Anagrammy Awards > Nomination Archives > 2003
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The ballet position =
It shall be on tiptoe.
2nd - Matjaz Pihler with:
The law of modern physics =
Can form wild hypotheses.
3rd - rainwalker with:
Military tribunal =
Built-in Army trial.
Larry Brash with:
The unemployed person ~
spent up her dole money.
Larry Brash with:
An Acadian =
A Canadian.
Andrew Brehaut with:
At the going down of the sun we will remember them =
We wont forget these humble men who limit danger.
Andrew Brehaut with:
At the going down of the sun we will remember them =
Bugle honors the wartime. Few lend moment weight.
Andrew Brehaut with:
At the going down of the sun we will remember them =
Be still men. Homage to the grim few who went under.
Andrew Brehaut with:
The show ain't over til the fat lady sings =
That heavy girl finished two last notes.
Andrew Brehaut with:
'Til death do us part =
That stupid ordeal.
Andrew Brehaut with:
As myth arises =
Mass hysteria.
Richard Brodie with:
The mess hall =
Ah, the smells!
Jesse Frankovich with:
AIDS Awareness =
A disease warns.
Jesse Frankovich with:
Blueprint designers ~
represent buildings.
Jesse Frankovich with:
Health insurance company policies =
Claim pain once I purchase... *honestly.*
Jesse Frankovich with:
Market fluctuations =
Misfortunate at luck?
Jesse Frankovich with:
Investigations =
Agent is on visit.
Jesse Frankovich with:
Suicide attacker =
A true sick act. Die!
Jesse Frankovich with:
"Sorry, full house." =
"Your flush? Loser."
Jesse Frankovich with:
Fairy tale ending =
Tragedy in finale.
Jesse Frankovich with:
The dehydration symptoms =
Damned thirsty; OHO's empty!
Jesse Frankovich with:
Doctor's formula: "E equals ~
mc-squared" (all too sure of).
Jesse Frankovich with:
The hurricanes =
Such rain there!
Jesse Frankovich with:
At the going down of the sun we will remember them =
Humble few honor esteemed grown men at twilight.
Jesse Frankovich with:
Contrived alibis =
Verdict is "no bail."
Jesse Frankovich with:
Getting a first home loan =
Mortgage is lent on faith.
Jesse Frankovich with:
American Poverty Rate =
Private money rat race.
Jesse Frankovich with:
Clinical depression =
Can I cope, rid illness?
Jesse Frankovich with:
I climb ice =
Imbecilic!
Nick G with:
Softhead =
O, he's daft.
Scott Gardner with:
The cardiovascular surgeon =
Savior doc cures a heart, lung.
Scott Gardner with:
A woman's work is never done =
As modern-era wives know, no?
Scott Gardner with:
Laughter is the best medicine =
The smile, curing the diabetes.
Scott Gardner with:
A woman's place is in the home =
So I clean, heat, wash, mop mine.
Scott Gardner with:
The early bird catches the worm =
Three-thirty a.m. screech owl? Bad!
Toby Gottfried with:
Catholic priest =
Top this: a cleric.
Toby Gottfried with:
Catholic priest =
To Celtic parish.
Toby Gottfried with:
Voting is now open =
On top, so given win.
Richard Grantham with:
The presidential candidates =
Capitalist adherents, indeed.
David A. Green with:
The mystery of spontaneous human combustion =
Uncommon, but O! he turns into a messy type of ash.
Adrian Hickford with:
A computer upgrade =
Cue program update.
Adrian Hickford with:
Laughing out loud =
Ugh, God! Ululation!
Adrian Hickford with:
Common trash =
MSN Chatroom.
Zoran Radisavlevic with:
A beverage =
Gave a beer.
rainwalker with:
Insurrection =
Run nice riots.
Hans-Peter Reich with:
Internet pharmacies =
Mac, Ethernet, Aspirin.
Hans-Peter Reich with:
Testimony =
It's my note.
Hans-Peter Reich with:
The sundial. =
Until shade...
Hans-Peter Reich with:
Conspiracy theories =
Hypocrite scenarios.
Hans-Peter Reich with:
The bridal suite =
Hide best ritual.
Hans-Peter Reich with:
Nuclear reactions =
Or, natural science!
Hans-Peter Reich with:
Universe plan =
Rien ne va plus.
View with:
Angel of death =
Fatal end, eh? Go!
