Anagrammy Placings by Meyran Kraus in 2000
All the highly-placed anagrams by Meyran Kraus from the 2000 Anagrammy Awards.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, January 2000:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Hieronymous Bosch's "Creation of the World", "Paradise", "Garden of Earthly Delights" and "Hell". =
Oh, this is a lewd, colorful triptych of a mad Hollander: "Genesis", "Eden", "Abhorrent Orgy", "Hades".
TOPICAL CATEGORY, January 2000:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The battle for Elian's custody =
Oh stay, little fostered Cuban!
RUDE CATEGORY, January 2000:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Winner of a Beauty Contest =
A fine butt to screw, anyone?
SPAM CATEGORY, January 2000:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
You Can Easily Stop "Incurable" Herpes Outbreaks Now =
Ah, Can You Eat A Boner, Silly Web-Poster? Suck Our Penis!
LONG SPAM CATEGORY, January 2000:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Herpes Simplex II, otherwise known as genital herpes, is caused
by a virus that normally remains dormant in the body until it
"wakes up", replicates in mass and causes an outbreak,
usually during times of stress or lowered immune system vitality.
The Herpes viruses are easily transmitted but according to current
generally accepted medical science these viruses still can't be
killed.
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Web Epidemic, AKA Spammerisis Syndrome: A brain tumor usually
found in perverted computer nerds, who truly think they can harass
us and take our money. Visible signs: Wit loss, sinister eyes,
sexual stimulation while staring at Pamela Lee's tits.
This spam-sending illness can't be cured till every E-Mail harasser,
eccentric pervert and bullshit geek (i.e. you) is castrated, electrocuted
etc.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, January 2000:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
New York, USA =
You wankers!
GENERAL CATEGORY, February 2000:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Ill Old Man Wins Lottery =
Twenty million dollars.
RUDE CATEGORY, February 2000:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
A Christmas Present =
Santa's sperm? I retch!
SPAM CATEGORY, February 2000:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
<seecups@excite.com>
Best Flesh in the West Found at this Tasty Site!!
No Bull At This Site--Just Raw and Pure Pleasure! Over 18 Only
http://3626174393/Pluto/aarne
=
I wish a jury of 12 poor, sexually used teens will sentence that
obese pervert pest, cut his testicles and then put 1,837,439,366
tarantulas up his fat bottom.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, February 2000:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
France's Capital =
Clean fact: Paris.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, February 2000:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The
Ten Commandments, each anagrammed separately.
GENERAL CATEGORY, March 2000:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Wearing a toupee =
I tape a wee rug on.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, March 2000:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The Pope's speech in Israel, grieving for the Holocaust dead =
The perished group? He apologised for the Vatican's silence.
RUDE CATEGORY, March 2000:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Toilet Brush =
Shit-trouble!
SPAM CATEGORY, March 2000:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Here's an idea... (81058)
If you think FREE PORN on the net is hard to find, think again...
We've got thousands of FREE XXX pics and FREE VIDEOS waiting for
you!
=
To (81058):
I *think* you pissed off the wrong person.
I won't visit an XXX site even if I had gonorrhea and you had
a cure.
Here's a different ending: Take off!!!
LONG SPAM CATEGORY, March 2000:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
TRANSYLVANIA (IT) - Two attractive young women have disappeared
while vacationing in the Transylvanian Mountains. Their garments
have been found stained with partially digested blood and bat
and human saliva. This and similar occurrences are causing international
concern. Detective Iulia Popescu of the Transylvanian Police has
concluded that the missing people are now slaves to the infamous
Count Dracula.
Does this news article frighten you?
=
TEL-AVIV, ISRAEL - An unsuspecting (and cute) twenty-year-old opened his mail, only to discover tedious spam (Aaaahhh!) about an undead pervert in a Romanian castle. Tel-Aviv PD has confirmed it's a product of "Cruel net-thieves, biting the world-wide-web's veins, feeding on the innocent and persuading others ('WEALTH! CASH!!!') that electronic harassing is a normal activity that results in an actual financial uprise."
