Anagrammy Placings by Tom Myers in 2000
All the highly-placed anagrams by Tom Myers from the 2000 Anagrammy Awards.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, January 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Contains full frontal female nudity =
Nice tan, so artfully flaunted on film.
RUDE CATEGORY, January 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
The traveling salesman =
Vaginas: enters them all!
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, January 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Hustler Magazine =
Amazing slut here!
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, February 2000:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Adult Situations, Nudity, Language, Violence =
Indulge in gay education, it's usual on late TV.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, February 2000:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
The IRA remains defiant on disarmament =
Sinn Fein: I am a mean, mad, hated terrorist.
RUDE CATEGORY, February 2000:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Everything you wanted to know about sex, but were afraid to ask =
OK twits, devour wet box. Bad taste if you are one naughty wanker.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, February 2000:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Millionaire Steve Forbes =
Miserable if loser in vote.
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, February 2000:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Embarrassing situation =
Mobs staring as I urinate.
So aberrant it is amusing!
A senior is masturbating.
Assuming it's aberration.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, March 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Museum of Modern Art, New York (The MOMA) =
To humour Tom Myers, frame naked women.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, April 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Who was that masked man, riding on the white horse, with all the silver bullets? =
Ah! An absurd kids show! It's The Lone Ranger TV show with the William Tell theme.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, April 2000:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Microsoft penalty =
Stifle company? Rot!
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, April 2000:
eq.3rd - Tom Myers with:
NASA Administrator Dan Goldin =
Idiot and a rat. No Mars landings!
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, April 2000:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Sodom and Gomorrah =
Hard-on mood. Orgasm!
Do rod! Oh man! Orgasm!
Manhood, rod, orgasm!
God roars. Damn homo.
Homos roar "damn god!"
Honor God or madams?
So go do random harm.
Gonads, ramrod, homo.
Or god do so harm man.
GENERAL CATEGORY, May 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Lesbian perversity! =
Britney Spears live!
RUDE CATEGORY, May 2000:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Will U.S. President Clinton be disbarred? =
Rude, sordid act. Intern blew Bill's penis.
SPAM CATEGORY, May 2000:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Naked Lolitas from 7 to 18 years o.! Pictures of Hymen! Defloration
performance - MPEG Video!
www.ginecology-photo.com
=
Ripoff! Depraved wimp! Women 71-8 years old lacking of teeth -
not young girls. Women are roomy too. Cool if the cops came!
GENERAL CATEGORY, June 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Suspicious character =
Has curious practices.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, June 2000:
eq.1st - Tom Myers with:
Britney Spears, live, on the stage =
Tiny teen. Gasp! I love her breasts!
TOPICAL CATEGORY, June 2000:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
The weed, marijuana, is found in a search at Buckingham Palace =
Aha! Prince Edward on a high. Face it, man must be a casual junkie.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, June 2000:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
World's Fastest Computer ~
melts software products.
GENERAL CATEGORY, July 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Famous traditional southern wedding march =
A dirt farmer with a loaded shotgun 'n' no music.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, July 2000:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Pamplona's "the running of the bulls" =
Gamble on horns? Painful stunt. Help!
TOPICAL CATEGORY, July 2000:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Riots protest the Peruvian Presidential Inauguration =
It irritates Peru as earlier voting is not on the up-and-up.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, July 2000:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
A
list of Dr Seuss books.
GENERAL CATEGORY, August 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Years of neglect meant ~
a legacy of resentment.
RUDE CATEGORY, August 2000:
eq.1st - Tom Myers with:
This is a new device which will double your penis size -- it's guaranteed! =
Scientist: with a hard willie so big, seduce ladies whenever you unzip!
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, August 2000:
eq.3rd - Tom Myers with:
Craig Steven Fothergill =
Love act - fingers the girl.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, August 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Firestone radial tires =
Inferior -- disaster tale!
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, September 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Letterman tonight =
Late night torment.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, September 2000:
eq.2nd - Tom Myers with:
Election debate =
To enable deceit.
RUDE CATEGORY, November 2000:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
I am checking up on my portfolio in stocks =
Company's in toilet. Shock! I'm fucking poor.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, December 2000:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Florida's state government =
Voter manifesto strangled.
RUDE CATEGORY, December 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Foreign exchange student =
French! I get tongue and sex!
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, December 2000:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Dictionary of American Slang =
I score - man fornicating a lady.
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