Anagrammy Placings by Larry Brash in 2000
All the highly-placed anagrams by Larry Brash from the 2000 Anagrammy Awards.
SPAM CATEGORY, January 2000:
3rd - Larry Brash with:
GET YOUR OWN 5 MEG WEBSITE FOR ONLY $11.95 PER MONTH TODAY! =
WHY BET $511.95? YOU DIRTY ROTTEN SPAMMER! NOW GO! GO ON! FLEE!
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, January 2000:
1st - Larry Brash with:
Thomas Alva Edison =
Aha! Ions made volts!
RUDE CATEGORY, February 2000:
1st - Larry Brash with:
Does a Scotsman wear anything under his kilt? =
Din not know, Mr. Huge testicles and a hairy ass?
LONG SPAM CATEGORY, February 2000:
3rd - Larry Brash with:
Hace unos días que estoy buscando la forma de ganar dinero
extra en Internet, recorriendo grupos de noticias,tablones, avisos
clasificados...
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O no! This is a spam in every language. Trite fools in a lot
of countries send us idiotic dross or coed babe and queer sex
ads or an arcane cancer ad.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, March 2000:
2nd - Larry Brash with:
The Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras =
G'day, transgendered? By analysis, a him.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, March 2000:
2nd - Larry Brash with:
Bayerische Motoren Werke =
Yes, newer car, motorbike, eh?
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, March 2000:
3rd - Larry Brash with:
An erection =
No nicer eat.
One certain.
Neater icon.
Nice, ornate.
Onan recite.
Are not nice.
GENERAL CATEGORY, April 2000:
1st - Larry Brash with:
Gastroenterologist =
I let go torrents o' gas.
SPAM CATEGORY, April 2000:
2nd - Larry Brash with:
For only $16.00 US dollars, we will send you the material you
need to do this legally.
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Well, girl, I sent you lolly ($A1600) and you sent me a turd.
So, where's the folio, old lady?
LONG CATEGORY, April 2000:
3rd - Larry Brash with:
Royal Australian and New Zealand College of Psychiatrists Congress
=
Electrotherapy and drug fans now ignore Classical Analysis zealots.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, May 2000:
3rd - Larry Brash with:
Legionella from the Melbourne Aquarium =
Queue here for abnormal lung. O, I'm ill, mate.
SPAM CATEGORY, May 2000:
1st - Larry Brash with:
You can earn $50,000 or more in the next 90 days sending e-mail.
Seem impossible? Read on for details.
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Dear friends,
I lost all my money, i.e. exceeding $9,500,000, on this one spam.
I am one true-born sad-arse.
LONG SPAM CATEGORY, May 2000:
2nd - Larry Brash with:
Dear Friend,
Today, I became a Member of one of the most amazing sites on the Net, TargetShop.com. It's a vast consumer community which will soon offer its Members substantial discounts on merchandise, as well as other services such as reviews, chat, on-line shopping, and a consumer search engine.
They also have a referral program that gives out cash bonuses which are payable in cash or can be applied to the purchase of the company's stock (when and if they complete an IPO)!
Would you help me reach my goal of $7500 commission by registering for FREE Membership? Just go to http://www.targetshop.com/default.asp? refId=1031386, (my referral number is 1031386) and type in my referral number.
Once you register, you will also be eligible for commission any time one of your friends registers for Membership. If you and your friends register by May 31st, you will be eligible for the Easter Bonus which pays $37.50 for every referral up to 200 referrals! Thanks, and good luck with the Easter Bonus Program!
Take care,
Your friend.
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Dear Sucker,
I'm Larry.
I plan to con you with another Make-Me-Rich and You-Get-Poorer Internet scams. You have to be really stupid to be conned by this type of bullshit nonsense, however, there are lots of half-wits, like you, who will actually be taken in and part with your hard earned money.
Because I'm a victim of this crumby scam myself, I'll now get you caught in the same web of deceit that fooled me. I'm no genius myself, but I feel you're more stupid than me and will easily get ripped off.
I have lost $1,058,700, so far, since 1st March 2000 and need to con 3173 fools at $335 per fool or, perhaps, 1681 morons at $633 per moron, to get into profit again.
If you see this and murmur "this seems a very good idea for some spare cash", you're just the lame-brain for me and one of my glib scams.
