Anagrammy Placings by Meyran Kraus in 1999
All the highly-placed anagrams by Meyran Kraus from the 1999 Anagrammy Awards.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, January 1999:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Alanis
Morissette: Thank You
SPECIAL CATEGORY, February 1999:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The Libyan desert =
Let's be in dry heat!
The Sahara desert =
Ass rather heated...
The Nubian desert =
Burned in the east.
The Gobi desert =
Be hot? Gets dire!
The Great Australian desert =
Gets real arid. Sun? Heat-treat!
LONG CATEGORY, March 1999:
eq.2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
"Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved
from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel Number Five, and a flunky
handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll. But under the circumstances,
I'll settle for anywhere..."
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From the Irvine Welsh novel, 'Trainspotting', a film by Danny
Boyle, is brutal, full of "fuck" and "shit",
and effective.
Ewan McGregor's remarkable as a Scottish, urban intellectual heroin-addict.
Cruel, real; will repel men.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, March 1999:
eq.2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Encyclopaedia Britannica =
Can be a dictionary in place.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, March 1999:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Frente:
Safe From You
GENERAL CATEGORY, April 1999:
eq.3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
A Sexually Transmitted Disease =
Lays? Uses latex. AIDS terminated!
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, April 1999:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Philip K. Dick's "Do androids dream of electric sheep?" =
Rick Deckard (H. Ford) dispelled machines? I oppose it!
SPAM CATEGORY, April 1999:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
"This is a one time mailing. You will not receive an e-mail from our company again. Thank you." =
"A tiny, illicit violation? Spamming me once? How generous of you! A real humanitarian..." Mey K.
LONG CATEGORY, April 1999:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
WE DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING AVAILABLE FOR DSS, SATELITE OR DIGITAL
CABLE SYSTEMS AND DO NOT EXPECT ANYTHING FOR THEM ANY TIME SOON.
=
I exhibit a most annoying, ineffective spam that mentally-challenged
nerds sent. A logo? "To Rob!"... Very sad. WAY too sad.
It has to end!
SPECIAL CATEGORY, April 1999:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Summer time and the living is easy
Fish are jumping and the cotton is high
Your dad is rich and your mom is so good looking
So hush little baby don't you cry
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Hot season is here, humdrum is harmony;
Giddy cod is coming, crop is tall.
Father has money and mother is just divinity;
You sobbing, kid? Enough. You got it all.
GENERAL CATEGORY, May 1999:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Dangerous Narcotic =
Snort a drug - Cocaine.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, May 1999:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Brian De Palma's Bonfire Of The Vanities =
Ban this barren movie as a definite flop.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, May 1999:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Shel Silverstein Dies of Heart Attack =
Hear the fantastic 'kids-level' stories.
RUDE CATEGORY, May 1999:
eq.2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
I love licking cunts =
Sucking on clit? Vile!
SPAM CATEGORY, May 1999:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
This "Hot", new, technology will also allow you to (realistically)
make $2-5,000 in less than 30 days part-time! =
Hey, 'Netwit'! This totally cool anagram shall only cost you 500
dollars. Please mail it within 20-30 weeks.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, May 1999:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Madame Curie =
Me, Radium ace.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, May 1999:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The Palestine Liberation Organization =
Arabs' petition? Legalize their nation? No.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, May 1999:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
The Palestine Liberation Organization =
Arabs' petition? Legalize their nation? No.
Arabs' petition - Legalization?! Not in here!
[Israeli government POV]
The elite: Arab got nation? Zion's in a peril!
"An Arab ghetto in Israel", point Zion elite.
[Israeli right-wing POV]
Arabs' petition - Legalization? Oh, enter in!
[Israeli left-wing POV]
To elite: "No nation? Ha! I rebel in Gaza Strip!"
[Palestinian POV]
Lebanon: "I hate Israeli pig at rotten Zion!"
[Lebanon feeling left out]
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, June 1999:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Sydney Pollack's Tootsie =
Testicles on lady? Spooky...
TOPICAL CATEGORY, June 1999:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The British Royal Wedding at Saint George's Chapel, Windsor =
Two rising 'English Trash', Edward & Sophie, celebrating today.
SPAM CATEGORY, June 1999:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
WHAT MAKES US SO SPECIAL?????
We process over $4 Billion in credit card transactions every
year.
We have over 100,000 merchants online and growing.
We offer secured on-line real time transactions.
We offer 24 hour customer service 7 days a week in 17 different
languages.
We offer complete training and installation through our technical
support group.
We offer a life time warranty and unlimited upgrades.
We help make money for your company and your customers.
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WHAT MAKES ME REALLY MAD?????
Fuckers who are in love with theirselves.
Spammers e-mailing feces.
Low-life wankers ruining our net.
Warts & acne covered nerds posting awful, used stuff to newsgroups.
Eerie Pyramid Scams.
"Our letter can change your life" crap.
A guarantee of "Double your money" or "$40 to $40,000".
Every annoying, coffee\acid\cocaine-user pervert starting a letter
with "712 Pure Hardcore Porno Pics of 71 horny women..."
