1st - Tom Myers with:
I often counsel friends: ~
Do not suffer in silence!
2nd - Adie Pena with:
So tired =
Do I rest?
3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
Emotional support =
Pals pour it onto me.
Tom Myers with:
The ritual of a spring cleaning =
Futile: no arranging this place!
Tom Myers with:
She ticks all my boxes ‡
Black, sixty, homeless.
Tom Myers with:
Mournful =
Flu, no rum.
John Ramos with:
Constipation =
I can sit on pot.
Tom Myers with:
I don't like confined space =
Kind of inclined to escape.
View with:
Lap wet, so ~
spa towel.
Adie Pena with:
A weather forecast =
He frets, "Wear a coat!"
Tony Crafter with:
Normal teachers choose ~
the more arcane schools.
Tony Crafter with:
In my dotage =
Anytime, God!
Meyran Kraus with:
Arranged matrimonies =
Marriage ordainments.
Tom Myers with:
Had often cheated ~
the dance of death.
Rosie Perera with:
Bioluminescence =
Nice blue comes in.
John Ramos with:
Neutralise TV jingoism via ~
investigative journalism.
Meyran Kraus with:
Arranged matrimonies =
Antimodern marriages.
David Bourke with:
She's all fur coat and no knickers =
Drunken sot, a lack of class in her!
Ellie Dent with:
Death before dishonor ~
defines a brotherhood.
Ellie Dent with:
The dawn's gold ~
then adds glow.
Dharam Khalsa with:
Peaceful protest =
A respectful poet.
1st - David Bourke with:
The Fleetwood Mac singer Stephanie "Stevie" Nicks =
With perfect looks and image since the Seventies!
2nd (eq) - Meyran Kraus with:
John Oliver's 'Last Week Tonight' =
Love to learn things with jokes!
2nd (eq) - Tony Crafter with:
Antonio da Correggio's painting 'Leda and the Swan' ~
had a passionate water-god doing an innocent girl.
Adie Pena with:
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by The Beatles =
Boy, the way they think it's LSD-enabled music!
Rosie Perera with:
The Bayeux Tapestry =
Spy the extra beauty.
View with:
The Super Bowl LII =
Oh, it will be SUPER!
Christopher Sturdy with:
Don't Be A Stranger - Dina Carroll =
Ballad starring on neat record.
Jesse Frankovich with:
The Winter Olympics in PyeongChang =
Cheering thy competing in snow play.
Ellie Dent with:
Claude Monet and Pierre-Auguste Renoir =
I could argue men's nature pioneered art.
Dharam Khalsa with:
Marvel Studios' latest film, "Black Panther" =
Fit champ runs to reveal mad battle skills.
1st - Adie Pena with:
Crappy times under ~
a Trump presidency.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Stoneman Douglas High School, Florida =
A smug hooligan shot loads of children.
3rd (eq) - Tony Crafter with:
Comments of sexual impropriety overseas ~
severely compromises Oxfam's reputation.
3rd (eq) - Julian Lofts with:
Arm teacher =
Create harm.
Brian Taylor with:
Emotional support peacock =
Appear cuckoo to simpleton.
Julian Lofts with:
Boris is a 'descendant' of the mummified Basel woman =
I muse, decide "Sad Mr Toff is the abominable snowman!"
Julian Lofts with:
Men muse on ~
Nunes' memo.
Julian Lofts with:
News: Agile ~
Eagles win.
Julian Lofts with:
Tesla car in space ~
seen as practical?
Rosie Perera with:
SpaceX launches its Falcon Heavy rocket =
A clue: Fox can cover chap's Tesla in the sky.
Rosie Perera with:
South Korea's dog meat industry =
A sin to murder Husky dogs to eat!
Christopher Sturdy with:
About those long overdue impeachment proceedings...
=
See Donald Trump
Such #MeToo behavior.
Go get Pence in!
Rosie Perera with:
White House Staff Secretary Rob Porter =
Others cry at reports of the wife abuser.
Christopher Davis with:
Use the Twenty-Fifth Amendment on Donald Trump =
Tends to end term of; then dump unfit wealthy man
Christopher Sturdy with:
A secret admirer sending love in the post =
I.e. opted to sign her Valentine's cards "Mr. E"
Ellie Dent with:
A Siberian blast is hitting United Kingdom now =
Linked to Russia... might be initiating snow band.
