Anagrammy Awards > Nomination Archives > 1998
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Silicone Transplants =
Plan nicer tits on lass.
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Election results =
Lies - let's recount.
3rd - Keith Lehman with:
Winter is coming =
I'm into screwing.
Richard Brodie with:
Certificate Of Achievement =
Fetch citation, receive fame.
Mattias Inghe with:
Geese and chicken =
e.g. Chase! Neck! Dine!
Earle Jones with:
Anagrams never lie =
A renaming reveals.
Meyran Kraus with:
An active volcano =
A lava convection.
Meyran Kraus with:
Italian Spaghetti Sauce =
Eat a light pasta cuisine.
Meyran Kraus with:
Refutations =
Not true? As if!
Meyran Kraus with:
Sea-Food Dish =
Do a fish dose.
Meyran Kraus with:
Taking showers? =
Go wash, stinker!
John Morahan with:
Video cassette recorder =
Receives, sort at decoder.
John Morahan with:
Mobile phone =
BLEEP! Oh, I'm on.
Tom Myers with:
British cooking =
Choking? Obit, sir!
Tom Myers with:
Questionnaire =
A note inquires.
Tom Myers with:
The sun never sets on the British Empire =
Her venture, so be it, sent men, their ships.
Tom Myers with:
Death Row inmate =
Whoa - terminated!
Richard Peers with:
It's a Rude Category Nomination =
Erotic anagram: send it in to you.
Mick Tully with:
Transcendental Meditation =
To LSD - an acid entertainment.
Lonnie Yates with:
Old man winter =
Meltdown rain.
1st - Art Day with:
"I Still Know What You Did Last Summer" =
Mutant slasher, dim kids - it'll wow you.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Johannes Vermeer van Delft's "Girl with a pearl earring" =
'Teen and her jewel' - performing ravishing art. All raves!
3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
"The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" =
These divas feted on queer's art, in cheerful plot.
Daniel F. Etter with:
Gus Van Zant's Psycho remake =
Zany trans shmuck goes ape, V!
Kevin Hale with:
They Think It's All Over =
The skill or the vanity?
Steve Krakowski with:
"Uncle Tom's Cabin" by Harriet Beecher Stowe =
New American ethic, Rob; cruelty ethos ebbs.
Meyran Kraus with:
Francisco Jose de Goya's Saturn =
A god eats junior? Confess: Scary...
Meyran Kraus with:
Auguste Rodin's "The Kiss" =
Senior's statue: 'Kids' hug.
Meyran Kraus with:
Auguste Rodin's "The Thinker" =
Rude nature: OK, he's shitting...
Keith Lehman with:
Sleeping Beauty =
Get up, ye lesbian!
Keith Lehman with:
Children of a Lesser God =
Re: Send Deaf Schoolgirl.
John Morahan with:
Phantom of the Opera =
Hope for a top anthem.
Tom Myers with:
Diagnosis Murder =
Amusing disorder.
Richard Peers with:
Bohemian Rhapsody =
Bops my head - no hair!
Richard Peers with:
Candle In The Wind =
'N' watch Di end line.
Jeff Roy with:
Beauty and the Beast =
Shy, attenuated babe.
Mick Tully with:
The English Cricket Team =
Like cheering Test Match?
1st - Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Seasons Greetings =
Tense Aggressions.
2nd - Mick Tully with:
The Monica Lewinsky Tapes =
Listen... Women yack... Ah, spite!
3rd - Richard Peers with:
Colin Montgomerie wins the European Order of Merit again =
Re: ace golfer on tee, hits wood, on green in minimum par ratio.
Larry Brash with:
Prince Charles turns fifty today =
Larry is past fifty. Need no crutch!
Larry Brash with:
Assisted suicide =
Issues AIDS edict.
David Byron with:
The Governor-elect of Minnesota, Jesse "The Body" Ventura =
Congratulations, Reforms Devotee, even seen to jet by H.H.!
