Anagrammy Placings by Don P. Fortier in 2000
All the highly-placed anagrams by Don P. Fortier from the 2000 Anagrammy Awards.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, May 2000:
2nd - Don P. Fortier with:
The hit musical is Andrew Lloyd Webber's "CATS" =
I beheld a cast hiss, rub, claw, stridently meow.
RUDE CATEGORY, June 2000:
2nd - Don P. Fortier with:
Shit! I cannot poo! =
Oh? Constipation?
LONG SPAM CATEGORY, September 2000:
3rd - Don P. Fortier with:
Released by your own pituitary gland, GH starts declining in your
20s, even more in your 30s and 40s, eventually resulting in the
shrinkage of major organs--plus all other symptoms related to
old age.
THIS CAN NOW BE REVERSED!!! IN THOUSANDS OF CLINICAL STUDIES, GH HAS BEEN SHOWN TO ACCOMPLISH THE FOLLOWING:
* Reduce Body Fat and Build Lean Muscle WITHOUT EXERCISE!
* Enhance Sexual Performance
* Remove Wrinkles and Cellulite
* Lower Blood Pressure and improve Cholesterol Profile
* Improve Sleep, Vision and Memory
* Restore Hair Color and Growth
* Strengthen the Immune System
* Increase Energy and Cardiac Output
* Turn back your body's Biological Time Clock 10-20 years in 6
months of usage!!!
For MORE FREE INFORMATION or TO ORDER PRODUCT, please access the
link below, or contact us by email or voicemail anytime of day.
Find out how GH Implementation can "Reverse the Aging Process"
for you!
http://www.ghliquid.com
1-888-624-9852
goodliving2001@europe.com
goodliving2001@hotmail.com
(Distributors WANTED. We welcome INTERNATIONAL REPRESENTATION.)
=
A Million Dollar Discovery: HEALTH in GOAT SEMEN
My new incoming (bogus) investigations have been confirming the value of our GOAT CUM (GC) dietary supplement. Formerly, only third-world shepherds enjoyed the "full-blown" benefits of this miraculous substance.
GC will:
* Soothe sore throats (swallow at least 2-4 ounces)
* Clear sinus congestion (when inhaled)
* Keep vision 20-20 (gentle as water on your eyes)
* Be a rapid laxative (hold it!)
* Shrink your prostate (manual application recommended)
* Bleach skin spots (test inconspicuously for yellowing)
* Add mirror sheen to your hair (lengthen blonde)
* Attract female goats (No fooling: Free cheese!)
Don't depend on grocers, preservatives, or expensive, cumbersome refrigeration: obtain your GC directly from your OWN goats! Our trim, improved Irish breed produces a minimum of 1095 ounces yearly @ 3 per day.
1-800-462-8286 (1-800-GOATCUM)
http://www.coolmilliondollar.com/hiddenranch
Or write: goatlicking2001@hotsquirt.com
*** Caution: Suckers ruled "immoral", however, become WANTED and need LEGAL REPRESENTATION.
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, September 2000:
eq.3rd - Don P. Fortier with:
Lee Harvey Oswald =
A sad, very low heel.
Wee shady overall.
Shall eye a red vow.
Why else a lad over?
As volley we heard.
Was hell, day or eve.
How severe a dally.
Away! Do serve hell!
Ay, he leaves world.
Yes, held a real vow.
However, a sly deal.
Oh, a lawyer delves.
Reveal ye, old Shaw?
Who lays revealed?
Real way shoveled.
Hey... we over Dallas?
LONG CATEGORY, October 2000:
3rd - Don P. Fortier with: [From Othello, Act V, scene II]
"Speak of me as I am; nothing extenuate,
Nor set down aught in malice: then must you speak
Of one that loved not wisely but too well."
=
"Look upon us: Iago gave a most potent untruth.
I, Othello, slew that innocent beauty, wife Desdemona.
Shame takes my own life next..."
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, October 2000:
3rd - Don P. Fortier with:
Alfred Hitchcock, Master of Suspense =
Plot? Heck, he scared us stiff! Scream on!
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, October 2000:
2nd - Don P. Fortier with:
Oscar Wilde's "The Importance of Being Earnest" =
Epic reads: Two girls, mother, one absent fiancé.
Predilection for best wit as name change rose,
Breach is a rift, some secret pain to Gwendolen,
As scene tempo races on with glorified banter.
| Home | | The Anagrammy Awards | Enter the Forum | Facebook | The Team |  |
| Information | | Awards Rules | Forum FAQ | Anagrams FAQ | History | Articles | |
| Resources | | Anagram Artist Software | Generators | On-line | Books | Websites | |
| Archive | | Winners | Nominations | Hall of Fame | Anagrammasia | Literary | |
| Competition | | Vote | Current Nominations | Leader Board | Latest Results | Old Results | Rankings | |
| Miscellaneous | | Tribute Page | Records | Sitemap | Search | Anagram Checker | Email Us | Donate | |
| Anagrammy Awards | © 1998-2012 Last updated 10th May, 2006 |