Anagrammy Placings by Richard Grantham in 2003
All the highly-placed anagrams by Richard Grantham from the 2003 Anagrammy Awards.
GENERAL CATEGORY, January 2003:
1st - Richard Grantham with:
Isn't "romantic and erotic" ~
a contradiction in terms?
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, January 2003:
1st - Richard Grantham with:
President George W. Bush =
This bugger needs power.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, January 2003:
1st - Richard Grantham with:
Sorbent toilet tissue =
To sterilise one's butt.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, March 2003:
3rd - Richard Grantham with:
The United States of America =
It needs to fire at a mustache.
LONG CATEGORY, March 2003:
1st - Richard Grantham with: [Part of a 2002 open letter from Saddam Hussein to the Iraqi parliament]
Brothers and sisters,
We have given our deepest attention to your recommendation to us, regarding what you see as the right course of action to be taken vis-à-vis the resolution which is said to have been adopted by the Security Council, and, after extensive examination, we have come to conclude that we shall deal with this resolution according to the concepts contained in the letter signed by our Minister of Foreign Affairs to the Secretary-General of the United Nations. This is because your enemy, the alliance between Zionism, and the American administration and their satanic lackeys, has this time, after showing its claws and teeth. To wage war unilaterally against our people of valorous Mujahideen. The enemy, together with those who have represented the British government for the past several years, attack our country unilaterally, especially after the 30-state alliance which attacked us in 1991 and afterwards.
=
Sir,
It has come to our attention that you have weapons of mass destruction, including nuclear arms.
In a nation where the head of state (although admittedly much-loved) was never democratically elected, that is entirely unacceptable - not forgetting that you have attempted to invade other defenceless nations, have inveterately repressed an ethnic minority in the north (likewise those citizens who don't belong to the chief religious sect), and in fact have a certified history of warfare with the neighbours using chemical weapons.
As a result, that means we have no alternative but to consider your recalcitrant state an indisputable threat to international peace. We can see it was a grave error not finishing the job off last time the USA kicked your non-egalitarian arse, so do exactly as we say: either help us terminate Saddam, or otherwise you are next.
Best wishes to Cherie and the kids.
Yours sincerely,
George W. Bush
GENERAL CATEGORY, April 2003:
2nd - Richard Grantham with:
The railway lines =
Why, I'll see a train!
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, April 2003:
2nd - Richard Grantham with:
Leonardo da Vinci's "The Mona Lisa" =
Add a smile to her in oil on canvas.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, April 2003:
2nd - Richard Grantham with:
Australian and New Zealand Army Corps =
Raw ANZAC lads martyred on a peninsula.
AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE CATEGORY, April 2003:
1st - Richard Grantham with:
Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS) =
So current rare disease proves a mystery.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, May 2003:
1st - Richard Grantham with:
Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome =
Uproar over recent mystery disease.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, May 2003:
2nd - Richard Grantham with:
Montparnasse
TOPICAL CATEGORY, June 2003:
3rd - Richard Grantham with:
Palestinian suicide bombers =
Arab is inside incomplete bus.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, June 2003:
2nd - Richard Grantham with:
An anagram checker, the code of which is itself an anagram.
• View the checker
(java applet)
• View the source code
RUDE CATEGORY, July 2003:
eq.3rd - Richard Grantham with:
The porno star =
Throat person.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, July 2003:
eq.3rd - Richard Grantham with:
The Leaning Tower of Pisa =
Foreign, with a neat slope.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, July 2003:
eq.2nd - Richard Grantham with:
The Witch's Prayer
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, August 2003:
1st - Richard Grantham with:
President of the United States of America ~
is a stupid ranter set to demean the office.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, August 2003:
3rd - Richard Grantham with:
[A complete list of numbers up to 10,000 which can be expressed as some sort of power of sums/products of their digits. Note particularly 1024, which can be expressed in two distinct ways (210 and 45).]
25 = 52
121 = 112
125 [53] = 5(2+1)
128 [27] = 2(8-1)
216 [63] = 6(2+1)
289 [172] = (8+9)2
343 [73] = (3+4)3
625 [54] = 5(6-2)
1024 [45 & 210] = 4(10/2) = (4-2)10
1296 [64] = 6((9-1)/2)
2187 [37] = ((8/2)-1)7
2500 [502] = 50(2+0)
2916 [542] = (9*6*1)2
3125 [55] = (5*1)(3+2)
3375 [153] = (3+7+5)3
4096 [46] = (4+(0*9))6
5776 [762] = 76(7-5)
5832 [183] = ((5*2)+8)3
9025 [952] = 95(2-0)
9216 [962] = 96(2*1)
9261 [213] = 21(9-6)
AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE CATEGORY, August 2003:
1st - Richard Grantham with:
Net creation is immense word library.
RUDE CATEGORY, September 2003:
2nd - Richard Grantham with:
To be hung like a horse =
The huge boner's a kilo!
LONG CATEGORY, September 2003:
1st - Richard Grantham with:
[Extremely black 9/11 humour - read at your peril]
GENERAL CATEGORY, October 2003:
eq.2nd - Richard Grantham with:
Religious fundamentalism =
Defiant rage in Muslim soul.
RUDE CATEGORY, October 2003:
2nd - Richard Grantham with:
The Family Planning Association =
I cannot shag many if I eat no pills.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, October 2003:
1st - Richard Grantham with:
Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun. =
See obese people eat a cocktail of canine tissue, beetle muscles, weasel nuts and chips.
GENERAL CATEGORY, December 2003:
3rd - Richard Grantham with:
Acute narcolepsy =
Sleep occur at any......
TOPICAL CATEGORY, December 2003:
3rd - Richard Grantham with:
Former President Saddam Hussein al-Tikriti =
Strike finds sad, immature rat in "spider hole".
SPECIAL CATEGORY, December 2003:
1st - Richard Grantham with:
A retelling of Mr Daydream by Roger Hargreaves, in which both letters and pictures have been rearranged.
AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE CATEGORY, December 2003:
2nd - Richard Grantham with:
The manger =
Men gather.
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