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Clinton's myopia as a top politician =
A topical nomination! Politics pays!
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Valerie Hobson dies =
Heroine is absolved.
Mattias Inghe with:
Soon it's Christmas, dudes =
Christ is not amused, sods.
Tom Myers with:
The winter decorations are in =
Want erotica - no reindeer shit!
Tom Myers with:
UN inspectors leaving Baghdad =
Turbanhead sap given scolding.
Tom Myers with:
Clinton Settles Lawsuit =
Willies lust contestant.
Tom Myers with:
Lewinsky book deal =
We do sneaky Bill, OK?
Tom Myers with:
A Starr witness =
Arrest: 'twas sin.
Tom Myers with:
Monica's voice on tapes =
Compassionate novice.
Tom Myers with:
Assisted suicide =
Use sadistic side.
Tom Myers with:
AOL Netscape merger =
Emergence as portal.
Mick Tully with:
Remembrance Sunday =
Bury arms - end menace.
Mick Tully with:
The Monica Lewinsky Tapes =
Talks weepy? It's on machine!
Mick Tully with:
The English Cricket Team =
Heck! Testicle nightmare!
1st - Jon Gearhart with:
If you're skeptical, that's okay. Just make the call and see for yourself. My job is to inform you, your job is to make your own decision. =
My job? A skill. I screw you, too. Your job? To take my jism anally. Make your decision soon - I found fifty other ass- fuckers out there, ape.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
A Wet T-Shirt Contest =
Wants hot, erect tits.
3rd - Kevin Hale with:
Haemorrhoids =
Oh! Had sore rim!!
Larry Brash with:
"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat." =
I bet intern sucks ruler's wad. Proof? Tape! O-O, POW!!
Larry Brash with:
Sexey's Hospital, Bruton =
Polite, short sex by anus.
Richard Brodie with:
Is your wife an anagram widow? I think my wife sees herself as one. -- Larry Brash =
"Where, oh, where is my man?", I ask. (Larry runs off.) A fiery ass waits in bed - NOW!! Gaile.
Daniel F. Etter with:
Look out, ya pommie bastard! =
"Pa! I'm a bloody UK arse, too!" - M.T.
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet." =
See! as a yellow rose blasted unto warm hymen.
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Madly in love with you =
Avoid hymen: willy out.
Mike Hatton with:
Adult Video Store =
Love trade studio.
Mattias Inghe with:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? =
Whack cock. Ow! Ow, ouch, ouch, fuck, duh, duh... Oh, wow! Wad! Did u cum, old cock? Cool!
Earle Jones with:
Benedictus J. Miedema =
I did eject bum's enema.
Earle Jones with:
Made in Cupertino =
I urinated on me PC.
Keith Lehman with:
Sado-masochism =
Sadism. So macho!
John Morahan with:
"This Is Your Lucky Day!" =
I lay. You suck dry shit.
Tom Myers with:
Where do you want to go today? =
Or ode to a naughty wet woody.
Mick Tully with:
World renowned commercial photographer available =
Low oral porn-model blew chap? Horrid camera-negative.
Mick Tully with:
Top Tip from "Viz" magazine =
Fizz, impotent Pom?... Viagra!
Mick Tully with:
The Art of British Lovemaking =
I'm the soft hang... Like vibrator?
Mick Tully with:
The Art of American Lovemaking =
Halt! I'm Monica, a fat revenger OK?
Mick Tully with:
Silicone Transplants =
No inner plastic lasts!
1st - Larry Brash with:
"Look at this. This may be the most significant letter you receive this year!!" =
"Hi, these scams are not legal, you shitty trickster. Ye be a thief. I vomit on it!"
2nd - Jon Gearhart with:
sassy.lapen@sympatico.ca =
pansy-ass@typical.scam.oe
3rd - Daniel F. Etter with:
This really can make you easy money!! It works!! =
Eat my shit, wanker! You lyin' yokel! A sore scam!