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
The Yellow Brick Road =
Dorothy & likable crew.
eq.2nd - Adrian Hickford with:
'The Muppets' creator Jim Henson =
Then triumph on 'Sesame' project.
eq.2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The Olympic medallists =
Simply athletic models!
David Bourke with:
'The Hunchback Of Notre Dame', written by Victor Hugo =
French book about totty-mad revenge within church.
David Bourke with:
"Carnival of the Animals" by Camille Saint-Saens =
In assembly: Cat, alsatian, raven, camel, fish, lion.
Larry Brash with:
The late actor, Humphrey Bogart =
Macho thug? Pah! Try a better role!
Richard Brodie with:
Smile you're on candid camera. =
A comedian con? I surely am red!
David A. Green with:
The mezzo-soprano Rosalind Elias =
O, she dazzles a lot in minor operas.
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Middle East violence =
Evidence led to Islam.
2nd - Jesse Frankovich with:
California's election =
I face it soon in recall.
3rd - Scott Gardner with:
Al-Qaida terrorists =
Arrest sad Iraqi lot.
Jesse Frankovich with:
Presidential Address =
Disperse standard lie.
Jesse Frankovich with:
The US budget for the war against terrorism =
Frustrate the administrator George W. Bush!
Jesse Frankovich with:
New York City's blackout prevention =
Keep network volts on by any circuit!
Jesse Frankovich with:
The new California Governor =
Voting for a clown (Arnie) here.
Jesse Frankovich with:
California's governor election =
Recall? O! Envision foreign actor!
Jesse Frankovich with:
The California Democrats =
Aha! Meet critics of Arnold!
Jesse Frankovich with:
The widespread hurricane flooding =
Fierce downpour and real high tides!
Jesse Frankovich with:
"Delay the recall!" ~
they all declare.
Jesse Frankovich with:
The Class Two Hurricane =
Car lost in such weather.
Jesse Frankovich with:
Italian power blackout =
Our incapable kilowatt.
Scott Gardner with:
The Hurricane "Isabel" =
Hit beaches - real ruin!
Jaybur with:
The SoBig virus =
Is this bug over?
Matjaz Pihler with:
Weapons of mass destruction =
As of now, scum antidote. Press!
rainwalker with:
Middle East peace =
Please mediate, D.C.
rainwalker with:
Amina Lawal no longer to be stoned. =
Also ban one detrimental law, goon.
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
A skirt chaser =
I track her ass.
2nd - Richard Grantham with:
To be hung like a horse =
The huge boner's a kilo!
3rd - Adrian Hickford with:
Meeting the in-laws =
"I'm the new genitals."
David Bourke with:
Faecal deposits =
Escaped soil, aft!
David Bourke with:
The Boy Who Heard Music =
Debauchery with homos.
Larry Brash with:
The faecal deposits =
a castle of deep shit.
Richard Brodie with:
The profession of harlotry is mankind's oldest. =
Hindermost ass skin - offer it to lad's horny pole.
Joe Fathallah with:
Berlin's Love Parade =
Penis bared all over!
Jesse Frankovich with:
Amazing breasts =
Man brags at size.
Jesse Frankovich with:
Free pictures of hot tits!!! =
Touch peter to rise stiff!
Toby Gottfried with:
Frederick's of Hollywood =
Flock of older D.I.Y. whores.
Zoran Radisavlevic with:
The porno star =
Shoot, partner!
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
American President J.F.K. =
A frantic jerk sniped me
2nd - View with:
Rudolf Valentino =
Found Latin Lover !
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Britney Spears =
In pert bras? Yes!
David Bourke with:
Helene Bertha Amalie Riefenstahl =
Her, a Berlin female, hates the alien.
David Bourke with:
Charlotte Tessa Rampling =
THE actress. (Plot marginal!)
David Bourke with:
The glamour photographer Gordon 'Sconehead' Hawtin =
Degrading women through a real hot cheap porn shoot.
David Bourke with:
Charles Camille Saint-Saens =
Classical animalness there!
David Bourke with:
'Monsieur Mangetout' (Michel Lotito) =
"I'm gone out to lunch. (It is more metal!)"
Richard Brodie with:
President Richard Milhous Nixon =
Pride's climax: ruin, then dishonor.
Jesse Frankovich with:
Stalin and Mao =
Dominant, alas.
Jesse Frankovich with:
Prime Minister Anthony Charles Lynton Blair =
Really prominent British man... he's in Tory clan.
Jesse Frankovich with:
The songwriter Cash dies =
As we sing the hit records.
Scott Gardner with:
Senator Joseph Isadore Lieberman =
As presidential one, he's major bore!