Will this anagram convince you to not annoy me again?
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, April 2000:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Sir Arthur Conan-Doyle's The Hound of the Baskervilles =
Lurid story of hero Sherlock and an evil beast he hunts.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, April 2000:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Mayor Rudolph Giuliani said he has prostate cancer =
Oh, US Senate chair campaign's hard? Drop it! You are ill!
RUDE CATEGORY, April 2000:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Genital Warts =
Rinse twat, gal!
SPAM CATEGORY, April 2000:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
HOW TO MAKE MONEY IN THE COMMODITY MARKETS WITHOUT LOSING SLEEP
=
You're mocking me with 'Hot, New' spam, idiot. Sell that to some
monkey.
LONG SPAM CATEGORY, April 2000:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Here's what our customers say...
Testimonial # 1 - I knew having a Merchant Account would increase my sales, But never thought it would be so great. In addition in being able to take major credit cards, I can also do real time credit card processing on the internet and receive orders while I am Sleeping. It's awsome! I encourage every serious business owner to get one. Thanks. M.B./MI
Testimonial # 2 - " Being a homebased business owner, no one would approve me, until this came my way. I am more than greatful. Within 10 days I had my Merchant Account set up. I am more than pleased with the 24 hr. customer service. My business has sky rocketted because I now can accept credit card orders. " Oscar/FL
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Here are 2 rambling idiots we abused:
Sorry Ass I - "I'm Bill Gates and Merchant Account screwed me over. I used to be an attractive man with no PC or internet knowledge, then those cursed Merchant Account weasels said a computer career would be a great job. Sure... Now I'm a moronic, eerie liar on trial, and Microsoft has been repossessed."
Sorry Ass II - "My name is Bill Clinton and I'm the US president. I used to be a happy man with a loving spouse, then Merchant Account suggested me to hire Monica Lewinsky, a big-mouthed bitch. Now my marriage is ruined, of course, the country indicts me, the white house receives 41,120 swastikas a day, even my weirdo vice Al Gore can't talk to me... Thanks, cunts!"
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, April 2000:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
City of Nazareth, Israel =
Christ-zone? A fairy tale!
RUDE CATEGORY, May 2000:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Inflammatory Bowel Disease =
My ass blew fire, I moaned a lot.
LONG SPAM CATEGORY, May 2000:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Here's how we prepare our e-mail lists:
1. We clean and eliminate all duplicates.
2. Next, we use a filter list of 400+ words/phrases to clean even more. No address with inappropriate or profane wording survive!
3. Then, a special filter file is used to eliminate the 'Web Poisoned' e-mail addresses from the list. Our EXCLUSIVE system reduced these 'poison' addresses to near zero. You may have seen CD's with 30, 40, 50 million addresses, not only do they contain may undeliverable addresses, but most are notorious for millions of these 'poisoned' email addresses.
4. Next we used our private database of thousands of known 'extremists' and kicked off every one we could find. NOTE: We maintain the world's largest list of individuals and groups that are opposed to any kind of commercial e-marketing... they are gone, nuked!
5. We sorted the list into easy-to-manage packets of 20,000 addresses in a simple text (.txt) format.
6. All domains have been verified as valid.
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Here's how to prepare Sweet and Sour Spammer:
1. Hunt the eerie little shit using a dollar bill as bait.
2. Next, kill it! Use whichever method you want: suffocation, decapitation, poison, AIDS or even 500 stabs to the kidneys.
3. Time to fill our dead spammer!
Slice it open using a chain saw and remove insides with a spoon.
Fill the empty cadaver with EXPLOSIVES, a zillion dead red-ants
and fleas, mayo-dip, fried sea-weeds, turkey dressing, some dried
olives, dental floss, a handful of poison oak leaves, deer excrement
and lard for some extra aftertaste.