Larry Brash with:
There is a page listing thousand names for your baby. =
The boys' and girls' names are boring. Ah, you tip a fetus.
Larry Brash with:
Sexy Pics, Movies, SHOWBIZ, NEWS, ADDRESSES!! Forum. =
Vice spam zombie sux!! Yes, so we find shrew's dross.
Larry Brash with:
If you edit or publish a newsletter, visit... =
Never post your shit-filled wit! I abuse it!
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
"I'm Ted (I was a FOOL). I am a retired Investment Advisor
and Financial Planner. Being very careful about how I advised
my clients, I always avoided get rich quick schemes." =
Merde! New scam at the mail!!! (Via Iraq??) Fuck you Ted! I hate
all bloody, cavalier spammers. We are not naive, swine! Discontinue
this cynic affair: gives no dividends. A Glib Dr.
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
"Sew-serge sewing machine sale!!" =
We're seeing wheeling ass' scam.
Len Richards with:
The Marco's =
Other scam.
Rodley with:
If you edit or publish a newsletter... =
I despise your hint! Falter, web lout!
Mick Tully with:
Please checkout my adult video store, where you will find the cheapers video,s also sexual devices. My site address is: =
Learn to spell, you hated sex-trader spammer. Sue's ethic? Coy wife used "Suave Dyke's Dildo". Wise, valid choice - she loves it!
1st - Richard Brodie with:
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
=
'Twas eerie, and the evil worms
Did slither by. O, in the gloom,
All hairy were the maggot germs,
And bugs and bats, live, by the tomb.
2nd - Larry Brash with:
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
=
We hobby anagrammatists in alt.anagrams love to reorder big words
into the weighty embedded gem. He vet silly bullshit, eh?
eq.3rd - David Byron with:
The Governor-elect of Minnesota, Jesse "The Body" Ventura =
Rasslin' vote event -- hence, Ego's joy to defeat Norm, Hubert.
eq.3rd - Jon Gearhart with:
You have the opportunity to partake in the most extraordinary
and powerful wealth building program! =
I'm power-hungry, rat-bastard thug. Pad in, take hard-to-earn
money (pot full), throw in pit. Exit. Leave you poor.
eq.3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Arthur C. Clarke's "Two Thousand and One: A Space Odyssey" =
PC Hal on: "Do you want astronauts dead?" "Yes." He's crackers!
eq.3rd - Richard Peers with:
"Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch." =
What, mint sauce? Carnivores love to munch food - ah, gladly vow for ban!
Gert Andersson with:
Do you know this: If grampa John E. Glenn (NASA-veteran) is indeed
the oldest man in space, does that mean he is the oldest man in
the entire universe? =
Ancient Viagra-astronaut flies in lead-shield to the moon in nineteen
ninety eight. Speeds over three MPH makes John a man and shows
us E.T deed.
Larry Brash with:
I think you are totally out of your league. You shouldn't say stuff like that. You should STOP IT!! =
Post your dud shit on another site, you ugly asshole. You talk like a fool. Youthful fatuity! Tut!
David Byron with:
Look at this. This may be the last e-mail that you ever receive this year. =
Tie?! Larry Brash, 'e systematically vitiates the e-hokum. Heave-hoe to it!
David Byron with:
Actually, a siege means that somebody ain't gettin' out! =
I loom, the "outstanding" enemy. A city gate beat assault!
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
"All men are anagrammable, but some are more anagrammable than others, but I say unto ye: no one is more anagrammable than Ernesto Guiraldes." =
Memo: I'm sure you say that to all girls & some men, bad man, but, brethren: alt.anagrams's a boom, an agreeable arena, a real home entourage, in manner.
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
"Anyone who has any interest is welcome to e-mail me" =
My case?: No way, mate! Meanwhile, Ernesto is in the loo.