The cash balance is soon zero ($0). Bereft of crisis reserves, suffering occurs, as spam brings grief, worry. Wife bashing happens (grrr!), hashish abuse appears, hemp charges, more crime (robbery), herpes germs infect the genital members (grrr!).
www.e-currency.cons
SPAM CATEGORY, June 2000:
eq.2nd - Larry Brash with:
GET $10,000 WITH ONLY 6 BUCKS!!! THIS IS NOT A SCAM!!! =
This baloney sucks! I want $10. Might cost, $6,000.
LONG SPAM CATEGORY, June 2000:
3rd - Larry Brash with:
Srew the atispammers, We Beat them all.
Hi My name is Sam were are spammers. We can set u up so u can
spam your heart out.
We have bullet proff servers, bullet proff list, and bulllet proff
hosting.
Just call us at 323 874 4647, or fax us at 323 512 4950
or email us at info@bulkisp.nu
or go to our web page http://www.bulkisp.nu
Nobody can stop us we got it down.
Don't worry about the atispammers there is nothing they can do.
Call me I will give you all the secrets.
Sam
PS Believe we are are protected nothing can hurt us or you.
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I'm the worst speller on the Internet. I miss out a few letters, use capitals wrongly, and got the spelling completely wrong. My punctuation's bad, too.
I'm also a bloody arrogant little bastard who believes that it's cool to spam and break the law.
If you visit our ace webpage, you'll see... um... um... we have been revoked!! Horror! I am shut off! With just a spam? It sux!
PS. What an unacceptable scam! Feel such embarrassment! Our youthful errors! If we appear untruthful, spurn us bums.
PPS. We were wrong.
LONG CATEGORY, June 2000:
1st - Larry Brash with:
And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do
for you, ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens
of the world, ask not what America will do for you, but what together
we can do for the Freedom of Man.
=
A youthful, affluent Kennedy, on accession, he asks aloud: we,
both domestic and world communities, try to look for a way to
unify for the Common Good of All, rather than worry away at your
cozy corner of the turf.
www.award.com
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, June 2000:
1st - Larry Brash with:
Harley Davidson Motorcycles =
Very costly old road machines.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, June 2000:
3rd - Larry Brash with:
And
Did Those Feet in Ancient Time
SPAM CATEGORY, July 2000:
1st - Larry Brash with:
A hidden camera follows the prom queen and her date back to their
motel room. You get to see it all! =
ALERT!! (Read me!):
Abandon hope all ye who enter here! It's rot, a load of old shit
etc! Get me out quick, Mom!
LONG SPAM CATEGORY, July 2000:
2nd - Larry Brash with:
20 YEAR OLD HEALTH, NUTRITION AND WEIGHT LOSS CONTROL COMPANY
IS LOOKING FOR 500 PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD WHO WILL GET
PAID $$$ TO LOSE UP TO 30 POUNDS IN THE NEXT 30 DAYS, GUARANTEED!!!
OUR PRODUCTS ARE ALL NATURAL, DOCTOR RECOMENDED AND GUARANTEED!!!
WE OFFER FREE SAMPLES!!
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ALL YOU POOR FAT IDIOTS, GATHER AROUND. PREPARE TO LOSE $3,200 - $35,000 AND NOT ONE OUNCE OF LARD WITH THIS FUCKING SPAM PLAN. ITS ALL SOME SPAMMER'S GREED. DON'T GET CONNED.
TRY REGULAR EXERCISE. AVOID FATTY FOOD. ADHERE TO THE NO-ALCOHOL, NO-DOPE, LOW-LARD RULE.
URL: WWW.END-PULLER.NET
AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE CATEGORY, July 2000:
2nd - Larry Brash with:
Tiger! Tiger! burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
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Big cat, might of Asian lair.
Big feet thud; they seem so rare.
Grrr! Men hunt now, grim, deft.
Hurry, only thirty of them left.
SPAM CATEGORY, August 2000:
1st - Larry Brash with:
I APOLOGIZE TO ALL THAT RECIEVED MY COMMERCIAL POSTING YESTERDAY,
I TRULY MADE AN ERROR WITH MY POSTING SOFTWARE. IM SORRY =
Regret? O, I'm lying. I really meant to send it. I'm a low-life,
depraved, crazy spammer who scams, too. Priority? I try to get
your cash.
LONG CATEGORY, August 2000:
2nd - Larry Brash with:
The quality of mercy is not strained,
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven
Upon the place beneath.
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The quote from The Bard's "The Merchant of Venice".
Portia's entreating:
"Hey! Listen up, I appeal; end thy loan".
SPAM CATEGORY, September 2000:
3rd - Larry Brash with:
EASY money, receive e-mail, and get paid, about 40$ for month:
MORE INFO:
http://www.sendmoreinfo.com/id/1312720
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The definition of Spam? Greasy canned meat? No more! A money remover!
