Anagrammy Placings by Richard Brodie in 1999
All the highly-placed anagrams by Richard Brodie from the 1999 Anagrammy Awards.
LONG CATEGORY, January 1999:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
A Scout is: Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly, Courteous, Kind, Obedient, Cheerful, Thrifty, Brave, Clean, and Reverent. =
Lie! The boy of terror: Rotten, False, Berserk, Truculent, Rude, Uncivil, Elfish, Nasty, Cheap, Cowardly, Filthy, and Undevout.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, January 1999:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Minced Lamb Veg Hotpot =
Belch, vomit and get mop.
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, January 1999:
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
When thou goest, thy steps shall not be straitened, and when thou runnest, thou shalt not stumble. =
Plan on steel sinews, but strong as hell, that when thou rusheth, thou needst not stub thy damn toe.
Shalt not thy sinews be most strong? When thou hasteneth, all abustle, thou needst not end up hurt.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, January 1999:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee; blessed art thou
among women, and blessed be the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy
Mary, mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour
of our death. Amen.
=
Numerous Rosary's: by them we let earth fondly honor a noble,
beautiful matriarch, wife of Joseph, and daughter of Israel, by
whom and through whom the goodness of the Master is fully demonstrated.
=
The Holy Mom would be horrified at this folly. What a bad and
enormous waste of human energy. When men repeat formula to honor
Christ, God refuses. Beads debase. Just thoroughly transform thy
life!
LONG CATEGORY, February 1999:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Can one go upon hot coals, and his feet not be burned? =
So, can he pee on ice and both of gonads not turn blue?
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, February 1999:
eq.2nd - Richard Brodie with:
Senate Impeachment Trial =
Terminate the Special Man!
Halt intimate menace Pres.
In a statement: Replace him!
LONG CATEGORY, March 1999:
1st - Richard Brodie with: [Esther 3:12]
Then were the king's scribes called on the thirteenth day of the
first month, and there was written according to all that Haman
had commanded unto the king's lieutenants, and to the governors
that were over every province, and to the rulers of every people
of every province according to the writing thereof, and to every
people after their language; in the name of king Ahasuerus was
it written, and sealed with the king's ring.
=
A day short of two weeks into Nisan, the husband of Vashti gave
silver unto a cruel Agagite who wanted to kill every man, woman,
and child of Mordecai's people on the thirteenth of Adar. So then
the charming, pretty Esther, a poor, free teenage virgin who gained
acceptance in the royal courts, ventured to flirt with the king,
who then, preferring to trust her, reversed the sentence, arresting
and even killing the demented tyrant.
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, March 1999:
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
Kevorkian convicted: found guilty of second degree murder =
Suicide guy fucked! Make life end, doctor? Grr! No! Never do on TV!
Overt suicide guy fucked! Dr. gone amok 'n' record life end on TV!
Dr. condemned! O, I deny cure. Fucker took life on TV. Grave is dug.
GENERAL CATEGORY, April 1999:
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
Exclamation =
Note a climax.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, April 1999:
3rd - Richard Brodie with:
And he saith unto them, Be not affrighted:
Ye seek Jesus of Nazareth, which was crucified:
he is risen; he is not here:
behold the place where they laid him.
=
Christ the King! We cheer with joy thy adorable name.
His is a faith which ensures life.
He neutralized death. He opened the tomb.
He freed us of sin's ache.
LONG CATEGORY, April 1999:
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
For we have all sinned, and come short of the glory of God. =
Severed off, from childhood, lower than angels, to agony.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, April 1999:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Russian leader, Nikita Kruschev bangs shoe on table in the General Assembly =
Ha! I see angry, bald, soleless barbarian kicks heels at US government in the UN.
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, April 1999:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Alzheimer's Neurodegenerative Syndrome =
A long, severe, dire memory seizure. And then...
Memory reversing seizure, death. A lone end.
A neuron termed severely misorganized, eh?
Neurons vandalized. Her memory gets eerie.
Reveal unseen disorganized memory there.
Memory neutralized. Head's gone in reverse.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, April 1999:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Upon
an Usurer
LONG CATEGORY, May 1999:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
"All truth passes through three stages:
first, it is ridiculed;
next it is violently attacked;
finally, it is held to be self-evident."
- Schopenhauer
=
Experts' initial thrust? Voices taunt:
"Stupid! Silly! Childish! Flakey!";
then state: "Forget it! Dangerous! Evil!";
then: "Deft thesis! Clear as hell!"