Rosie Perera with:
The Nunes Memo =
Themes? Um...none.
Adie Pena with:
The thirteen Russians =
Then arrest is in the US.
David Bourke with:
Russian weather in Great Britain =
Nature? Argh!! It's a Siberian winter!
Ellie Dent with:
Donald Trump's year =
Proud and masterly!
Jesse Frankovich with:
Kushner loses top security clearance =
A surly rich louse cannot keep secrets.
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
Richard Gates =
Rat is charged.
2nd (eq) - Adie Pena with:
The late musician George Harrison =
"Something" is clear on a guitar here.
2nd (eq) - Tony Crafter with:
British suffragette leader Emmeline Pankhurst =
A turbulent feminist; sparked female rights here.
Julian Lofts with:
American actress Natalie Wood ~
is a onetime cold case. A warrant?
Rosie Perera with:
American actress Natalie Wood ~
dies in coastal water. A romance?
Julian Lofts with:
Singer Halsey =
Er, is shy angel?
Julian Lofts with:
Esmond Bradley Martin. =
Noble man's died. Martyr.
Ellie Dent with:
Ms Emmeline Pankhurst =
Methinks men are lumps!
Josiah Winslow with:
Suffragette Emmeline Pankhurst =
Taking females further; men upset.
Tony Crafter with:
British suffragette leader Emmeline Pankhurst =
Female rebel; said: "It's true, men rather f**k things up!"
David Bourke with:
Samuel Frederick Smith =
His music left me darker.
Meyran Kraus with:
American author Stephen King =
The one making us rather panic!
Jesse Frankovich with:
The US Olympian Shaun Roger White =
See thy triumphal huge air on snow!
David Bourke with:
Max Rufus Mosley =
My usual form: Sex!
Ellie Dent with:
Monet, Renoir and Sisley =
Yes, modern art is online.
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
Washington, District of Columbia =
A disturbing town of comical shit.
2nd - Adie Pena with:
America + Trump =
Immature crap!
3rd - Christopher Davis with:
National Rifle Association =
A fanatic loser in isolation.
Julian Lofts with:
Her DNA matched ~
the Cheddar Man.
Tony Crafter with:
The Priory Hospital =
Has priority - to help.
Adie Pena with:
The Trump Plaza Casino and Hotel =
Old humans patronize that place.
View with:
The American Nazi Party =
Crazy men air inapt hate.
Rosie Perera with:
National Domestic Violence Hotline =
Evil men hit ladies in one act. Not cool!
Rosie Perera with:
The package of Clairol =
Felt age? Ah, pick a color!
David Bourke with:
The Technical Support Department =
That computer tips and help centre!
Ellie Dent with:
The Women's Suffrage Movement =
A vote... when most men seem gruff.
David Bourke with:
Oxfam International =
Frontal examination!
David Bourke with:
The Gibson guitar company =
Reaching "may go bust" point.
Meyran Kraus with:
NRA's Institute For Legislative Action =
I still give senators a titanic fortune.
Christopher Sturdy with:
The Imposter Syndrome =
Modesty-prone hermits.
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Old Stages of Success:
1. Come up with an idea
2. Set sensible goals
3. Test the plans and work hard
4. Be patient
5. Earn a cool fortune
=
New Stages of Success
1. Be ignorant
2. Shout a lot
3. Appeal to the worst in us
4. Lie and call others "fake" and "sad"
5. Become president
2nd - Ellie Dent with:
The Past, the Present and the Future walked into this busy London bar
~
for a drink, but the upshot openly unsettled the bar hand...it was tense!
3rd - Tony Crafter with:
“I was very naive sexually. My first boyfriend asked me to do missionary so I buggered off to Africa for 6 months.” Hayley Ellis
=
“I used to be grossly fixated on having my daily sea swims. Scary! Thankfully, I'm off it. I've been dry for 6 years or so.” Alfie Moore
Dharam Khalsa with:
Sketchy resentful tirade to be read in the bathroom
=
"Here I sit, broken hearted, came to sh*t but only farted."