Mick Tully with:
And they shall beat their swords into ploughshares, for if you hit a man with a ploughshare, he'll know he's been hit. =
Head sheep farmer is in a ewe! "Hush-hush" show. Gun, rifle, lethal tank weaponry? Shoot high bloodthirsty battallion!
Mick Tully with:
When I first read this, I thought "There's a sucker born every second." =
Hi. If the crooked, abhorrent, shyster's advertising untrue? Eschew!
1st - Daniel F. Etter with:
Doctor Kevorkian =
To invoke Dr. Croak.
eq.2nd - Larry Brash with:
President Nelson Mandela =
A lone splendid man enters.
eq.2nd - Mike Hatton with:
Newton Gingrich =
Right-wing nonce.
eq.2nd - Steve Krakowski with:
Alexander the Great =
Rex, a threat, a legend!
eq.2nd - Tom Myers with:
U.S. Senator Strom Thurmond =
Hormones dormant, trust us!
eq.2nd - Rodley with:
Iain Peter Elkington =
Tit? Keen leap in groin!
Art Day with:
Arthur M. Day =
Harry Datum.
Dave Dunford with:
Fatima Whitbread =
I'm fat, with a beard.
J.H.T. Fattorini with:
Peter Mandelson =
Male Respondent!
Mike Hatton with:
Peter Schmeichel =
Circle them sheep.
Mattias Inghe with:
Mattias Inghe =
Hint, it's a... a gem!
Michael Jeans-Jakobsson with:
Michael Jeans-Jakobsson =
Nice anal jokes! Smash job.
Earle Jones with:
Dwain Martin Frost =
Fart in a windstorm.
Tom Myers with:
Ethics Adviser, Sam Dash =
He harassed sad victims.
Jeff Roy with:
Cinderella =
Clean, idler!
Mick Tully with:
Archbishop Desmond Tutu =
Smuts, Pic Botha,... Nehru? Odd.
Mick Tully with:
Diana, Princess of Wales =
Carnal wife Di opens ass.
Mick Tully with:
Diana, Princess of Wales =
Fine Windsor Palace ass.
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Sleeman's Brewing & Malting Company Ltd. =
Mingling beer & lady's pants won't calm me.
2nd - Larry Brash with:
Sexey's School for Boys, Bruton =
Only for boys? Scour both sexes.
3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Our Christmas, in summer =
Some Christians murmur.
Larry Brash with:
Microsoft Notepad =
It's crap! Often doom!
Larry Brash with:
Diet Pepsi Cola =
Epileptic soda.
Richard Peers with:
Microsoft Notepad =
I'm fed to crap - not so!
Mick Tully with:
Mitsubishi Pajero =
Iberia jism shot up.
Mick Tully with:
'The Moon and Sixpence' =
Enhance sex mood?... Pint!
1st - Tom Myers with:
Broadstairs Lighthouse =
Abort ghoulish disaster.
Lost use harbor sight-aid.
Distraught sailor, he sob.
Abolisher so distraught.
Abolishers outright sad.
eq.2nd - Larry Brash with:
I think you are totally out of your league. You shouldn't say stuff like that. You should STOP IT!! =
Yuk, get out, you opinionated shit-head! Truthfully, you're a total fool. You slothful ass. It's yuk!!
Post your dud shit on another site, you ugly asshole. You talk like a fool. Youthful fatuity! Tut!
Piss off thusly, you troglodyte! Australians, like I, hate you! You talk the fool! Out, you nut! Thud!!
eq.2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
A Wet T-Shirt Contest =
Wants hot, erect tits.
Water tits, not chest!
Watch & sort teen tits.
Can test her two tits.
Rate twin-tots' chest.
Western act: Hot tits!
Tart chest-set? It won!
Wayne Baisley with:
Michael Jeans-Jakobsson =
Jackie Mason heals NJ SOB.
Boo meshes ninja, jackals.
Jackass jambs hole-in-one.
Larry Brash with:
Two Fat Ladies =
Widest afloat!!
