Anagrammy Placings by Adrian Hickford in 2001
All the highly-placed anagrams by Adrian Hickford from the 2001 Anagrammy Awards.
RUDE CATEGORY, April 2001:
1st - Adrian Hickford with:
Empty penis? =
Yep, I'm spent.
SPAM CATEGORY, April 2001:
3rd - Adrian Hickford with:
Send me an email
I'll send you a list
Thank you
software1for10@hotmail.com
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Dammit! Fuck yourself, arsehole.
110 million emails?
On to a nasty death, NOW!
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, April 2001:
2nd - Adrian Hickford with:
Stevie Wonder =
Er, doesn't view.
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, April 2001:
1st - Adrian Hickford with:
Five classic authors of the horror genre whose take on life is downright macabre and slightly loopy: =
Clive Barker: he can frighten you with his low-grade hits: cool passages on fiery Hell-rooms. Daft or not?
Fearful Stephen King - beastly car Christine: the groovy motor follows a sad high-school weirdo, Arnie.
H.P. Lovecraft wreaked chaos within terrific, insane tales of yore: horrible ghouls and gloomy ghosts.
Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley wrote Frankenstein: gothic, horrific, savage - oh, poor ghoulish baddies.
Bram Stoker, Irish creator of fiendish Dracula. He goes for the nape so evilly! Got last lynching - oh wow!
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, June 2001:
2nd - Adrian Hickford with:
The Battle of Hastings =
Not the best fight, alas.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, June 2001:
3rd - Adrian Hickford with:
The
Land of Nod
GENERAL CATEGORY, July 2001:
2nd - Adrian Hickford with:
Headstone =
One's death.
RUDE CATEGORY, July 2001:
eq.2nd - Adrian Hickford with:
Cheap toilet paper =
Crap! People hate it!
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, July 2001:
1st - Adrian Hickford with:
Yasmin Le Bon =
Mainly bones.
AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE CATEGORY, July 2001:
3rd - Adrian Hickford with:
Amidst the many tangl'd sheets
An anagrammist lies.
The 'gram begun, she hardly eats,
Try "northward", "snow-blind eyes".
A phrase miscast, now turn and churn
"I've finished it!" she sighs.
GENERAL CATEGORY, August 2001:
eq.2nd - Adrian Hickford with:
The General Hospital =
He operates all night.
RUDE CATEGORY, August 2001:
1st - Adrian Hickford with:
So get your fingers out =
Your tongue goes first.
SPAM CATEGORY, August 2001:
2nd - Adrian Hickford with:
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As Veronica clasped Pat's engorged phallus between her restless, rapid fingers and bent over to start to lick the pulsating mass, she soon realised her lover's penis seemed more supple than normal; it appeared to have a peculiar life of its own, seeking her busy tongue as it moved about, rather than Veronica taking authority. She tried not to bite the beast expanding in her mouth, as Veronica mumbled fretfully: "Pat, summat's different, love."
Pat moaned, yet heard nothing. The pill he'd adventurously taken earlier that afternoon was beginning to supply a steady stream of drugs, a very complex chemical cocktail into his shrinking brain. 'Complex', as it had said on the opaque bottle.
Veronica continued to tease her partner's veiny head, unaware of the snot oozing from his nose.
As Pat climaxed, syrupy semen spurted, burst out forcefully from his recently released tumescence, apparently out of control, and sprayed against the bedroom's ceiling. Pat's powerless body toppled on to the bed, his foamy Cyclopean organ a vertical column.
Veronica's eyes followed the line of Pat's knotty stump and read there, in revolting creamy script:
"Abracadabra! Yes! A fuck to die for."
Veronica's dreadful screams could be heard miles away...
LONG CATEGORY, August 2001:
3rd - Adrian Hickford with:
Mathematics, rightly viewed, possesses not only truth, but supreme
beauty - a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture. =
Bertrand Russell duly muses that the comparison of petty arithmetic
and cheeky blow-up statuettes is vaguely beauteous.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, September 2001:
3rd - Adrian Hickford with:
Recent tragic events =
Enact strict revenge.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, October 2001:
3rd - Adrian Hickford with:
Digital MediaSuite =
Add image utilities.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, November 2001:
eq.2nd - Adrian Hickford with:
"Murder on the Orient Express" by Agatha Christie =
Hush! Poirot exercises the brain and 'grey matter'.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, November 2001:
1st - Adrian Hickford with:
Charles Lutwidge Dodgson =
Select odd words, laughing.
GENERAL CATEGORY, December 2001:
3rd - Adrian Hickford with:
Sending a wrapped present =
P.S. We need paper and string.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, December 2001:
eq.2nd - Adrian Hickford with:
Italy's Mafiosi =
So, it is a family.
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