Anagrammy Placings by Toby Gottfried in 2003
All the highly-placed anagrams by Toby Gottfried from the 2003 Anagrammy Awards.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, January 2003:
1st - Toby Gottfried with:
Cartoonist Hirschfeld passed away =
His specialty: drawn heads of actors.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, January 2003:
3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
George Bush Vs. Saddam Hussein =
O, Shrub avenges Dad's huge miss.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, March 2003:
1st - Toby Gottfried with:
Goldilocks and the three bears =
Girl had cereals, then took beds.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, April 2003:
eq.3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
United States Congress =
No guts - secrets instead.
RUDE CATEGORY, June 2003:
2nd - Toby Gottfried with:
Prostitution =
Point is to rut.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, June 2003:
eq.3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
Martha Stewart indicted =
And what crime started it?
LONG CATEGORY, June 2003:
1st - Toby Gottfried with:
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquillity, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
=
In the name of national security,
we people of 'freedom' (Bush, Cheney, Ashcroft), without an able ounce of sense,
just love to enter into agreement
to help our rich friends belittle democratic institutions,
toss out the 'outmoded' Bill of Rights,
imprison 'terrorists' after speedy secret trials,
defraud some deportees, and invade Iraq.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, July 2003:
3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
Eight Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter =
Must heed: else, if you get girl pregnant, a grim death.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, July 2003:
2nd - Toby Gottfried with:
CIA takes the blame =
The team backs a lie.
RUDE CATEGORY, July 2003:
eq.3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
The Oldest Profession =
Lots of penises to herd.
GENERAL CATEGORY, August 2003:
3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
You can't teach an old dog new tricks =
Can't change our end - stick to old way.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, August 2003:
1st - Toby Gottfried with:
Gone with the Wind? =
Then weigh it down!
TOPICAL CATEGORY, August 2003:
3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
"Bush declared healthy in annual physical" =
Punch line held: says he actually had brain.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, October 2003:
1st - Toby Gottfried with:
Where is Saddam Hussein? =
Assume he was hidden, Sir.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, November 2003:
1st - Toby Gottfried with:
Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa =
A smile adorns a vain old icon.
LONG CATEGORY, November 2003:
2nd - Toby Gottfried with:
I pledge allegiance to the flag,
of the United States of America,
and to the republic for which it stands,
one nation, under God, indivisible,
with liberty and justice for all.
=
Those dirty, flag-waving Republicans
often pander without limit
just to get Bush the oil thief
elected again.
Arnold's bold farce election
in California is hated indeed.
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