Anagrammy Placings by Jon Gearhart in 1998

All the highly-placed anagrams by Jon Gearhart from the 1998 Anagrammy Awards.

LONG CATEGORY, October 1998:
3rd - Jon Gearhart with:
I've gotten myself in a bind
Doing those *gang* things from behind
I never will learn
In Hell I will burn
For giving that gal a rear-grind
--E. O. Washebridge
=
I fear I might end in Hell
For what I've done, I sadly tell
Laverne was grinning
Right from the beginning
Does bang the gong slow ring a bell?
--Bard Uri VII

SPECIAL CATEGORY, October 1998:
1st - Jon Gearhart with:
Cheating Death Itself

RUDE CATEGORY, November 1998:
1st - Jon Gearhart with:
If you're skeptical, that's okay. Just make the call and see for yourself. My job is to inform you, your job is to make your own decision. =
My job? A skill. I screw you, too. Your job? To take my jism anally. Make your decision soon - I found fifty other ass- fuckers out there, ape.

SPAM CATEGORY, November 1998:
2nd - Jon Gearhart with:
sassy.lapen@sympatico.ca =
pansy-ass@typical.scam.oe

LONG CATEGORY, November 1998:
eq.3rd - Jon Gearhart with:
You have the opportunity to partake in the most extraordinary and powerful wealth building program! =
I'm power-hungry, rat-bastard thug. Pad in, take hard-to-earn money (pot full), throw in pit. Exit. Leave you poor.

SPECIAL CATEGORY, November 1998:
2nd - Jon Gearhart with:
Autumn

The howling wind, shrill to my ears
Flows through the trees, bombarding leaves
Breaking their bond with the limbs
Depositing them upon the ground

-- Jon Gearhart

Fall

Around the bend, might this winter await
As high leaves turn, then drop to earth?
I hope the snowstorms do not linger,
Bringing slumber to my big world.

-- Hugh J. Hekuebem

SPECIAL CATEGORY, December 1998:
2nd - Jon Gearhart with:
High Crimes and Misdemeanours

Table of 1998 Placegetters

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