Adie Pena with:
Worst Valentine’s Day Tech Gifts
5. Bitcoin
4. Incompatible technology
3. Exploding technology
2. A car tracker
1. A fitness device
=
5. Stocks? Let's get rich easy, clown!
4. An Android-iPhone perfect fit?
3. Not a Galaxy, bitch!
2. I'm no convict, detective.
1. Glaringly obese!?
David Bourke with:
KFC have closed hundreds of their branches because of running out of supplies of chicken =
Superb! Huge hard-bucks cock-up of the Head Office. Even Colonel Sanders turns in his coffin!
Tom Myers with:
Police: Robert Wagner is named a person of interest in drowning =
Bring redress for prominent Natalie Wood, now resting in peace.
Dharam Khalsa with:
This chicken walks into the bar one day. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don’t serve chickens here."
~
"See the New York Inn, Bar and Deli there by the tracks? It serves chickens. Anyhow, cross the road!"
Christopher Sturdy with:
"A cynic is a man, who knows the price of everything, and the value of nothing." Oscar Wilde
=
Who'd have a Tory, a fucking Old Etonian in charge with not many police, few NHS services?!!
1st - David Bourke with:
"Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory." - President Abraham Lincoln =
All in all, matrimony is a nightmare. Thereupon, divorce rarely brings happiness either.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
"Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory." - President Abraham Lincoln
=
"Sorry, man - having to pretend this horribly mean pig is a true prince is real hell!" - Melania
3rd - Tony Crafter with:
"Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory." - President Abraham Lincoln
=
I had prime roles, elite plans, a shining career.
But it's Harry I'm planning to marry.
Love, eh?
Josiah Winslow with:
"Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory." - President Abraham Lincoln=
Reminder: Trump's really happy. In his brain, it's all a high score. No real meaning to it, ever.
Rosie Perera with:
"Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory." - President Abraham Lincoln
=
Appears I'll not hear horrid rich sneering Trump say to his girl Melania: "Be my Valentine!"
Adie Pena with:
"Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory." - President Abraham Lincoln =
Her love is neither merry nor sad in principle, it is all a sham run by a girl to get a hep man.
Dharam Khalsa with:
"Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory." - President Abraham Lincoln
=
Mrs. Lincoln griping (in early hearsay): "Perhaps I married into the mental troubles I have!"
Jesse Frankovich with:
"Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory." - President Abraham Lincoln =
Entering harsh marital imprisonment is certainly a highly unadvisable error, people!
Christopher Sturdy with:
"Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory." - President Abraham Lincoln
=
Hush, horrid man. Repent long.
It is not "A grim era"
I'll happily celebrate my anniversaries.
Dharam Khalsa with:
"Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory." - President Abraham Lincoln
=
Yell: "My husband's snoring is irritating! People hear it over an alarm...in their car! Help me!!"
Josiah Winslow with:
"Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory." - President Abraham Lincoln
=
Here comes the bride,
Preparing all in spite;
I say, she'll run into a man
On my arrival, right?
Dharam Khalsa with:
"Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory." - President Abraham Lincoln
=
"Marriage is an everlasting relationship," sly loner Trump lied (by phone) in the armchair.
Christopher Davis with:
"Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory." - President Abraham Lincoln
=
Unless more children arrive. Tension might really strain one amiable happy pair, right?
Ellie Dent with:
"Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory." - President Abraham Lincoln =
Oh, pairs in love are marryin' I hear 'tis a simple challenge but then to end grimly sparrin'.
Adie Pena with:
"Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory." - President Abraham Lincoln =
Trump is neither stable or smart; he is largely a pinhead, an evil criminal, one horny prig.
Adie Pena with:
"Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory." - President Abraham Lincoln =
Trump is neither stable nor smart; he is largely a pinhead, a horny pig, one viler criminal.
Dharam Khalsa with:
"Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory." - President Abraham Lincoln
=
Trump improprieties--
Hard strange reality;
Ooh man,
Hell began,
In chilly anniversaries!
Dharam Khalsa with:
"Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory." - President Abraham Lincoln
=
In stern reality, a simple proposal meant I'm behind her, carrying all our heavier things!
1st (eq) - Tony Crafter with:
A man and a woman were seated next to each other on a flight. They started eyeing each other, and both realized they wanted to do the same thing.
The guy slid a condom out of his pocket, and the woman looked delighted.