And a final one:
A moronic list I didn't want!
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, June 1999:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The Gorgon Medusa =
"God! Her mug!"... a stone.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, June 1999:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The American Society of Cinematographers =
It's a cameramen force- they're shooting a pic!
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, June 1999:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
A Penthouse Centerfold =
No clothes? Nude, fare pet!
Pose half nude? Not erect!
Pose nude? Cheer- not flat!
See a cunt, fondle her top.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, June 1999:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The
Little Boy and the Old Man
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, July 1999:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
America's Funniest Home Videos =
'Amateur Comedies On VHS' is fine!
TOPICAL CATEGORY, July 1999:
eq.2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The Prime Minister, Ehud Barak =
Hi, President Mubarak! I'm there!
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, July 1999:
eq.3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
The Prime Minister, Ehud Barak =
Hi, President Mubarak! I'm there!
Met heir: "Hi, President Mubarak!"
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, August 1999:
eq.2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Sigmund Freud's "The Interpretation of Dreams" =
"Nightmares or omens? Frustrated? Fed up? I end it!"
LONG CATEGORY, August 1999:
1st - Meyran Kraus with: [The lines uttered by Samuel L. Jackson in 'Pulp Fiction' whenever he had to kill a guy]
Ezekiel Twenty-five, Seventeen:
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities
of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who
in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and
the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee
with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt
to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is
the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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From Tarantino's funny, violent (yet new-style) 'Pulp Fiction'.
The intense, groundbreaking hit features over-dose, rape and seinfeldish
dialogs, and presents a few well-known men as Travolta, Keitel,
Roth, Walken and Stoltz. This biblical quote is spoken by the
Bad Mother-fucker himself, Samuel L. He says it every time he
has to off new men: "Here's the scene: When I guide the needy,
the poor, the shy, you, lewd son of seventy whores, try to get
in their way. The devil worshiper, indeed! Ohhhhhhh, I AM god...
and you're heading down to hell."
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, August 1999:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
The Western Wall in Jerusalem, Israel =
Shrine? All Jews treasure it well. Amen.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, September 1999:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Michael Jordan's first motion picture =
Director ruins hit toon-film, "Space Jam".
SPAM CATEGORY, September 1999:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
No Working!!!!!
No Selling!
No Meetings!
No Dressing Up!
No Time Required!
No Telephone Calls!
No Running Around!
No Presentations!
No Face-To-Face Contact!
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No Uncaring Internet Felons!!!!!
No "Quick-Cash, So Log On" Conning!
No "test ignore" Genre!
No Fraudulent Deception!
No Misrepresentation!
No Spam Allowed!
SPECIAL CATEGORY, October 1999:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Sylvia
Plath: Words
GENERAL CATEGORY, November 1999:
eq.2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Mental Disorder =
Lose mind, retard?
SPAM CATEGORY, November 1999:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Under Bill S.1618 TITLE III passed by the 105th U.S. Congress
this letter Can Not be Considered unsolicited as long as I include
a way to be removed. To be removed from future mailings Free,
simply respond with "REMOVE" in the subject line. This
will permanently remove you from all future mailing from this
e-mail address. I promptly honor all remove requests. PLEASE SEND
REMOVES TO: larryv@england.com
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Ironically, we hide behind constitutional laws.
Some justice - they indict presidents, but set spammers free...
So what are you going to do about it? It's a free country, love.
Mind your business and leave spamming for spammers...
End it? No problem! Send a letter to: evil.modem.muggers@fromhell
(include an irreversible cheque for 1,681,150 dollars in the envelope)
From "Devil's Little Helpers",
Mr. Larry V Smelly
GENERAL CATEGORY, December 1999:
eq.1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Garbageman =
Bag manager.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, December 1999:
eq.1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Robert Schumann =
Brahms' Nocturne.
SPAM CATEGORY, December 1999:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
* BARELY LEGAL TEEN SLUTS
* LIVE SEX WITH SOUND
* OVER SIX THOUSAND VIDEO FEEDS
* UNLIMITED FREE VIDEO SEX
* HARDCORE CELEBRITY PICS
* TENS OF 1000s OF FREE HARDCORE PICTURES
THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE WORLD'S BEST PORN SITE !!
YOU WANT IT ..... WE GOT IT .... ALL HERE - E V E R Y T H I N
G !!
WE SURE HOPE YOU ARE CUMMING TO SEE US!
WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU RIGHT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS CLICK!!
http://www.freeyellow.com/members6/deplace1/index.html
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* VIOLATION OF INNOCENT GIRLS
* EXCRUCIATING SCREAMS
* DIRTY MOVIES
* LOVELESS INTERCOURSE
* UNREAL VIPs FUCK
* EXTREMELY CHEAP PHOTOS
To low-duty buttholes:
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
The world will be better if you didn't exist:
Where I read my messages without 161,000 lists...
Where Spam is beef...
Where children experience life, not torture...
Where twits get offed and go with god...
Where there is peace.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, December 1999:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
American President John Fitzgerald Kennedy =
Crazy sniper named Lee ended JFK? No, ain't right.
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