Waft, eat, solid!
alt.wide.fatso
Fat? We loads it.
Larry Brash with:
The Monica Lewinsky Tapes =
Wipe a sticky semen? No! Halt!
Mistaken telephonic ways.
Why tickle passionate men?
Larry Brash with:
There is a page listing thousand names for your baby =
No spam here! Aye, I bug a tot's handle, it's boring as fury.
A brat is born! Let's get pissed, you inhumane hoary fag.
The boys' and girls' names are boring. Ah, you tip a fetus.
Larry Brash with:
This is a test =
Taste is shit!
It's a shit set.
Hate tits, sis.
David Byron with:
The Governor-elect of Minnesota, Jesse "The Body" Ventura =
Congratulations, Reforms Devotee, even seen to jet by H.H.!
Rasslin' vote event -- hence, Ego's joy to defeat Norm, Hubert.
Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Judy Garland & Margaret Hamilton =
Old hag mad at jr. girl; Aunty Em ran!
Dog, jaunty girl, & hard metal man -- ra!
Dor'thy'll judge main anagram art.
Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Shannen Doherty & Alyssa Milano =
Ahoy, tan 'n' horny manless ladies!
Any insanely handsome harlots?
Three ladys 'n' mansion. Halos? Nay!
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Every rightwing Republican =
Lecher inviting purge by war.
Whirring evangelic puberty.
Prig believe in gun wrath. Cry!
Bugger anywhere; (civil print).
Why elect a Verb-ruining prig?
Their wry evangelic burping.
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Clinton's myopia as a top politician =
A topical nomination! Politics pays!
A typical nomination: politics soap.
Nomination! Capitalist policy soap.
Capitol mania on typical positions.
Spicy nomination: a capitalist loop.
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
My case?: No way, mate! Meanwhile, Ernesto is in the loo =
Oh! I ate mayonnaise on sweet corn with my meal. Else?
It was: mayonnaise, cheese, thyme-oil 'n' watermelon. O!
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
The Tory shires =
There's history.
Hi, the sorry set.
The heirs' story.
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Valerie Hobson dies =
Heroine is absolved.
Heroine advise slob.
Heroine avoid bless.
Solid behavior seen.
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
What became of the Tory shires? =
Hi! Were M. Thatcher's safe booty.
Few bother to stay. Am Cheshire :-)
O boy! Were M. Thatcher's safe hit.
They WERE safe. Hi, Crash bottom!
Few obey Mrs. Thatcher ethos. Ai!
Eyebrows rise: fathom hatchet.
Thatcher bye: foresaw times. Oh!
After otherwise shy hecatomb.
Hecatomb. There are wishy soft.
Few stay. Hitherto some breach.
Michael Jeans-Jakobsson with:
Beware The Millennium Bug =
I'm well-run, huge, beaten IBM.
Well! Huge, inane bummer bit.
Bet huge brain immune. Well?
I'm renewable Intel humbug.
Blew Intel in a huge bummer.
I'm a number. Blew huge Intel.
Number built enigma wheel.
Meyran Kraus with:
An active volcano =
A lava convection.
Live 'nova' can coat!
Lava at conic oven.
Meyran Kraus with:
Silicone Transplants =
Plan nicer tits on lass.
Scan non-real tits, lips.
Consent? Install pairs.
Tits are 'cannons'? Spill!
Meyran Kraus with:
A Prostitute =
Piteous tart.
A trite spout...?
Eat-spit tour.
Apt? Tires out.
Rotates it up.
I, spout-treat.
I to eat spurt.
Strip, eat out.
I use top tart.
Keith Lehman with:
Election results =
Intellect rouses.
Rule on testicles.
Let's construe lie.
Erection tells us.
Run? Lose testicle.
So, neuter cellist.
So little censure.
Tom Myers with:
Scott Ian Rollins =
Clinton's oralist.
Slant on clitoris.
Onanistic trolls.
Tom Myers with:
Christmas shopping =
Shipping cost harms.
