Anagrammy Placings by Jesse Frankovich in 2003
All the highly-placed anagrams by Jesse Frankovich from the 2003 Anagrammy Awards.
RUDE CATEGORY, January 2003:
2nd - Jesse Frankovich with:
A randy gal =
A grand lay!
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, January 2003:
3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
The Fourth Color Atlas and Text of Diagnostic Microbiology =
The glossary tour of toxic mold, foot itch, and bacteria lingo.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, February 2003:
eq.2nd - Jesse Frankovich with:
Spectators =
A sport sect.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, February 2003:
3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
Shuttle disaster =
The US is startled.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, February 2003:
3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
Mad sadist? =
It's Saddam!
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, February 2003:
2nd - Jesse Frankovich with:
We believe in One Lord, Jesus Christ, the only Son of the Father. =
For He chose his Twelve able friends to listen on the journey.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, March 2003:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
US disarms Baghdad =
G. Bush raids Saddam.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, March 2003:
eq.1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
The Persian Gulf =
Pin US flag there?
LONG CATEGORY, March 2003:
3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
The perfect man and woman had a driving accident with Santa Claus. Just one of them survived... Who did?
The perfect woman. Because she's the only one that really existed in the first place... Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man!
=
And so do you see (perfectly), that if there is no perfect man (none... most males are astounding wild dunces) and there is no Santa Claus, thus, the perfect woman must have been the one that was driving the vehicle... And this explains why there was a car accident!
-- J. Frankovich
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, April 2003:
3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
Violent noise ~
on television.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, April 2003:
2nd - Jesse Frankovich with:
Rebuilding a nation =
Gain oil and run, I bet!
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, April 2003:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
"Today, President Bush announced he's been mispronouncing the name of Iraq all along. He said it's actually pronounced Syria." =
Our uneducated leader employs a questionable change in his plan to crush/destroy fiendish, annoying, non-compliant Arabs.
GENERAL CATEGORY, May 2003:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
Natural medicine =
I cured an ailment.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, May 2003:
3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
Howard Stern Live =
Worse than drivel!
TOPICAL CATEGORY, June 2003:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
Afghanistan liberated =
A fight ends Taliban era.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, June 2003:
3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
The Federal Bureau of Investigation's Ten Most Wanted List =
See outlaws, fugitive bandits, and rotten felons... I rate them!
GENERAL CATEGORY, July 2003:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
The articulate person =
He utters a clear point.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, July 2003:
3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
O, Brightest Genius! =
George Bush isn't it.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, July 2003:
2nd - Jesse Frankovich with:
The Fourth of July: the United States of America's Independence Day =
The selected founders identify a treaty of hope and human justice.
GENERAL CATEGORY, August 2003:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
American Education =
An academic routine.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, August 2003:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
The hidden weapons of mass destruction =
No one's found them, as this was predicted.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, August 2003:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
Sport Utility Vehicle =
I've this city polluter.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, August 2003:
3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
Those strange people that work at all the carnivals and county fairs =
Unwashed traveling folk that shall open & operate scary attractions.
LONG CATEGORY, August 2003:
3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
Top Ten Worst Summer Jobs
10. Deposed Iraqi dictator
9. "The New York Times" fact checker
8. French ambassador to the United States
7. Sidewalk Santa
6. Any job where you wear a uniform that reads "Mets"
5. Siegfried and/or Roy
4. "Dennis Kucinich for President" campaign manager
3. Satellite dish salesman, Amish country
2. James Brolin
1. "The Late Show" audience member
=
Top Ten Worst Forum Posts
10. Weekly joke forwards sent here
9. Poor etiquette
8. Any freakish, retarded, or nonsensical jabber
7. Eerie death threats
6. Chronic harassment by jackasses
5. Anything dimwitted, dimwit!
4. Mime dialogue
3. The ads for weird domestic machinery and other unusual enticements
2. Famous classic anagrams
1. The rancid, abominable spam
AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE CATEGORY, August 2003:
3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
Library site: immense word container.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, September 2003:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
The Yellow Brick Road =
Dorothy & likable crew.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, September 2003:
2nd - Jesse Frankovich with:
California's election =
I face it soon in recall.
LONG CATEGORY, September 2003:
3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
For I delivered to you as of first importance what I also received,
that Christ died for our sins in accordance with the Scriptures.
=
O! Scores did marvel with utter inspired awe at that heroic deity's
profound sacrifice - crucified on the cross for their salvation!
RUDE CATEGORY, October 2003:
3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
The sexual positions =
I exult as she is on top.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, October 2003:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
Ray Kroc, the founder of McDonald's =
Cooked my order for lunch, and fast!
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, October 2003:
3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
Granted one victory in ease, authority is hereby bestowed to this immigrant, Arnold, to revamp California. =
It certainly is an interesting career path, to go from bodybuilder, to movie star, to man in way over his head!
GENERAL CATEGORY, November 2003:
2nd - Jesse Frankovich with:
The desert oasis ~
does ease thirst.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, November 2003:
2nd - Jesse Frankovich with:
Pedophiliac Singer Michael Jackson =
Jail Pop King! Cease his child romance!
RUDE CATEGORY, November 2003:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
The rock star groupie =
Care to go up her skirt?
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, November 2003:
3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
Academy Winner Tom Hanks =
Ah, cinema's my known trade.
AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE CATEGORY, November 2003:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
The fortieth anniversary of the assassination of President John Fitzgerald Kennedy =
A jarring shot on that sad, stern Friday invokes fifteen dozen inferential hypotheses.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, December 2003:
3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
The "Lord of the Rings" movies =
Those elves fight in Mordor.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, December 2003:
2nd - Jesse Frankovich with:
The oldest New Years' Eve tradition =
Resolve to diet as we eat thy dinner!
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, December 2003:
3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
The New York School of the Arts =
Learns theory of how to sketch.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, December 2003:
eq.3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
The pedophilia allegations surrounding Michael Jackson =
Imagine that scandalous (or *lecherous*) Pop King held in jail.
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