Toby Gottfried with:
William Henry Gates =
Here against my will.
David A. Green with:
Patricia Breen, the Ladies World Draughts Champion =
Can't abide other women, right? Appears I did crush all.
Adrian Hickford with:
The Immaculate Conception =
Cue that 'omnipotence' claim.
Matjaz Pihler with:
lbrash@ozemail.com.au =
I am so much zeal & labor !
Zoran Radisavlevic with:
Writer Pablo Neruda =
True Nobel award. R.I.P.
Hans-Peter Reich with:
The inventor Thomas Alva Edison ~
has made volt innovations there!
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Stonehenge, in the downland of Salisbury Plain =
Long boulders in an open field? Why, that's insane!
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
The Declaration of Independence =
Epic defiance threatened London.
3rd - View with:
Russian revolution =
No evil ruinous Tsar.
David Bourke with:
The National Front party =
A tyrant Hitler fan on top.
Jesse Frankovich with:
US Prairie =
Air is pure.
Jesse Frankovich with:
The Astronomical Society =
A theoretic cosmos litany.
Toby Gottfried with:
The National Basketball Association =
Assailant Kobe cannot lose that alibi.
Toby Gottfried with:
The Great Depression =
Here despair's gotten.
Toby Gottfried with:
American Medical Association =
See, Mama, a clinician is a doctor.
David A. Green with:
"Textbook for Dental Nurses" by H. Levinson =
Lass nervously fixed broken 'n' bent tooth.
David A. Green with:
The Statues of Easter Island =
Left us sad stare into the sea.
David A. Green with:
Thames Valley Metal Detectors Association =
A cast-iron toy seems all this team've located.
Zoran Radisavlevic with:
The State of Brunei Darussalam =
Beauties had sultan for master.
Hans-Peter Reich with:
The Daily Telegraph Newspaper =
Typewriters help handle a page.
1st - David A. Green with:
"Anagram Genius - The Book" by William Tunstall-Pedoe and Donald L. Holmes =
OK, not a bestseller. Still, I made many balding men whoop and laugh aloud.
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
The California special election to recall the State's governor. =
Large, lethal actor sent a notice of eviction: "Replace this loser!"
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
'Anagram Genius - The Book' (William Tunstall-Pedoe & Donald L. Holmes) =
One will look them up to read all about small gags hidden in names!
Jesse Frankovich with:
Democratic candidates hammer President Bush on Iraq and the economy =
Indeed, pathetic moron's rancid inadequacy as Commander bothers them.
Jesse Frankovich with:
For I delivered to you as of first importance what I also received,
that Christ died for our sins in accordance with the Scriptures.
=
O! Scores did marvel with utter inspired awe at that heroic deity's
profound sacrifice - crucified on the cross for their salvation!
David A. Green with:
"The Encyclopaedia of the Loch Ness Monster" by Paul Harrison =
Hence he helps local Tourist Board cash in on mystery of nape.
Zoran Radisavlevic with:
Europe, Asia, Africa, North America, South America, Australia and Antarctica =
Actual chat. Far areas are: Austria, Iran, Morocco, Haiti, Peru, Tasmania and - ice!
1st - Richard Grantham with:
[Extremely black 9/11 humour - read at your peril]
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
Gray Davis has signed into a law the policy that makes illegal
aliens able to obtain driver's licences and, in connection with
the federal Motor-Voter law, thereby affords to
them the privilege of participating in our elections, and voting
as though they were true, full-fledged citizens of the United
States.
=
Yet another ethnic voting bloc is now pandered to, allowing foreigners
to nullify the legitimate votes of irate, peeved American Republicans,
and tightening the effective and
sinister absolute stranglehold that the Democratic Party has skillfully
seized statewide over California. How sad, I thought.
3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
For I delivered to you as of first importance what I also received,
that Christ died for our sins in accordance with the Scriptures.
=
O! Scores did marvel with utter inspired awe at that heroic deity's
profound sacrifice - crucified on the cross for their salvation!
Andrew Brehaut with:
Waltzing Matilda
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
When I consider every thing that grows
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
Enobarbus describing Cleopatra sailing
on the river Cydnus
3rd - Zoran Radisavlevic with:
Smileygrams
Richard Brodie with:
The Man's Part - a woman's answer
to the misogynistic soliloquy of Posthumus in Cymbeline
Joe Fathallah with:
Linkin Park: Numb
rainwalker with:
To be, or not to be: that is the question