Do I.O.U. $131,272,400?
http://www.idle-fib.com/
LONG SPAM CATEGORY, September 2000:
1st - Larry Brash with:
Hello everybody,
I offer you to start earning money today only by reading your email. Maybe it looks imposibile but it is not, 'cause you know how much money is spent by large companies to promote something and emails you'll recive are just sent to promote large companies and their products. Each message will contain one usefull link which should be clicked to add money to your account. The check is delivered to your adress every month.
Click.. http://www.sendmoreinfo.com/id/1259720
to sign up..
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I suspected when I read this something was unreal or wrong with it, but no, I ignored my gut feelings and tried it out. Oh, boy, my big silly mistake!
I checked out the cool websites like it says. They must have had some powerful software to read my hard drive and soon stole our credit card numbers. No crap!
You have no conception of my silly, silly, behaviour! Audited? O, I am completely broke! I must accept my money's gone. No cool jackpot! O, no more! No 1,259,720 pence! No - none!
are-completely-silly@unlucky.com
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, September 2000:
1st - Larry Brash with:
The Bronte Sisters, Anne, Charlotte and Emily =
Celebrate many stories set in the North land.
SPAM CATEGORY, October 2000:
3rd - Larry Brash with:
WARNING: IF YOU ARE DRINKING DIET SODAS WHICH CONTAIN ASPARTAME
OR USING SUGAR-FREE PRODUCTS - READ THIS!!
=
Dear fat-ass, don't spam us again with your weirdo untrue crap,
regarding Coke and/or Irish gins, etc. Finish!
GENERAL CATEGORY, November 2000:
2nd - Larry Brash with:
Parliamentarian =
I am a plain ranter.
RUDE CATEGORY, November 2000:
1st - Larry Brash with:
The Missionary Position =
Say, I insist I'm on top o' her.
LONG SPAM CATEGORY, November 2000:
3rd - Larry Brash with:
21,000+ XXX Channels, 500,000+ Thumbnail Photos, 17,000+ Sex Stories
Text Format, 300+ Audio Sex Stories, 100+ Web Cams (Shower, Dressing
Room, Clinic, Pee Cam), Adult Chat Rooms, 100+ XXX Screen Savers,
5000+ Mini Movies, 300 Sex Games, 10,500 Celebrity, 400+ Celebrity
Mimi Movies, LIVE SEX SHOWS, Adult Classified Area, FREE Smut
Cards By Email, Dating Services, Voyeur Area, Models Of The World,
Redhead Pussy Area, Pamela Anderson Area With The Movies &
Pixs, EroticaWorld, Alexis St. James Area, Jokes/Puzzles.
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Overview:
A mecca of:
200 goofy paraphiliacs,
100 crummy child molesters in VWs,
100 exhibitionists dressed just in jocks,
500 sexually regressive arse examiners,
100 ex-anorexic swamp goat/llama lovers,
500 men who xerox their arses (expelled adulterers),
400 ex-midwife lesbians (hermaphrodites),
300 sex device addicts (also shoes fetish zealots),
700 extreme onanists,
300 Durex users,
100 closet bum-bandits,
500 sodomite vicars (amaze a pew),
& exactly 1000 masturbaters.
ima_ram@yahoo.com
LONG CATEGORY, November 2000:
2nd - Larry Brash with:
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
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A pronouncement in Rome's forum: Tony says, "You listen here!
Bar democratic admirers!"
AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE CATEGORY, November 2000:
2nd - Larry Brash with:
I'm a bastard Aussie bitch,
I love to bang all day.
Later, try pet her dirty cunt.
Oz gentlemen cheer "hip hooray!"
SPAM CATEGORY, December 2000:
1st - Larry Brash with:
Does Financial Freedom Interest You? =
O, it's a scam, you indolent reefer-fiend.
LONG SPAM CATEGORY, December 2000:
3rd - Larry Brash with:
Save £££'s on home and car insurance.
Online instant quotes. Instant cover, Monthly payments available
suject to status.
Visit www.network-2000concepts.org.uk and start saving money today
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Wanna blast? Want £2000 total ?
Hi, I'm just a rotten nasty spammer who'll con you.
I use quite sneaky vows, very potent credit card (Visa) con tricks,
vast guano investment, and nonsense goat cons.
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, December 2000:
2nd - Larry Brash with:
The carol singers =
Choir angels rest.
Girls reach notes.
Her song, it's clear.
Single orchestra.
Clots rehearsing.
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