Anagrammy Placings by Ralph Musco in 2000
All the highly-placed anagrams by Ralph Musco from the 2000 Anagrammy Awards.
LONG SPAM CATEGORY, October 2000:
3rd - Ralph Musco with:
Live Girl Productions Learn how to Strip for your partner! with
"The Art of Seduction" Video
You deserve romance ... fantasy ... ecstasy... You can have it all!
Add romance to your relationship and sizzle to your lovemaking. Rekindle the embers of your passion into a roaring blaze! Reach new levels of intimacy.....Mary Taylor's workshops are for women who want to create or revitalize a loving relationship. You will gain confidence and courage as you learn how to set the stage and enact a sensual and provocative performance for your lover, using romantic settings and fantasy plots.
About Mary Taylor
WebSite: www.livegirlproductions.com
E-mail: peelandplay@livegirlproductions.com
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Invite blazing passion into your love life.
Dive into hot water-sports fun at pottyfun.com!
This dazzling new hit video, "Urine My Dreams", is all you'll need to become the greatest piddler ever! Cool narrator Courtney Love demonstrates how you can easily empty your bladder like a porno star, in a car, on a railway train or an airplane, or totally vacate in a zoo, cavern, loo, or cafe!
Watch curvy oriental call girls force-urinate on noodles, and sweet hookers "pee-water" a gay stud's face!
Covers moral issues, urinary care and hygiene, stream focusing, reversal training, ways to change flavor/odor, improving flow, "body washing".
Rush to http://www.pottyfun.com
email: upissonme@ilikepoop.com
LONG CATEGORY, October 2000:
2nd - Ralph Musco with:
FS: MACE PERSONAL PROTECTION DEVICE
This is real MACE, made by MSI - exactly what many police departments issue their officers. These are police issue models and are legal everywhere in the USA.
The device is TRIPLE-ACTING - containing MACE (tear gas), PEPPER (oleocapsicum) and UV (ultraviolet) dye for ID purposes. They are ideal for women to carry, fitting easily into a purse or pocket.
The price is $20.00 per cannister, shipping included. We accept VISA, MASTERCARD, AMERICAN EXPRESS, DISCOVER, DINERS CLUB, and CARTE BLANCHE. C.O.D. orders are charged shipping plus a $5.00 C.O.D. fee, and MUST be paid via MONEY ORDER.
To order, send your payment to:
ON TARGET
1209 JERICHO TURNPIKE
NEW HYDE PARK, NY 11040
516-328-3004
516-328-3641 FAX
Credit card orders may be phoned or FAXed.
** MAKE SURE YOU INCLUDE YOUR NAME, **
** FULL STREET ADDRESS, AND DAYTIME **
** AND EVENING PHONE NUMBER(S). **
neil hoffman
gunman@ontarget-ny.com
NOTE: This product ONLY available in the United States of America.
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For Sale: Military Attack Mice
$160 each ($1,400 for 10)
These imported mice are genetically-engineered for superior performance and dependability. Over 68,100 casualties have been linked to our psychopathic rodents. In use by 342 law enforcement agencies.
Trained by handsome, tan ex-Army cadre in weaponry, tactics, and strategy, they're perfect assassins, bodyguards, spies, and mercenaries. They have exceptional survival skills, and need little maintenance (self-cleaning), food (feed on targets of opportunity), or currency.
Due to overproduction, these high-end animals are available at deep discounts. Free overnight shipping (DHL). Canadian orders add $30 import fee.
Mail certified checks or money orders to:
Super-Rodent Engineering, Inc.
91 Patuxent Rd.
San Jose, CA 01232
Or pay by Credit Card (AMEX/MC/Visa):
(800) 555-MICE (6423)
Rudolph Udelup, PhD
Visit: www.superrat.com
e-mail: udelup@superrat.com
CAUTION: Improper use may cause pet death or emphysema.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, October 2000:
2nd - Ralph Musco with:
Upset Stomach =
Tums stop ache.
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