"Rear toilet?" he suggested.
"Okay, five minutes," she nodded and sidled off.
He waited five minutes, then went and slipped in the toilet with her.
"Right, get that condom on now!" she urged. Soon, they were both sighing with pleasure.
However, one sharp-eyed stewardess had noticed the pair, and knew straight away what they were up to. So, she decided to humiliate them by making a call over the PA system.
"To the lady and gentleman in the rear toilet, we know what you're doing, and it's expressly forbidden by airline regulations.
"Now, please put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector."
Er... what were you thinking?
Oh, dear, I really do worry about you sometimes.
=
Tony took his blind date, Tammy, to the fair.
"What would you like to do first?" asked Tony.
"I'd like to get weighed," announced Tammy.
So they went over to the weight-guesser, and he guessed at a hundred-and-twenty-one pounds. Tammy got on the scale. It revealed her to be a hundred-and-seventeen, so she got a prize.
The couple then went on the giant Ferris wheel. After the ride, Tony again asked her what she wanted to do.
"I want to get weighed," she repeated.
As they'd visited him before, the man guessed her weight easily, so Tony lost his dollar.
The couple continued strolling around for a bit, then Tony asked, "Where to next?"
"I want to get weighed," she replied again.
Tony decided Tammy was a bit too eccentric for him so he took her home early, dropping her off with a polite handshake.
When she came in, her roommate, Laura, asked expectantly: "How did the blind date go?"
Tammy replied: "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
1st (eq) - Meyran Kraus with:
Five Grand Facts You All Wish You've Known:
1. There are currently more than ten holidays that celebrate chocolate.
2. The kingdom of Bhutan measures prosperity by evaluating their citizens' happiness level.
3. All humans are indeed made of stars (their dust technically makes up most of our bodies).
4. When you were born, you were for a moment the youngest person alive.
5. Sea otters hold hands when they sleep.
=
Five Of The Sad Facts That You Never Wanted To Hear:
1. You can typically transfer eighty million bacteria with a single kiss.
2. Overall, there are more empty houses than homeless people in the USA.
3. Some types of eye-shadow contain crushed beetles.
4. There are usually more than two hundred corpses which are slumped around on Mount Everest.
5. Amazingly, hungry butterflies have been known to drink blood.
3rd - Adie Pena with:
Four men and a woman, all Catholics, were having coffee at a popular diner.
The first Catholic man tells his best pals, "My son is a priest, when he walks into the room, everyone calls him 'Father.'"
The second proudly says, "My son is the Bishop. When he walks into any large room, people call him 'Your Grace.'"
The third gent says, "My oldest son is the Cardinal. When he enters huge halls, all will say 'Your Eminence.'" ~
The last man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room, all shall formally call him 'Your Holiness.'"
Since the lone Catholic woman was drinking her coffee in silence, the men give her a subtle, "Well...?"
She replies, "I've an only daughter, really sharp, most ideal character, got a twenty-four-inch waist, thirty-four-inch hips and awesome D cup breasts. As she enters, people do normally say, "Oh My God."
Dharam Khalsa with:
Right before the funeral services, the undertaker comes up to the widow and asks her,
"How old was your husband, ma'am?"
"He lived to be ninety-eight," the elderly lady responds.
=
"The fool was a year older than me," she adds further.
The plump undertaker deliberates and observes, "You'd be ninety-seven, eh?"
The widow clucks, "Hardly worth going home, is it?"
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
> John Donne's Death Be Not Proud
Death, be not proud, though some have called thee
Mighty and dreadful, for thou are not so;
For those whom thou think'st thou dost overthrow
Die not, poor Death, nor yet canst thou kill me.
From rest and sleep, which but thy pictures be,
Much pleasure; then from thee much more must flow,
And soonest our best men with thee do go,
Rest of their bones, and soul's delivery.
Thou'art slave to fate, chance, kings, and desperate men,
And dost with poison, war, and sickness dwell,
And poppy or charms can make us sleep as well
And better than thy stroke; why swell'st thou then?
One short sleep past, we wake eternally,
And death shall be no more; Death, thou shalt die.
=
Tomes Kept By A Master Poet
He stocks the breadth of joy profound,
Those hallowed wealths of plot and ode,
Within the archives set around
That study at his old abode.