His charms stopping.
Richard Peers with:
It's A Set Category Nomination =
I tie toy onto incest anagrams.
I into nicest yet anagrams, too.
Anagrams society: I too intent.
I sent anagrams to ye to coin it.
Angel 'Muke' Rivera with:
MacOS SimpleText =
Top sex: It calms me.
Sex memo: clasp tit.
Mom's tits excel, Pa!
ScotchX with:
Benjamin Netanyahu and Yasser Arafat =
Naay, any ten Arabians, ham-free and just.
"See, many hate Juda!" is an Arab fanny rant.
Nay, Jesus had a banana farm, an eternity.
A fantasy: See a man return, ban any jihad.
Ah, a sunny Mediterranean fantasy, a jab.
Mick Tully with:
Multinational Companies =
An immune, anti-social plot.
'n unemotional capitalism.
I'm poison, mutant alliance.
Mean lout in capitalism, no?
Mick Tully with:
The Art of Australian Love-making =
I am thankful to ravage relations.
Fat? Limit her to annual ravages, OK?
I am flash alternative to UK organ.
Mick Tully with:
Remembrance Sunday =
Bury sacred men. Amen.
Bury arms - end menace.
Bury, name sacred men.
Mick Tully with:
Assisted Suicide =
Eased? I discuss it.
Cad dies, it's issue?
Sad issue is cited.
Paul J White with:
Dip in water - see what happens =
Wet pants are sad, I pine. Phhew!
P. White had new pair pants, see.
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Psalm 23
2nd - Jon Gearhart with:
Autumn
The howling wind, shrill to my ears
Flows through the trees, bombarding leaves
Breaking their bond with the limbs
Depositing them upon the ground
-- Jon Gearhart
=
Fall
Around the bend, might this winter await
As high leaves turn, then drop to earth?
I hope the snowstorms do not linger,
Bringing slumber to my big world.
-- Hugh J. Hekuebem
3rd - Keith Lehman with:
[A group of Shakespeare-related anagrams.]
Shakespeare =
A shaker's pee.
Peek? Has arse.
He's a speaker.
A sash keeper.
Shake serape.
Seek a seraph.
Keeps a share.
Sea? Shark pee!
AK! Sheep arse.
He speak arse.
Hare keep ass.
Hare seeks pa.
Ass heap reek.
The Bard of Avon =
Haven't food bar.
Oh, bra of advent!
Ha! Rob of Advent.
Oh, no! Fat Adverb!
Tavern food? Bah!
Both for Nevada.
The Tempest =
Tempt sheet.
Tempts thee.
Tempt these.
Met the pest.
Measure for Measure =
Me a fearsome usurer.
As you like it =
OK, I use Italy.
I suit a yokel.
You sit alike.
Love's Labour's Lost =
So absolve us, troll.
The Winter's Tale =
The wet entrails.
We salt thirteen.
Wealth interest.
We halt interest.
Entitle wreaths.
Eternal wet shit.
Let's hearten wit.
Lest wit hearten.
The west latrine.
The saltier newt.
Her Seattle twin.
Shelter ain't wet.
Romeo and Juliet =
I jolt Demeanour.
Meet? Lo. I adjourn.
Dominate o'er Jul.
Aureole? Mind jot.
Julius Caesar =
CIA assure Jul.
Cause ail us, Jr.
I sue casual, Jr.
Coriolanus =
I color anus.
Loons curia.
Curio Salon.
Incur a solo.
Scour a lion.
Oral Cousin.
Colour a sin.
Rain cool us.
Lo! Sour Inca.
King Lear =
Link rage.
Real King.
Irk Angel.
Antony and Cleopatra =
Cleopatra and Tony? Na!
Pericles =
Slice rep.
The Comedy of Errors =
Refectory dooms her.
Therefore crys "doom".
Destroyer of chrome.
Rochester defy Moor.
Coy Dr. for threesome.
