Anagrammy Placings by Meyran Kraus in 1998
All the highly-placed anagrams by Meyran Kraus from the 1998 Anagrammy Awards.
GENERAL CATEGORY, June 1998:
eq.1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Beauty and the Beast =
Be nauseated by that.
GENERAL CATEGORY, July 1998:
eq.3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Cartoons =
No actors.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, August 1998:
eq.2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The mask of Zorro =
To hero's mark of 'Z'.
SPAM CATEGORY, August 1998:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Please add me to your mailing list =
You tell lies, I end it - do spamagram.
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, August 1998:
eq.2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Please add me to your mailing list =
You tell lies, I end it - do spamagram.
I do digital spam - lure, steal money.
Dull spam idiot. Steal money? I rage!
See my 'polite' anagrams, dull idiot.
You sad idiot illegal net spammer!
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, September 1998:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
A Chevrolet =
Love the car!
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, October 1998:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Ludwig van Beethoven's Fifth Symphony in C minor =
Hint: Hymn V by deaf composer. Fun! Loving it! He wins!
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, October 1998:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
The act of fellatio =
Eat tool? Face-filth!
Felt the facial, too?
To fill face, eat hot.
Fat tool? I felt ache.
Felt hot oil at face.
Eat hole to afflict.
All of it to the face.
GENERAL CATEGORY, November 1998:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Silicone Transplants =
Plan nicer tits on lass.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, November 1998:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Johannes Vermeer van Delft's "Girl with a pearl earring" =
'Teen and her jewel' - performing ravishing art. All raves!
RUDE CATEGORY, November 1998:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
A Wet T-Shirt Contest =
Wants hot, erect tits.
LONG CATEGORY, November 1998:
eq.3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Arthur C. Clarke's "Two Thousand and One: A Space Odyssey" =
PC Hal on: "Do you want astronauts dead?" "Yes." He's crackers!
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, November 1998:
eq.2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
A Wet T-Shirt Contest =
Wants hot, erect tits.
Water tits, not chest!
Watch & sort teen tits.
Can test her two tits.
Rate twin-tots' chest.
Western act: Hot tits!
Tart chest-set? It won!
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, December 1998:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Caravaggio's "The Decapitation Of Saint John The Baptist" =
An artist, he jots 'beheading of a chap'. It's too captivating!
SPAM CATEGORY, December 1998:
eq.2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Let me show you this POWERFUL way to secure your PROSPERITY and FREEDOM. =
How low... Please don't SPAM me or you're HISTORY, you rude, creepy twit. Suffer!!!
LONG CATEGORY, December 1998:
eq.2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
"When you enjoy something, you must never let logic get too
much in the way. Like the villains in all the James Bond movies.
Whenever Bond breaks into the complex: 'Ah, Mr. Bond, welcome,
come in. Let me show you my entire evil plan and then put you
in a death machine that doesn't work'."
-- Jerry Seinfeld, "Sein Language"
=
"Double-O-Seven has sex with plenty of women, too, but he
never puts on a condom. Come on, you eerie, English agent! You can't
have them all. There's pregnancy, Aids. I just know love'll kill
you eventually. 'I'm intelligent, I'm bright, me, me, me. The
job? Her Majesty can wait!'... Chase Dr. No, not women!"
-- Mey K., in "Hide ID, Win Her Hand!"
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, December 1998:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Paul Verhoeven's "Basic Instinct" =
Stone's velvet pubic hair? Can sin!
Seen Sharon's cunt via pelvic bit.
Evil Sharon's cunt? Sin, be captive.
Is Sharon's pelvic bit (even a cunt!)
Be evil, inspect via Sharon's cunt.
'Pelvic Eve'- Sharon's cunt-bait? Sin!
Be in Sharon's active cunt, pelvis.
Her cunt's visible, is open & vacant.
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