Anagrammy Placings by Joe Fathallah in 2003

All the highly-placed anagrams by Joe Fathallah from the 2003 Anagrammy Awards.

LONG CATEGORY, January 2003:
3rd - Joe Fathallah with:
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Once, in Area 51....

[Seven loud gunshots]

Kid: Eh, what's that?

Soldier: [Talks on mobile] Seems it was that rotten Joe Fathallah and friends. They've been on the FBI Most Wanted List for ages! [Talks on mobile] Oh never? Shit! Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt! Shit! CUNT! The corpses did not quite land across the line! You can pull them over then, boy.

Kid: Yes Sir! [Runs]

Soldier: So, to Mr Bin Laden then. Nice to meet you. Here's your cool luxury house, with sauna facilities. Note that the one condition is, we can just look for you in any country in the Middle East forever. Agreed to, then?

Bin Laden: Agreed to! Neat!

[Texan accent, out of a tent]: Tony cutey, that bum's nice! Give it to me, honey! Bash on it, pet! And eat at the teats, pet! Oooh! Nice infective spurt!

Bin Laden: Eh, what's that noise then?

Soldier: Er.... that I cannot, er.... just don't worry about that. Come here and see this neat exhibit.

Bin Laden: I cannot, there's nothing in it!

Soldier: Quite so, it's the President's cranium. Now, here's Zorg, of the planet Qari.

Zorg: [Not understandable, characterless noises]

Soldier: We attacked Qari ten, no, twelve years ago, since it contains 51 great vast stocks of Lio, a precious natural resource that we lack. Now the Intergalactic Community hates us forever. Now, I need to join George and Tony! [Runs off fast]

 

RUDE CATEGORY, April 2003:
2nd - Joe Fathallah with:
Prostitute =
Spitter-out.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, July 2003:
3rd - Joe Fathallah with:
Rats and mice ~
in cat's dream.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, August 2003:
2nd - Joe Fathallah with:
Nuclear weapons =
One war cleans up.

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, December 2003:
3rd - Joe Fathallah with:
Mambo No. 5

 

Table of 2003 Placegetters


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