- Brodie
SPECIAL CATEGORY, May 1999:
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
[Jiddu Krishnamurti, the Indian mystic, was a gentle soul about
whom I know next to nothing. He did, however, write some books,
and anagrams of the titles seem to reveal something about his
philosophical belief system:]
Krishnamurti's Philosophical Belief System
=
He thinks of all my super charm possibilities.
I bless monk's life, charisma, spirit, youth, help.
Crisis? Hint: if humble, seek to apply his morals.
So mark thou, his principle aims bless thy life.
The Awakening of Intelligence
=
Feeling like neat teaching now?
Let one face new agile thinking.
A fine, ethical, genteel knowing.
O! we can take enlightening life.
"Freedom From The Known" alongside "The First
and Last Freedom"
=
Think of new gems for the enlisted fold from an adored master.
Seek it fresh now from fond and soft-hearted immortal legend.
Manifold defiant words of strength from meek honest leader.
Lessons taken from the man of merited wonder afford delight.
This Light in Oneself: True Meditation
=
I, enlightenment's author? I oft sit idle.
The sitter finds the ego illumination.
Oh, this ultimate golden infinite rest.
I tune in to mind, fella. Shit is together!
LONG CATEGORY, June 1999:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Preamble
to the United States Constitution
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, June 1999:
eq.3rd - Richard Brodie with:
Mental institution =
Limitation: ten nuts. [a small facility]
Let out instant I'm in. [lenient policy]
Not emit until saint. [strict policy]
LONG CATEGORY, July 1999:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Question: Why did the blonde think she was so smart when it took
her six months to assemble a jigsaw puzzle with only seven pieces?
Answer: Because on the box it said "Two to four years"!
=
Want to hear feminine joke? No? Well too bad! So, I saw very sexy,
ditzy broad wax eloquent about prowess, but she's not the Whiz
Girl she thinks she is. No Ms. Wise, she's a most pathetic dunce.
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, July 1999:
1st - Richard Brodie with: [Proverbs 17:15]
He that justifieth the wicked, and he that condemneth the just, even they both are abomination to the LORD. =
Doth not the Jew tend to hate the Arab, and the Limey oft evoke Irish hate? Hatch not then the dumb injustice.
The Serb itcheth to hurt the Bosnian, and the holy jihad venom attacketh the Jew. Oh! Time-out! Find a detente!
It is the race of the black man that they jeered.Oh! the hate! Thumbs down! Then join united to hand it the veto.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, July 1999:
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
Bill
of Rights
RUDE CATEGORY, August 1999:
eq.3rd - Richard Brodie with:
Vertical genitals =
Vaginal slit? Erect!
LONG CATEGORY, August 1999:
2nd - Richard Brodie with: [Proverbs 10:5]
He that gathereth in summer is a wise son:
but he that sleepeth in harvest is a son that causeth shame.
=
So, the mom hath twins:
she hath a true enthusiastic helper-assistant;
she hath a restive teenage bum!
SPECIAL CATEGORY, September 1999:
3rd - Richard Brodie with:
Psalm
150
LONG CATEGORY, October 1999:
3rd - Richard Brodie with: [Proverbs 20:1]
Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging:
and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise.
=
Martinis, whisky, gin, screwdrivers? Tie one on in bars?
I'd avoid these grogs. We need Coke!
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, October 1999:
eq.1st - Richard Brodie with:
Tonya Harding =
Darn hit! Agony!
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, October 1999:
eq.3rd - Richard Brodie with:
Reba McEntire's Ranch House =
Reach her mansion: best cure.
Near each other, crises numb.
Inn cares. Ease much, brother.
Combine such hearts nearer.
Embrace her south inn's care.
Combines aches nearer hurt.
A nice southerner's chamber.
No such tears in her embrace.
Has nice cure? Amen, brothers!
Breathes charm on insecure.
Then rare embrace cushions.
Her chamber's a tension cure.
Oh, inn's embrace cures heart.
LONG CATEGORY, December 1999:
eq.2nd - Richard Brodie with:
My son, eat thou honey, because it is good;
and the honeycomb, which is sweet to thy taste.
=
Oh, you wish candy? Chew on this tasty goo made by bees.
Hesitate not, oh teeth; consume it!
SPECIAL CATEGORY, December 1999:
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
For unto us a
child is born, unto us a son is given
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