4. Next, make the sauce: Boil some red wine in a pot; gradually add 40cc of your own spit (Sweet) and pee (Sour). Slowly stir for 40 seconds. NOTE: Add some more beverages (like soda) or even standard water to maintain moisture.
5. Insert the dead stiff in the oven for 200 minutes in 3000F degrees, or wait 'till the oven explodes. Finally, pour sauce and sprinkle some sesame seeds.
6. Serve cold to your sworn enemies.
LONG CATEGORY, May 2000:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
You will not hear from us again; as a matter of fact, you do not
need to ask us to delete your name from the list since we will
not contact you ever again.
=
There once was a looter from Scarsdale
Who sent uninformative-ad e-mails
Until I got a gun
Tore you yet-a-new-one
And let my cat fuck you, too. ("Soft tail!")
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, May 2000:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
The big ocean-liner, 'The Titanic' =
Hit one iceberg in the Atlantic.
GENERAL CATEGORY, June 2000:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome =
No medicine? Medics query, may find cure.
RUDE CATEGORY, June 2000:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Male Genitals =
Gentle salami.
SPAM CATEGORY, June 2000:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE IN CASE OF ANY
MAIL PROBLEMS!
=
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're a porn-spammer ninny
And slime, so FUCK YOU!
LONG SPAM CATEGORY, June 2000:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The State vs. Mortimer I. Looty
GENERAL CATEGORY, July 2000:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
E-mail Address =
Dread Melissa!
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, July 2000:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Mel Gibson, "The Patriot" =
He is promoting battle!
SPAM CATEGORY, July 2000:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
No competition, no inventory, no product hassles. =
No spam, no loony idiots, no 'Nice Hot Cunt' perverts.
LONG SPAM CATEGORY, July 2000:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
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"Smooth," Santana Featuring Rob Thomas |
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"Mooch," Wantanal Featuring Rob Toomuch |
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, July 2000:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Mary Magdalene =
Legendary ma'am.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, July 2000:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Victoria's Secret Catalogue =
Cool, cause I crave great tits.
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, July 2000:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Victoria's Secret Catalogue =
Got actual erotica services.
Cool, cause I crave great tits.
Our static, erotic cleavages.
It's our erotic cleavages act.
Covet a girl: "A cute, erotic ass!"
GENERAL CATEGORY, August 2000:
eq.2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Self-gratification =
It is carnal, I get off.
SPAM CATEGORY, August 2000:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES SAVED MY LIFE!!!!!
I KNOW THAT THIS SOUNDS RIDICULOUS BUT IT IS THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH!!
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YOU ARE THE SADDEST, MOST HIDEOUS STUPID LITTLE SHIT-FACE EVER
FOUND!!!
I KNOW THIS IS AN INSULT BUT BET IT'S THE TRUTH!!
LONG SPAM CATEGORY, August 2000:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Management Software
I'd like to introduce to you the company rules and regulation
system that a company need and has been proved very useful in
China as follows (this company rules and regulation system is
one of the items that presented above I can provide the company
management consulting to you).
These items covers all the factors in a company management that
you can make a broad choice from them and I'd like meet you in
your office to fulfill these items in detail for you.
The management software is based on the whole factors in the process
of management.The parts of it interact each other, make up a integrity
, a system .It is not only based on strengthful theory, but also
based on abundant applicability. It is proved to be practicable
and efficient.According to the management software ,you can exactly
advance the management standard, and it help you realize your
company strategy and your company goal.
Temporary managing client(temporary general manager£(c)¡¢company
management software (e.g.company rules and regulation system)¡¢company
management consulting service and other services are my company
business items.Especilly the company management software (e.g.
company rules and regulation system), which I would like to introduce
to you, is the primary consulting service.The company management
software has been proved to be applicable and efficient according
to being used in China.It can work in short time, and our company's
first tenet is serving you£¬the charge is reasonable
and acceptable. We promise in the honor of our company. We ensure
the quality of the service. Welcome to contact me in any time
whenever you need me. This is my honor to serve you here in Beijing
China.
