Anagrammy Placings by Graham Perkins in 1999
All the highly-placed anagrams by Graham Perkins from the 1999 Anagrammy Awards.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, October 1999:
eq.3rd - Graham Perkins with:
Walking With Dinosaurs =
Ah, I know: "Wild Giants 'R' Us".
SPECIAL CATEGORY, November 1999:
3rd - Graham Perkins with:
[A line-by-line spamagram.]
rhenderson@gnwmail.com =
L.H.Moon@grand.crime.news
Great New Book Tells About Male Sexual Secrets =
A better sex game? No, we at USA sell true bollocks.
Now any man, regardless of age, can easily learn: =
Ay, we liars sell men a nosegay and no fragrance.
* To be multi-orgasmic =
* It's a lot more big cum.
* To greatly increase the intensity of his orgasm =
* Oo try feel! I'm inserting "shag toy" in the cat's
arse.
* Triple the length of his orgasm =
* Fit motet: longer, higher splash.
* The secrets to penis enlargement =
* See me stretch glans on t'pine tree.
* Discover the male G-spot =
* To give head! (sperm clots)
* To greatly increase semen volume =
* Sell toy... see more cum enter vagina.
* The facts about Viagra, plus new drugs =
* Tab? Usual act guv'... soft penis grew hard!
* To eliminate premature ejaculation =
* Jam a lime in! O ta, acute penile torture!
* The secrets of getting his partner to want more sex =
* Sent for expert tit-shag, then wet orgasm secretion.
* To eliminate impotence at any age =
* Inanimate pale totem? Gone icy? Eat!
* To have up to a three hour erection =
* I cheer out "O! Hot rapture to heaven!"
New, Easy to Read Book on Men's Sexual Secrets
Male Sexual Secrets
Written by Robert Winter and Jeff Rutgard, M.D. =
Barren, excruciating, bad twaddle sent by sour tossers just to
make extra moneys. Well, we dream of free tenners!
This is a fantastic new book covering so many little known
and unknown sexual secrets you'll be amazed. =
Wankers conning swarms of wild males. You use naked bunny-bonk
titillation on Sleaze-TV to exact e-cash.
If you don't learn something new in the first few pages that
greatly increases your sex life we'll return your money. =
Unsurprisingly, we fleece thousands of really shag-hungry men.
Ie, we treat nation of ex-tit-feelers to worry, enmity.
The total cost of this book is only $12.95 plus $3.95 shipping
and handling. =
Killing anon! Ships load of cash-blend to shitty shopping tout.
To order " Men's Secrets" Call 800-442-4853 24 hours
a day or you can send your check or money order for $16.90 to:
=
Dear moron,
Hurry, carry truckloads of cool cash to us!
Sorry, red-eye men, no C.O.D. (see note)
Avatar Publishing
168 second Ave
#PBM 285
New York, NY. 10003 =
Ass! We build vapor-company 'n' bank everything!
This message is sent in compliance of the new e-mail bill:
SECTION 301. Per Section 301, Paragraph(a)(2)(c) of S.1618 =
We're nice Sicilian criminal chaps that sent piles of feeble spam
messages to con a poor thing.
To be removed from our e-mail list please send an email with
the word Remove in the subject line to 100removeme@usa.net or
call 888-248-2594. =
Here's how to eliminate e-address error volume. Eleven million
foolish men attempt to terminate e-jabber. We vacuum clods!
GENERAL CATEGORY, December 1999:
3rd - Graham Perkins with:
The Sin of Adultery =
Try "head", it's fun. Ole!
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