Anagrammy Placings by Larry Brash in 1999
All the highly-placed anagrams by Larry Brash from the 1999 Anagrammy Awards.
SPAM CATEGORY, January 1999:
2nd - Larry Brash with:
For your copy please send an email to =
Your spam is crap! Fool anyone? Delete!
LONG CATEGORY, January 1999:
2nd - Larry Brash with:
Awardsmaster's Choice Award for Best Anagrammatist of the Year =
We fete Richard A. Brodie, as cast as a most worthy, fast anagrammer.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, February 1999:
eq.3rd - Larry Brash with:
Rumpole of the Bailey =
Pomeroy. The bail fuel.
RUDE CATEGORY, February 1999:
1st - Larry Brash with:
Coitus interruptus =
Cunt users rip it out!
SPAM CATEGORY, February 1999:
2nd - Larry Brash with:
Turn your computer into a 24 hr. a day cash machine!! =
A rich spammer (a nut), 24; I hurry to con and cheat you.
LONG CATEGORY, February 1999:
2nd - Larry Brash with:
Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou
amongst women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy
Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour
of our death. Amen. =
Immaculate and pregnant? Horror! She's deluded about her abdominal
mass. Whose fetus? From where? Your Jewish boyfriend's flesh got
you in the family way, not Mr Ghost! That HRT tale of hers don't
fool us.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, March 1999:
2nd - Larry Brash with:
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. =
Tony's sham tribute - "Ciao, ciao, Emperor!"
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, March 1999:
eq.2nd - Larry Brash with:
Palomar Observatory =
A vapor? Lo, embryo star!
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, March 1999:
eq.3rd - Larry Brash with:
Rumpole of the Bailey =
Poetry? O! I'm baleful, eh?
Your plea? Oh, let me fib!
Pomeroy. The bail fuel.
RUDE CATEGORY, April 1999:
3rd - Larry Brash with:
Pork scratchings =
Pigs' rank crotchs.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, April 1999:
eq.2nd - Larry Brash with:
Lee Harvey Oswald =
Lay overhead. Slew!
GENERAL CATEGORY, May 1999:
2nd - Larry Brash with:
National Masturbation Day =
A damnation? It's natural, boy.
SPAM CATEGORY, May 1999:
3rd - Larry Brash with:
Home schooling (guitar, computer music) over the Internet =
I contrive to circle more spamming throughout Usenet, eh?
LONG CATEGORY, May 1999:
3rd - Larry Brash with:
"Ya know, I wouldn't mind having an insect flying into my
ear. Its tortured screeches and last-minutes-of-its-life buzzing
might - for a while - drown out these goddamned voices in my head..."
=
This is a clever new way to get rid of auditory hallucinations.
A fizzing bug, in its death throes, stuck down in my own lug hole
mends; achieves its aim of ending my torment. Dr. F. N. Eden M.D.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, May 1999:
1st - Larry Brash with:
Florence Nightingale =
Angel of the reclining.
SPAM CATEGORY, June 1999:
eq.2nd - Larry Brash with:
Take few minutes to read it through and it will change your life only followed some simple instructions! =
Hi, we anagram you fucking online spammers finely. Crud? We don't delete it. Hell, it is worth lots of toil to us.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, June 1999:
1st - Larry Brash with:
Milosevic =
'Cos I'm evil.
RUDE CATEGORY, July 1999:
2nd - Larry Brash with:
Arseholes =
He's a loser.
SPAM CATEGORY, July 1999:
3rd - Larry Brash with:
Super Powerful & Fast Online Searching Tool! =
Shun us! We'll rearrange off-topic post; no lie!
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, July 1999:
eq.2nd - Larry Brash with:
John Michael Keis =
Inhale jism? Choke!
GENERAL CATEGORY, August 1999:
eq.3rd - Larry Brash with:
Procrastination =
No-action trap, sir.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, August 1999:
1st - Larry Brash with:
The Three Stooges: Larry, Curly and Moe =
Actors? Lord, they're an ugly threesome!
RUDE CATEGORY, August 1999:
eq.3rd - Larry Brash with:
¡¡¡LA MAS ESPECTACULAR FIESTA!!! =
SPAM ALERT! IS ACTUAL FAECES!
SPAM CATEGORY, August 1999:
2nd - Larry Brash with:
Go to the web site, and you can earn some commission. =
Stooge, I end with no money, because its a moron scam.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, September 1999:
2nd - Larry Brash with:
"If Mama Cass had shared her fateful ham sandwich with Karen Carpenter? Perhaps they'd both still be alive today." =
A performer with bulimia nervosa killed by a hard fast and a fat artiste's death: chewed meat. Shhh... can psych help?
TOPICAL CATEGORY, September 1999:
1st - Larry Brash with:
Medicinal marijuana =
A cure? I'm in a damn jail.
LONG CATEGORY, September 1999:
2nd - Larry Brash with:
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair auburn? - Artificial intelligence... =
If I change her yellow curls to a red, I would double her ability? Ah, I can't, Anna!
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, September 1999:
eq.3rd - Larry Brash with:
Drug Enforcement Administration =
Torture and Demonism interfacing.
O, significant rotten man murdered.
Farm addiction rogues: Internment!
RUDE CATEGORY, October 1999:
3rd - Larry Brash with:
"Old El Paso" =
Ladles poo.
SPAM CATEGORY, October 1999:
1st - Larry Brash with:
Here's A great place to find everything you need for business and Christmas. =
Send in cash? Gad! Get your very shit-brained spam off Usenet, arsehole-cretin.
LONG CATEGORY, October 1999:
2nd - Larry Brash with:
Please check us out for all you gift and shopping needs. We carry
things from adventure trips, art, lodging, gifts, furniture, golf,
cosmetics, herbs and vitamins and much, much more.
=
I'm another bloody uncaring spammer who posts her fucking fraud
to alt.anagrams. I spend lots of hectic hours spamming Usenet.
I sell defective crud, frigging defunct TV's. Hurry!
GENERAL CATEGORY, November 1999:
1st - Larry Brash with:
Anagramming is a waste of fucking time =
We are kings of magic mutatings. I'm a fan.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, November 1999:
1st - Larry Brash with:
The London Planetarium =
Earthmen, I land on Pluto.
GENERAL CATEGORY, December 1999:
eq.1st - Larry Brash with:
I love cats. They taste just like chicken. =
I ate those juicy kittens? Heck! Call vets!
RUDE CATEGORY, December 1999:
2nd - Larry Brash with:
Aribu Publication Enterprises =
Lubricate penis. Put biro in arse.
LONG CATEGORY, December 1999:
1st - Larry Brash with:
On the Twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a milking,
Seven swans a swimming,
Six geese a laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtledoves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
=
I've anagrammed:
Twenty-three assorted birds (no wrens),
Seventeen attractive, if slim, young women (all giggling virgins),
Twenty-three amplified musicians ("The Mime Prodigies"),
Ten lavish upper-class gentlemen (all mad springing freaks),
Five pure gold rings for a hand (no lead),
And even eight cows (real mixed-up herd).
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, December 1999:
3rd - Larry Brash with:
Graeme Stirling =
Girlie garments.
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