He'll note Wilde's potent novelty
Then ponder Blake's unstable tone,
Or sip one dash of morning tea
And, peaceful, read The Bard alone.
It's no surprise that such a soul
Would note the force behind most works;
The human touch preserved them whole
And touch does have some worthy perks.
And when our shy and standout man
Remembers folks whom he once knew,
No truth feels more compelling than
A latent truth which still holds true:
Most poets' charms stayed strong and pure;
Though they are dead, the wit endures.
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
WEDDING DAY
By
The Bee Gees
We both acknowledge what we came here for
We take each other and walk through the open door
From the first time that I saw you
To the way you look tonight
I was shaken by your spirit
I was blinded by your light
And the world that I used to see is gone without a trace
Replaced by your eyes and the smile upon your face
And I will not turn away
'Cause you might disappear
I was haunted by your heart
And I felt that you were here
And funny when the time is right
When lightning strikes
You're not alone
Baby, I will pray for you my whole life through
This day
We'll be together
Husband and wife
Now and forever
The rest of our lives
Well, take me to Heaven
Take me tonight
There is nothing words can say
On this our wedding day
Oh, now is the hour, now is the sowing of the seed
I will take tomorrow
I will lay it at your feet
And the two of us escape from the sadness of the world
From the thunder and the darkness
From the hunger and the hurt
You know I will remember well the mission bell
That rings your name
And baby there could never be
A memory like you
We'll be together
Husband and wife
Now and forever
Lovers for life
Well, take me to Heaven
Take me tonight
There is nothing words can say
On this our wedding day
This is my pledge to you
I will follow through to the end
And we will find another plane
We'll be home again
And tonight I'm going to find true love, true love
We'll be together
Husband and wife
Now and forever
Lovers for life
Well, take me to Heaven
Take me tonight
There is nothing words can say
On this our wedding day
This our wedding day
=
WEDDING OF WOE
I was fine with 'promise to cherish'
And ok with 'death us do part',
It's what the vicar said after,
That made the fireworks start.
'You're man and wife, now you are one,'
Like we were some, well, mutation!
But, no, I'm me and Wendy's her
That's the sum situation!
Wendy saw my bulldog frown,
And shot me a full-on glare,
When I was about to protest,
Her eyes warned don't you dare!
'Rev,' I whispered, 'what do you mean?'
'Er... pardon?' he whispered back.
'What do you mean 'now we are one'?'
I grunted, on the attack.
'United in the eyes of God,
Now you're one,' he sighed.
'No! Wen is one, and I am one,
Then that makes two,' I replied.
'Button it!' growled Wendy, frowning,
'No,' I growled back, 'it's daft!
For if we both are really one
Then each of us must be half!'
'Button it!' said a rough, low voice,
(Had Wendy gone baritone?)
No, 'twas her thug father, Reg
With one fist under my nose.
'Do you know what this wedding cost me?'
He growled in a bullying way,
'Yep!' I yelled (though I felt none too brave!)
'Hell, you tell me every day!'
Then, in this flow of bullish talk,
I blurted, 'Reg, time to tell...
I've been having it off for a year now,
With your wife, my ma-in-law, Nell.'
'Huh?' croaked Wendy. 'Huh?' croaked Reg,
'He's telling the truth!' yelled Nell.
'Ok,' sighed Reg, 'to tell the truth,
'I'm having it off as well.
'With Nell's twin sister Holly Gough,
It's been going on for years!'
Then Wendy turned to look at me,
Her blue eyes full of tears...
'Sorry, hon, I'm doing it too,
With your best man, Greg Kildare!'
Everybody gasped with shock,
To hear all these truths laid bare.
'Oh, hell,' I wryly shook my head,
'So, everyone here is tainted,
Bar the Rev and our pageboy Hugh.'
And that's when the vicar fainted...
3rd - Adie Pena with:
VALENTINE
by
Carol Ann Duffy
Not a red rose or a satin heart.
I give you an onion.
It is a moon wrapped in brown paper.
It promises light
like the careful undressing of love.
Here.
It will blind you with tears
like a lover.
It will make your reflection
a wobbling photo of grief.
I am trying to be truthful.
Not a cute card or a kissogram.
I give you an onion.
Its fierce kiss will stay on your lips,
possessive and faithful
as we are,
for as long as we are.
