Anagrammy Placings by Richard Brodie in 1998
All the highly-placed anagrams by Richard Brodie from the 1998 Anagrammy Awards.
GENERAL CATEGORY, March 1998:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Relatively knowledge-lean domains =
Well look, I evidently need anagrams.
GENERAL CATEGORY, March 1998:
3rd - Richard Brodie with:
Christopher Edward Chatfield =
CD flies... whhrrr... Oh! Decapitated!
GENERAL CATEGORY, April 1998:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Male erectile dysfunction =
I can't fire semen, cutey doll.
GENERAL CATEGORY, May 1998:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Yet another Internet religion survey =
Original sin yet true? Even thorny tree?
GENERAL CATEGORY, June 1998:
eq.1st - Richard Brodie with:
Jehovah's Witnesses =
The Jewish Son saves.
LONG CATEGORY, June 1998:
eq.2nd - Richard Brodie with:
And as it was in the beginning
So shall it be in the end
That bullshit is bullshit,
It just goes by different names
=
Bugles! Fanfare! Hidden talent's bid bags length nomination.
This is insistent beauty, this... this bullshit jewel!
LONG CATEGORY, July 1998:
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
This pangram lists four As, one B, one C, two Ds, twenty-nine
Es, eight Fs, three Gs, five Hs, eleven Is, one J, one K,
three Ls, two Ms, twenty-two Ns, fifteen Os, two Ps, one Q,
seven Rs, twenty-six Ss, nineteen Ts, four Us, five Vs, nine
Ws, two Xs, four Ys, and one Z.
=
Johnnie, Larry, Mick, Steve, who's who gang (ever present few)
vengeful word mutants, synthesize sexiest loony nonsense; throw
best nonsense off-post ads festivities. Witty nonsense twists
often exist. Wow! Nonsense stuff never quits!
LONG CATEGORY, August 1998:
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
It isn't illegal for two consenting adults to have an intimate
relationship. So by what logic can it be considered an obstruction
of justice to give advice to someone not to cooperate with a grand
jury presuming to investigate a non-crime?
=
Noting anachronistic puritanical farce now to be enacted on National
stage: very self-righteous hypocritical tone is just total vengeance
motion. Judging Clinton's private two-timing amorous misbehavior
is to be detested. We do it too!
GENERAL CATEGORY, September 1998:
eq.3rd - Richard Brodie with:
City Building Inspector =
Public cretin is tiny god.
RUDE CATEGORY, September 1998:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
The President stuck cigars into my vagina =
Cunt? Depict it smoking. Give her an ass tray!
SPAM CATEGORY, September 1998:
eq.3rd - Richard Brodie with:
Instructional Materials Depot =
Entrust cordial spam? In a toilet!
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, September 1998:
eq.3rd - Richard Brodie with:
Weight Reduction =
Get chow. Ruin diet.
Doc, we inherit gut!
Go diet, wince, hurt.
Cue: Diet right now.
Diet cue: Grow thin.
Ee! I cut down girth.
GENERAL CATEGORY, October 1998:
3rd - Richard Brodie with:
Can anyone vote, and where is a complete list of categories? =
O, only active, elite, deft, ace anagram poets choose winners.
RUDE CATEGORY, October 1998:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
I have noticed guys staring at my... Well, that's another story! =
Horny amoral eyes view that naughty coed's startling tits!
LONG CATEGORY, October 1998:
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
Now what? The Office of the Secret Service had worried that Monica
could maim the President's "you know what", and that
she was planning on killing Hillary, also. =
Keen lady? Lorena with fangs! Tryst "cut short", manhood
undone. New meaning to the phrase "I swallow." Erotic
castration? Off with his "head"! Halve dick, will impeach.
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, October 1998:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
In the beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. =
Nothing. Then divine heated breath generated change.
A high-tech bang detonating event ended in earth here.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, October 1998:
3rd - Richard Brodie with:
Requiescat For Isola
LONG CATEGORY, November 1998:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
=
'Twas eerie, and the evil worms
Did slither by. O, in the gloom,
All hairy were the maggot germs,
And bugs and bats, live, by the tomb.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, November 1998:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Sleeman's Brewing & Malting Company Ltd. =
Mingling beer & lady's pants won't calm me.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, November 1998:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Psalm 23
GENERAL CATEGORY, December 1998:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
The ampersand - why abolish it? =
I hate phrase with "and" symbol!
RUDE CATEGORY, December 1998:
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
Lo children are an heritage of the Lord:
and the fruit of the womb is his reward.
As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man;
so are children of the youth.
Happy is the man that hath his quiver full
of them: they shall not be ashamed, but they
shall speak with the enemies in the gate.
=
Octuplets?! What the fuck!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
It has been hard as hell with all
my eight healthy little buggers -
all fathered in different births.
Man, I try hard. No harmony here.
Poop, wee-wee, snot -
I'm afraid it never quits!
Shit from one end of this
messy damn house to the other!
SPECIAL CATEGORY, December 1998:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
The Gettysburg Address, anagrammed
into a rebuttal by Robert E. Lee.
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