Steve Krakowski with:
Douglas Richard Hofstadter =
So draft us a rich gold thread.

Andrew Mark Bradshaw with:
Hunterdon County Prosecuter's Office =
For cute cops, don't use fiery truncheon!

Larry Brash with:
Catherine Law =
Ah! New article!

Larry Brash with:
Artemisia Gentileschi =
Realistic in the images.

Larry Brash with:
Artemisia Gentileschi =
I teach realism. I get sin.

David Byron with:
Artemisia Gentileschi =
Imagine! She elicits art!

David Byron with:
Leonardo da Vinci =
Did color in a nave.

David Byron with:
Michelangelo Buonarotti =
Humble toil, octogenarian.

David Byron with:
Michelangelo Buonarotti =
O art, onto a humble ceiling!

David Byron with:
Andrea del Sarto =
No art dealer ads.

Jean Fontaine with:
The Constitution of the United States of America =
Fate: utter home institution of Satan ethics code.

Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Escuela de Medicina, Pontificia Universidad Catolica de Chile =
A vile late South American clinician occupied sad edifice, died.

Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Esther Williams =
Swim ease thrill.

Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Esther Williams =
Real lithe swims.

Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch =
Dr. Larry Brash glowingly, glowingly, hollowly, waggling folly concept.

Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Tequila Sunrise =
Is a liqueur nest.

Earle Jones with:
Georgia Institute of Technology =
O touchingly forgotten gaieties.

Rolandsoul with:
Threwbrew Khasihunt =
Wanker with the brush.

Mick Tully with:
Pontificia Universidad Catolica de Chile =
I avoid a nice, if acidic, rich Tunstall-Pedoe!

Mick Tully with:
The London Planetarium =
Earth - Pluto? Nine, old man.

Mick Tully with:
Liverpool Street Station =
Ole! Trainspotters love it.


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