Looking forward to receiving your message.
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Mr. Boring Bill, bugging spammer,
My reasonably good temper and my tragic heart condition convinced
me to spare you from a more eagerly tense reply to a cocky, crappy,
inane, vacantly tacky BS e-mail you sent me. Instead, please accept
some funny anecdotes your (remaining) clients mentioned about
yo groggy, very crummy, big-tummy, piggy, blubbery, provocative
pervert, ugly anomaly of a mama:
client One: "Yo mama is so fat, she had dinner at McDonald's
once, and contributed nine more digits to the 'Burgers Served'
counter."
client Two: "Yo mama is so fat, I wanted to dip my cock in
her the other night, so I rolled her in flour to see where her
cunt is."
client Three: "Yo mama is so fat, NASA declared her as a
second moon."
client Four: "Yo mama is so fat, you were born with a dent
in your head, cause your horny papa didn't know she was pregnant."
client Five: "Yo mama is so fat, your papa jumped on her
once... they had to scrape him off the ceiling."
client Six: "Yo mama is so fat, she considers a wheel-o-cheese
as a health food."
client Seven: "Yo mama is so fat, she gave your puppy a hug
once, and it was never found again."
client Eight: "Yo mama is so fat, you pay another mortgage
for her butt."
client Nine: "Yo mama is so fat, nineteen randy campers could
use her panties as a tent."
client Ten: "Yo mama is so fat, an elephant gave *her* peanuts
once."
client Eleven: "Yo mama is so fat, I've been in her cunt
one time and realized I can't scream..."
client Twelve: "Yo mama is so fat, she won a 'Springer Beauty
Queen' title."
client Thirteen: "Yo mama is so fat, she can pick up a cent
using her tits."
client Fourteen: "Yo mama is so fat, she once went to the
top of the leaning tower of Pisa, and the constructors cancelled
their cement plan."
More are at:
http://www.kgb.gvr/comp/Online-Entertainment/GiantCuntClan/topten.cgi
Get bent, you dumb mugger.
Mey K.
SPAM CATEGORY, September 2000:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Jack be Nimble
Jack be Quick
To See the Hottest Porn
You Have to Click
http://www.smutserve.com
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Jerk be Shitty
Jerk be Sick
Love-Act? Cum-Bath?
No! Shove a Stick!
http://www.CuteEloquentPoem.com
LONG SPAM CATEGORY, September 2000:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
NOTE!
REPORT #2 will explain you the best methods for transmitting large
amounts of emails, and will tell you where to locate free software
designed for sending bulk email, and free software designed to
harvest email addresses off the internet, giving you an inexhaustible
supply of potential buyers. Moreover, this report will indicate
you where to obtain email lists. The greater your number of programs
sold, the greater the amount of money for yourself and those who
are already involved in the program. If you make money, I make
money, therein every possible advantage is given to you in the
hope you succeed.
=
So... let me stress my deep resentment to a born-pervert, sex-offender, most revolting example of no self control, dull spammer's rotten stuff:
How do I hate you? Let me count the ways:
I hate you more than words can ever say
I hate you every single rising day
I hate your frigging swollen pig-like grin
I hate your gut and all it holds within
I hate your ever-smelling vermin feet
I hate all of the kinds of food you eat
I hate you at far mountains, ever-steep
I hate you in old oceans, ever-deep
I hate your bleeding feeble web of lies...
I dream and hope to see you rot and die.
(M. Kraus, borrowing a small part from E. Barrett Browning's poem.)
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, September 2000:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
President Milosevic =
Voters discipline me.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, September 2000:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Three
anagrams of A Daughter of Eve by Christina Georgina Rossetti
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, October 2000:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Wile E. Coyote and The Roadrunner =
Try a cartoon duel where none die!
