Anagrammy Placings by Ernesto Guiraldes in 1999
All the highly-placed anagrams by Ernesto Guiraldes from the 1999 Anagrammy Awards.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, January 1999:
2nd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca" =
Canny hero, trim gal, a Casbah pub...
RUDE CATEGORY, January 1999:
1st - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
"The brain? It's my second favorite organ" =
A ragin' hardon's my first bet. I covet one.
SPAM CATEGORY, January 1999:
1st - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
"Hello, I would like to take this chance to tell you how you can get to heaven, and live with God for all eternity." =
Know the theological novelty? Hinted how to levitate, arsehole? We all laughed, fuckin' idiot! O, runty acolyte!
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, January 1999:
1st - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca" =
Canny hero, trim gal, a Casbah pub...
An oriental bar; much Casbah gyp.
Play at bar, Sam! Burn aching echo!
Bergman & chap in thy casual bar. O!
Ambush, by hangar, entail cop car.
Bergman & raincoat chap. Ay, blush!
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, March 1999:
eq.3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Director Stanley Kubrick is dead =
I created dark tricks by delusion.
SPAM CATEGORY, March 1999:
eq.3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Totally Free ISP / Are You sick of Paying for Internet Access? =
Net liar? Yes! Stay off an ugly piece of corporate trickiness.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, March 1999:
eq.3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio =
I rejoin my long adored man, amigo.
SPAM CATEGORY, May 1999:
2nd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
"Hi lover, I am lonely waiting for you to call me. Let me be your "Dark Secret" for life!" =
Are you crying to offer unholy "vertical-smile" item - or fellatio work, belle dame?
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, May 1999:
eq.2nd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
The "Carry-On" Movie series =
Even more racy histories.
Horny team is ever cosier.
Hey men: corrosive satire.
Historic! Smear everyone.
Hi! Reverence? My ass! O riot!
Censor vetoes hairy emir.
Aye! Is irreverent smooch.
My satire receives honor.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, June 1999:
eq.2nd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
James Dean & Natalie Wood in Rebel Without a Cause =
Audiences saw both in awe: a Romeo and Juliet tale.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, July 1999:
1st - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman in "Eyes Wide Shut" =
Audiences saw her nudity. Men liked moist icon.
LONG CATEGORY, July 1999:
eq.2nd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Gene Kelly, Nina Foch and Oscar Levant in "An American in Paris" =
"Singin' in the Rain" leadin' man love Caron. France: a Yank's place!
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, July 1999:
2nd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman in "Eyes Wide Shut" =
Moralist whined; nude maid in key scene is cut. O! :(
His cock: unseen. Nudity's eliminated. Media row.
Male nudity diminished (wear suit). No cock seen.
Moralist audiences whined. One key mind is cut.
Hi. Wee, timid minority nuked scandalous scene.
GENERAL CATEGORY, August 1999:
eq.3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Improving immunization rates in children =
Prudent to minimizing viral ache in minors.
RUDE CATEGORY, August 1999:
2nd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Anal fissure =
A sinful arse.
LONG CATEGORY, September 1999:
3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Firearms storage practices and children in the home =
Charlton Heston ethics are misfired. Campaign erred.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, November 1999:
eq.2nd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Anglican Bishops in the House of Lords =
Abolish nostalgic union of shepherds!
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