The Merchant of Venice =
Thenceforth, vice. Amen.
Henceforth, active men.
Henceforth meant vice.
An' evict me henceforth.
Titus Andronicus =
'Tis dinosaur cunt.
Our distinct anus.
Union distract us.
I instruct. Do anus.
Arduous instinct.
Candour? I sun tits.
Caution turns Sid.
Venus and Adonis =
Onan's nude divas.
Sound advise, Ann.
And Ann's devious.
Nuns add evasion.
Ann devoids anus.
Sounds in Nevada.
Vienna sound sad.
Timon of Athens =
Men shootin' aft.
Not met fashion.
He isn't footman.
The footman sin.
Shootin' fat men.
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Fools rush in
Richard Peers with:
[The Tony Blair Story]
art by loin |
Conception |
born, it lay |
Birth |
born laity |
Birth |
Libra Tony |
Star Sign |
yon tribal |
A Scot |
'til boy ran |
Toddling |
bar nil toy |
Play |
I only brat |
Pranks |
nil art, boy! |
School Report |
boy lit, ran |
More Pranks |
nil rat boy |
Schoolboy's Honour... |
I nobly rat |
...Didn't Last! |
bony trail |
Teenager |
brainy lot |
University |
bar 'til yon |
University |
lo, tiny bar |
University, Law |
or by latin |
University, Law |
it only bar |
Becomes Lawyer |
Lib notary |
Considers the Liberals |
NY bar toil |
Sees the World |
it only bra |
Discovers Women |
lo, tiny bra |
Discovers Women |
lay no Brit |
Prefers Foreign Girls... |
lay on Brit |
Changes Mind |
lay Briton |
Marries Cherie |
artily nob |
Great Sex |
or lay bint |
Great Sex |
Byron tail |
Reads Her Poetry |
bray on lit |
Reads Her More Poetry |
try no bail |
Legal Work |
try albino |
More Legal Work |
briny alto |
Sings in the Sea? |
bray on 'til |
Becomes Political |
no arty lib |
Rejects Liberals |
no, I try Lab |
Chooses Labour |
tyro in Lab |
Joins |
binary lot |
Hi Tech Labour... |
Labor tiny |
...But Failing |
or tiny Lab |
...And Failing |
intro ably |
Progresses |
orb litany |
Christianity |
liar by ton |
Progresses Further |
lo, by train |
Meets the Public |
I blot nary |
Keeps Nose Clean |
bray 'til on |
Gets on TV |
Tory in Lab |
Finds Winning Strategy |
ran by toil |
Canvasses Hard |
rob litany |
Pushes Christian Bit |
O try Lab in |
Wins Election |
irony blat |
By Landslide |
royal bint |
Meets the Queen |
not by rail |
Uses Cars Now |
rainy bolt |
Trouble Starts |
by oral nit |
Roy Hattersley? |
Roy, Lab nit |
Yes! |
Roy nil bat |
Not a Team Player |
Roy in blat |
Dealt With... |
nitro, ably |
...Explosively! |
rob 'til any |
Single Currency |
not by lira |
Single Currency |
not by rial |
Single Currency |
nor by tail |
Rejects Euro Bribes |
nor lay bit |
Rejects Euro Bribes |
nil by rota |
New Govt Procedures |
try oil ban |
Going Green? |
Libyan rot |
Gadaffi Tries It On... |
Libyan Tor |
...Invades Dartmoor... |
Libya torn |
...Gets Clobbered |
Iran by lot |
More Trouble Abroad |
rib any lot |
Defused with Humour |
I tar nobly |
New Roads? |
Ibn Al Tory |
Bill Hague Turns Muslim |
ran Lib toy |
Played with LibDem Pact |
lo, it ran by |
Five Year Term |
'til barony |
Wants to be Peer... |
or tiny alb |
...Or Bishop? |
try Bali on |
Retires to the Sun |
I bolt yarn |
Story's Over! |