TOPICAL CATEGORY, October 2000:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Mel Carnahan, the Governor of Missouri =
Great crash - mourn him, for no one's alive.
LONG CATEGORY, October 2000:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Winter
Nightfall by Robert Bridges
GENERAL CATEGORY, November 2000:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
To revenge =
Or get even?
TOPICAL CATEGORY, November 2000:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The US Elections =
Count these lies.
SPAM CATEGORY, November 2000:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
OLD FRIENDS
OLD CLASSMATES
MILITARY BUDDIES
DEADBEAT DADS & MOMS
SIBLING'S
RELATIVES
LOST LOVED ONES
WITNESS LOCATING
=
LAME MORONS,
SAD CRETINS,
BAD-ASS IDIOTS,
BRAIN-DEAD CLODS,
EVIL DOLTS,
VAIN DWEEBS,
SILLY OLD GITS,
FALSE NET-DUMMIES:
Get lost.
LONG CATEGORY, November 2000:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Justness, Sagaciousness, Abstinence, Fortitude, Faith, Hope and
Love - The Seven Godly Virtues.
=
Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Sofa-Sloth, Envy, Rage, A DUI/Just
Being Fat- The Seven Theodicean Sins.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, November 2000:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Palm Beach, Florida =
Al? Bad place for him...
AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE CATEGORY, November 2000:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
I'm Otto, German Nazi lad,
Read plays by Bertolt Brecht;
Pray Hitler is alive each night -
Shout "O, Ya!" nude, erect.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, December 2000:
eq.2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The Biggest and Most Creative Painters of All Times =
Manet: Gentle 'Barmaid''s a top sight - it's so reflective!
RUDE CATEGORY, December 2000:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Amebic Dysentery =
Scene may be dirty...
SPAM CATEGORY, December 2000:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
The more E-mails you send out, the more cash you will receive! =
Sure, cheesy shite... Come over, I'll mutilate your wee manhood!
LONG CATEGORY, December 2000:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Charlie's Angels (2000)
Directed by Joseph McGinty Nichol
The Tagline: Get some action
The Cast
Cameron Diaz .... Natalie Cook
Drew Barrymore .... Dylan Sanders
Lucy Liu .... Alex Munday
Bill Murray .... Bosley
Sam Rockwell .... Eric Knox
Tim Curry .... Roger Corwin
Kelly Lynch .... Vivian Wood
Crispin Glover .... The Thin Man
John Forsythe .... Charlie (voice)
Matt LeBlanc .... Jason Gibbons
LL Cool J .... Mr. Jones
Tom Green (III) .... Chad
Luke Wilson .... Pete
Sean Whalen .... Pasqual
Tim Dunaway .... The Flight Attendant
Alex Trebek .... Himself
Raleigh Wilson .... The Reform Officer
Mark Ryan (I) .... The Fencing Opponent
Bobby Ore .... The Driving Instructor
Guy Oseary .... The D.J.
