Anagrammy Placings by Allan Morley in 2001
All the highly-placed anagrams by Allan Morley from the 2001 Anagrammy Awards.
GENERAL CATEGORY, September 2001:
1st - Allan Morley with:
A skeleton in the cupboard =
Bones are locked up in that.
SPAM CATEGORY, October 2001:
1st - Allan Morley with:
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anything you have two of.
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SPECIAL CATEGORY, October 2001:
2nd - Allan Morley with:
Intimates
by D.H. Lawrence
LONG CATEGORY, November 2001:
3rd - Allan Morley with:
No man
is an island
TOPICAL CATEGORY, December 2001:
2nd - Allan Morley with:
Palestinian Authority =
Antipathy unto Israeli.
RUDE CATEGORY, December 2001:
3rd - Allan Morley with:
Anal intercourse =
Unions are rectal!
SPAM CATEGORY, December 2001:
2nd - Allan Morley with:
CONGRATULATIONS, morleyallan!!
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the eye socket, tonsil or arse with a 99-volt needle!!!
LONG CATEGORY, December 2001:
2nd - Allan Morley with:
On
the twelfth day of Christmas
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, December 2001:
2nd - Allan Morley with:
Louis Armstrong =
Rumor: sings a lot.
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