Take it.
Its platinum loops shrink to a wedding ring,
if you like.
Lethal.
Its scent will cling to your fingers,
cling to your knife.
=
BALLANTINE'S
Finest
Blended Scotch Whisky.
I long to visit your regular pub, George.
I like to sip your poison now.
Soft.
Sweet.
I sense a provision of proof,
in pursuit of selected malt
and grain whiskies
aged for many years in casks.
Light gold colour,
unmistakable taste.
I feel your beautiful body in my mouth.
With interweaving tones
of rich milk chocolate,
red apple, vanilla.
I lust for an initial after-taste.
Elegant kind,
Lingering with a floral glow.
No rival,
I prefer savoring your spirit.
I like you on the rocks or neat.
I saw your Royal Warrant.
I often win in life.
Julian Lofts with:
Stormy Weather
Don't know why
There's no sun up in the sky
Stormy weather
Since my man and I ain't together
Keeps rainin' all the time
Life is bare
Gloom and misery everywhere
Stormy weather
Just can't get my poor self together
I'm weary all the time, the time
So weary all the time
When he went away, the blues walked in and met me
If he stays away, old rocking chair will get me
All I do is pray the Lord above will let me
Walk in the sun once more
Can't go on
All I have in life is gone
Stormy weather
Since my man and I ain't together
Keeps rainin' all the time
Keeps rainin' all the time
I walk around, heavy-hearted and sad
Night comes around, I'm still feelin' bad
Rain pourin' down, blindin' every hope I had
This pitterin', patterin', beatin' and spatterin' drives me mad
Love, love, love, love
This misery is just too much for me
Can't go on
Everything I had is gone
Stormy weather
Since my man and I ain't together
Keeps rainin' all the time
Keeps rainin' all the time
=
In Slovenia
I was a mouse
I was born Melanija Knavs
In Slovenia
I became a planner, model, gold digger
Breast implants, dental veneers
I'm an enigma
We don't believe in karma
In Slovenia
Somehow I met Mr T (Donald Trump)
I wanted to make myself richer
So much richer
He tried to enlist but heel spurs deferred his draft
Went to Fordham University but he was daft
Ninny's a graduate with science degree
Economics major (LOL!)
He likes porn
Wants me to wear the strap-on
In Slovenia
When he and Stormy got together
I needed time apart
I needed time apart
I stay in Trump Tower with my special son
I polish the kinky leather strap-on
I hate the orange toupee, the fake tan
Kinky talk, the little mitts and willy all make me insane
Hate, hate, hate, hate
I yell angrily "We never see eye to eye!"
I loathe her/him
Hell! I yell "I'd rather go to the gym!"
In Slovenia
Grrr! I yell "I'm no longer in love with him!"
Trysts! Why no intimacy with me?
Tyranny! Why no intimacy with me?
Ellie Dent with:
It's all I have to bring today –
This, and my heart beside –
This, and my heart, and all the fields –
And all the meadows wide –
Be sure you count – should I forget
Some one the sum could tell –
This, and my heart, and all the Bees
Which in the Clover dwell.
=
It's all that you said - you dunderhead
That, and the bills as well
That, and the ill-made bed - the smell
The slovenly habits
Mimic then, an ugly, cheesy fool
The ominous corner in the shed -
Where active woodworm drill
And I see fat grubs, dead.
1st - Tony Crafter with:
'Doing It Doggy Style On The Table'
A Dylan Thomas poem.
=
Do not go gentle, simply say,
"Go behind, that dame to lay."
2nd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Her vagina's to entice me =
This gave me an erection.
3rd - David Bourke with:
The Tourette Syndrome Association of Australia =
I see a trait of most around here is to say "cunt" a lot!
Adie Pena with:
Stephanie Gregory Clifford (Stormy Daniels) =
Girl is seemingly perfect for today's hard on.
Julian Lofts with:
The Sacrotuberous ligament =
Theorem to abuse a girl's cunt.
Jesse Frankovich with:
Exposed genitals ~
got pleased in sex.
View with:
Supermodel Kate Upton =
A pure nude look tempts.
Meyran Kraus with:
I said we had to try some new stuff in bed tonight... ~
so now the wife's dead and I got my fist in her butt. :(
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