Anagrammy Placings by Janet Muggeridge in 2000
All the highly-placed anagrams by Janet Muggeridge from the 2000 Anagrammy Awards.
GENERAL CATEGORY, January 2000:
1st - Janet Muggeridge with:
Anti-depressants =
Nastiness, depart!
TOPICAL CATEGORY, January 2000:
2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Deutsche Bank swallowed Morgan Grenfell =
Farewell England. Deutschmark owns globe.
LONG CATEGORY, January 2000:
3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Tomorrow Glaxo Wellcome and Smithkline Beecham are to join up
and form a single large company. =
Legal work - two major firms merge and so annex the global monopoly
on pharmaceutical medicine.
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, January 2000:
2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
The smallest room in the house =
Theme: shithole, stools, manure.
O stem, slash here. Hum on toilet.
Arsehole's on the toilet. Hum, Ms!
Short hum on toilet, else shame.
Enema rule: ho, shit them stools!
Let's hear smut in the home's loo.
Reams the slut in the home's loo.
Rush the meal mess into the loo.
Rates the home: loo's in the slum?
Arsehole moment - oh let us shit!
Urinates, smelt the homo's hole.
Hello! sat, met home host's urine.
So the hot urine smell's at home.
Miss tho' seen the loo. Male hurt.
Miss the loo tho' seen the mural.
Hot mess result in the loo. Ahem!
Mess in the loo? Rule: that's home!
GENERAL CATEGORY, February 2000:
3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Hotel lobby =
Hot bell-boy.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, February 2000:
1st - Janet Muggeridge with:
Dame Agatha Christie's famous Belgian detective Monsieur Hercule Poirot =
Crime-fiction egghead sleuth beats a poisoner: "Murder, it has a motive, a clue!"
TOPICAL CATEGORY, February 2000:
2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
The doctors' medical report says General Augusto Pinochet is brain damaged =
Sad dotty aging murderer escapes subpoena and trial. Go home to Chile, racist!
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, February 2000:
1st - Janet Muggeridge with:
Does a Scotsman wear anything under his kilt? =
"Wee hairy nuts," said strong lad Ken Macintosh.
Och an' I hid my knees in Douglas's tartan trews.
Lass in dirt, must wash cardigan, ye ken the noo.
Och 'n' laird sent guests in a dram o' neat whisky.
Wish orgasms so I undid the clan tartan, ye ken.
O Scots Highlanders army kit want nae undies.
RUDE CATEGORY, April 2000:
2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Sweaty bollocks =
Boy lacks towels.
LONG CATEGORY, July 2000:
3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Her Majesty's Government says it is about to seek German recruits
for the United Kingdom's Special Air Service. =
Regiment is so reduced I've Krauts in Tommy's military forces.
Be so perverse, ja? Nein, it's "hostage-takers, achtung!"
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, July 2000:
eq.2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Golden Wedding Anniversary =
Grand loving years end wined.
Goldy award dinner's evening.
And now reliving dad's energy.
Worn diary gladdens evening.
Dad's in revel and now greying.
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, August 2000:
3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
I do like eating corn-on-the-cob - it's mouthwatering. =
Cook it. Ah, so adore chewing on it in melting butter.
Boo, I go clean teeth, to rid grain stuck on/within 'em.
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