Anagrammy Placings by Larry Brash in 2004
All the highly-placed anagrams by Larry Brash from the 2004 Anagrammy Awards.
AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE CATEGORY, January 2004:
3rd - Larry Brash with:
New Year's Resolutions ~
to lessen your swearin'.
GENERAL CATEGORY, February 2004:
3rd - Larry Brash with:
An appointment diary ‡
Pop in at any darn time.
LONG CATEGORY, February 2004:
3rd - Larry Brash with:
"Like anybody, I would like to live a long life; longevity has its place. But I'm not concerned about that now. I just want to do God's will. And he's allowed me to go up to the mountain, and I've looked over, and I've seen the promised land. I may not get there with you, but I want you to know tonight that we as a people will get to the promised land."
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Outgoing, wise, devoted to civil rights ideology, Martin Luther King's last known ominous speech, led up to his inevitable death out on a motel balcony in Memphis.
He, too, now walked out into the Valley of Death, only to die, to be gunned down and killed by a white puppet, tattooed twit, wanted outlaw, James Earl Ray.
All to gain vote, now!
LONG CATEGORY, March 2004:
1st - Larry Brash with:
INTERNATIONAL LOTTO.
Sir/Madam,
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International program. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 7696-645 with serial number 377-554 drew lucky numbers 7-14-6-18-31-45 which won in the 2nd category, you have been approved for a lump sum pay out of 6,000,000 (EUROS )
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
For security purposes, we advise that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims have been processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 20,000 companies and 30,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world.
You are requested to contact our office to assist you with the claim and transfer of your winnings fund into your instructed account by acknowledging the receipt of this mail with the email address below.
internetlotto@netscape.net
Note that, all winnings must be claimed not later than two month starting from today, failure to respond to this mail before two months time from today, all unclaimed funds will be null and void.
Sincerely yours,
Mrs Mary Gillian.
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Dear Madam,
Thank you for letting me know the wonderful news. It's terribly generous - a miraculous windfall of great fruitfulness!
Now, to put it bluntly, I didn't realise that I was even entered in a lottery. Finally, I now understand one of the numerous benefits of my email address being collected by spam robots.
Up until now, I believed what happened was that I would receive 6,600,000 emails a day on my computer, telling me how to instantly enlarge my narrow penis AND my breasts (at the same time); to help 16,500 deposed former Nigerian presidents and their families get $156,456,000 into my bank account; to buy Viagra, Valium and 777,390 other ridiculous drugs; a reminder when to vote in those notoriously criminal monthly Anagrammy Awards (03/2004); to download a virus from Microsoft (in error); and 1,824.000 other untruthful "Enter Now!" promotions, like 3457 illegal copies of anagram software.
I'm most circumspect about this type of crap. I empty it into the trash.
I can see that your Lotto is quite foolproof and there is no way that you could con me. Your corporation's strict protocols appear to be structured and conducted in a correct manner, and truthful above suspicion.
I'll send you my account details tomorrow, if you would send me a little cash advance first.
Larry Brash
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, April 2004:
3rd - Larry Brash with:
Did you hear about the new kind of simple contraceptive for use in males? =
Fact and/or proven: because, if inserted in the shoe, it would make you limp!
GENERAL CATEGORY, May 2004:
1st - Larry Brash with:
Sudden Infant Death Syndrome =
Enter and thus find my son dead.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, May 2004:
1st - Larry Brash with:
"It's been a Hard Day's Night" =
And, hey, this band is great!
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, May 2004:
1st - Larry Brash with:
The late John Lennon, Sir Paul McCartney, the late George Harrison, and Ringo Starr =
In long careers, they all once sang major hits in a rather talented Northern group.
LONG CATEGORY, May 2004:
3rd - Larry Brash with:
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith; neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion. Defile not ye yourselves in any of these things for: in all these the nations are defiled which I cast out before you.
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Leviticus 18: 22-24
Hate the shirtlifters, the gay bar ninnies, the rent boys. Don't simulate a ladylike fashion when with one's fellow men. This is a detestable union! We intend to do it while with hetero dames only.
No bestiality, eh? HELLO! It is sick! When one has a heifer, doe, buffalo, hen, or any sort of fauna, don't touch it in that sort of intimate way.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, June 2004:
3rd - Larry Brash with:
Ozzy, Sharon, Aimee, Jack and Kelly Osbourne =
Look, see his zany junky boozer clan are mad!
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, June 2004:
3rd - Larry Brash with:
Fawlty Towers, starring John Cleese, Prunella Scales, Connie Booth and Andrew Sachs =
A screwy show, concerning a tall jaded hotel owner's pitfalls, has best run on a screen.
LONG CATEGORY, June 2004:
1st - Larry Brash with:
To be or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?
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A rather famous quote from Hamlet, no doubt, one of Shakespeare's best plays.
Note, in its unforgettable oration, the son wonders about finding the right
answer to best sort things out... or die.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, July 2004:
1st - Larry Brash with:
The actor Marlon Brando =
Born to act hard-man role.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, July 2004:
2nd - Larry Brash with:
Sir Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Charlie Watts, Bill Wyman, Ron Wood and the late Brian Jones =
The Rolling Stones, who are a wrinkly, jaded, raw, animal, jetset, magic, rich, British rock band.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, July 2004:
1st - Larry Brash with:
May I take the liberty to introduce myself as;
Mr. Yeng Zang, Bank Manager of a reputable bank in Taipei, Taiwan
RUDE CATEGORY, July 2004:
1st - Larry Brash with:
The Missionary Position =
So, I say, it's: "I'm in her, on top".
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, August 2004:
1st - Larry Brash with:
Computer (n), Electronic device which performs computations according to a series of instructions, known as a program. =
Microsoft Windows (n), A program that is defective, crack-prone (on purpose). In time, continual crashes occur, costing more.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, September 2004:
1st - Larry Brash with:
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months (Oscar Wilde) =
I exclaimed: "How is it women's favorite outfits or best silver shoes last no longer than half a year?"
LONG CATEGORY, October 2004:
2nd - Larry Brash with:
The Seven Ages of Woman
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, November 2004:
eq.1st - Larry Brash with:
The Palestinian Liberation Organisation chairman, Yasser Arafat =
He is an agitator for a tiny Arab nation. Rests in Peace in Ramallah.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, December 2004:
3rd - Larry Brash with:
A terrible Indian Ocean tsunami hits Sumatra, and the Andaman and Nicobar islands, first, then Sri Lanka and the Maldives =
It inundates the vibrant sea-front Asian land, like Indonesia, Thailand and Burma, maims and massacres children that ran.
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