Joe Duer .... The UPS Delivery Guy
Matthew Frauman .... a Red Star Systems Techie
Reginald C. Hayes .... a Red Star Systems Techie (as Reggie Hayes)
Melissa McCarthy .... Doris
Robert J. Stephenson .... The Red Star Systems Director (as Bob
Stephenson)
Ned Bellamy .... The Red Star Systems Director
Raymond Patterson .... The Director's Buddy
Bjorn Flor .... The Red Star Systems Security Guard
Gaven E. Lucas .... a Boy
Michael Barryte .... a Boy
Andrew Wilson (III) .... Corwin's Driver
Brandon Williams (I) .... The Assistant Director (as Branden Williams)
Michiko Nishiwaki .... a Stuntwoman
Frank Marocco .... an Accordionist
Darrell Pfingsten .... a Partygoer
Jim Calloway .... a Bouncer (as Jimmy Calloway)
Kevin Grevioux .... a Bouncer
Michael Papajohn .... a Bathroom Thug
Jim Palmer .... a Shooter
Shawn Woods .... a Shooter
Kenny Endoso .... a Getaway Driver
Tom Garner .... a Getaway Driver
Isaac C. Singleton Jr..... a Kidnapper
Paul Eliopoulos .... a Knox Thug
Tim Gilbert .... a Knox Thug
Al Goto .... a Knox Thug
Steven Ito .... a Knox Thug
Felipe Savahge .... a Knox Thug
Mike Smith (I) .... a Knox Thug
Jerry Trimble .... a Knox Thug
Jennifer Cole (I) .... Corwin's Assistant
Sylvie Hoffer .... Karen McDougal (cameo)
The Writing credits (WGA)
Ivan Goff (The TV series) and
Ben Roberts (III) (The TV series)
Ryan Rowe (written by) and
Ed Solomon (I) (written by) and
John August (written by)
Produced by Drew Barrymore
Joseph M. Caracciolo (executive)
Amanda Goldberg (associate)
Leonard Goldberg
Nancy Juvonen
Aaron Spelling (executive)
Betty Thomas (I) (executive)
Jenno Topping (executive)
=
Now, I DO know the year 2000 barely gave us any brilliant cinematic creations, and Oscar nominations are very rare, but good god - who gave THIS crummy movie an OK? Who went to watch this 'booby trap' (no pun intended), and why?
Twenty one explanations are given to why Charlie's Angels is a major box-office hit:
1) A subliminal message was clearly inserted in the groovy theme song by Destiny's Child, as the young, sexy band members repeatedly sang the movie's name in the video while dancing around in mini-skirts... OK, maybe it wasn't really *subliminal*.
2) Adult movie-goers are clearly ten-year-old fools in disguise.
3) Thousands bet this crappy movie is more retarded than the series; they had to watch it to settle the score.
4) Tim Curry and Bill Murray's rare, hilarious dialogs... just kidding.
5) Bold, uproarious jabs at King Lear... just kidding again.
6) Cameron Diaz's perky, gorgeous jugs.
7) Lucy Liu's long, sexy legs.
8) Drew Barrymore's... ah... Drew Barrymore's... It can't be her jokes, can it?!
9) Scenes where the girls wear, say or explore something promiscuous... all six-hundred of them.
10) Nothing spells jolly good fun like watching major babes box, jog, crawl in muck, cock a gun, flex, wriggle, climb a rope, talk trash, take bombs apart, perform exact Kung Fu moves, wag a butt, make love, nap, bowl, fix a radiator, groom, bathe, crap, order a cab and fry eggs - IN BLACK LATEX!!!
11) American TV's winter offerings.
12) I recall this is exactly the same America that chose G.W. Bush Jr. as president over Gore.
13) Poetic justice and God are no more.
14) The premiere was on a very rainy (or very foggy) day.
15) It holds the 'Number of Cars Totalled in One Scene' record.
16) Cameron clearly invited all of her ex-lays to watch it; that can explain at least ninety percents of the net income.
17) American cinema never really recovered from the rock-hard IQ standard set by 'Titanic'.
18) Director J. 'McG' Nichol kept getting his 'Action!' and 'Run in slow motion!' calls mixed up.
19) Women secretly enjoy chauvinistic junk.
20) Both Robert Downey Jr. and Jar Jar Binks have no acting roles in it.
21) Horny bums just aren't very picky when they have to jump-start their Jerry...
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, December 2000:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The Biggest and Most Creative Painters of All Times =
Da Vinci: Artist left protégés the best gem, 'Mona Lisa'.
Van Gogh: Became mad; titles 'Self Portrait' - it is tense.
Michelangelo: Artist's 'Pieta' met finest, bravest god.
Matisse: Five Trotting Girls became the top 'La Danse'.
Monet: Aged master's soft 'Lilies' brighten, captivate.
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