Anagrammy Placings by Meyran Kraus in 2004
All the highly-placed anagrams by Meyran Kraus from the 2004 Anagrammy Awards.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, January 2004:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Peter Jackson, the director of the LOTR series =
Three hits recreate Tolkien's Frodo projects.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, January 2004:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Images from the NASA Spirit rover =
Impart great visions of Mars here.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, January 2004:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
R. 'Dick' Cheney, Vice President of America =
I scheme, trick and deceive for any price.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, January 2004:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
"Mona Lisa Smile", the Columbia Pictures production of a Mike Newell film, starring Julia Roberts ('Katherine Watson').=
Correct me if I'm wrong, but darn it, Julia's smile in this feature almost looks like it carries one whole, plump banana!
LONG CATEGORY, January 2004:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Top Ten Ways I, Howard Dean, Can Turn Things Around
10. "Switch to decaf"
9. "Unveil new slogan: 'Vote for Dean and get one dollar off your next purchase at Blimpie'"
8. "Marry Rachel on final episode of 'Friends'"
7. "Don't change a thing -- it's going great"
6. "Show a little more skin"
5. "Go on 'American Idol' and give 'em a taste of these pipes"
4. "Start working out and speaking with Austrian accent"
3. "I can't give specifics yet, but it involves Ted Danson"
2. "Fire the staffer who suggested we do this lousy Top Ten list instead of actually campaigning"
1. "Oh, I don't know -- maybe fewer crazy, redfaced rants"
(The list is borrowed from the CBS Late Show with David Letterman)
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Top Ten Tactics of Snagging Away G.W.'s Presidency
10. Lure him out of the Oval Office with a picnic basket
9. Pay off his tutor and get G.W. to enunciate 'poor' with a silent 'r'
8. Add Alec Baldwin to the White House staff
7. Put a pretzel in his snack kit
6. Tell him a nationwide campaign includes the fifty-first state of Rwanda
5. Ban every voter whose lingo contains 'Howdy'
4. Add an annexe to Rules of Governmental Positions, reasserting a fifth-grade education as mandatory
3. Add "no drunk drivers" to above rules
2. End all wars and dry most oil wells
And the No. One Tactic is:
1. Inform George that words might get even bigger in second-term speeches!
SPECIAL CATEGORY, January 2004:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
A Jonathan Swift poem, which can be presented as a riddle when its title is obscured, anagrammed (with a twist) into another riddle poem whose subject is hidden.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, February 2004:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The Mona Lisa painting =
An enigma is on that lip.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, February 2004:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
The American President George 'Dubya' Bush =
Can he snub this deep gay urge to be married?
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, February 2004:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences =
Conducted that ceremony as its praise of cinema.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, February 2004:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Director Peter Jackson's 'The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring' =
First of three long hits which respect the prose of long-dead J.R.R. Tolkien.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, February 2004:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Smart
RUDE CATEGORY, March 2004:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
"So, would you like to go up to my flat for some coffee?" =
"To follow, I must see you offer a *good* ploy to fuck me."
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, March 2004:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
The director Mel Gibson =
Begin to remodel Christ.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, March 2004:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Belgian Brandy Chocolates =
Best alcohol-bearing candy.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, March 2004:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The Collection of Tragedies by William Shakespeare =
Weepy as I detail crises of Othello, Macbeth, King Lear...
LONG CATEGORY, March 2004:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
(snippet from the FDA website)
Wireless telephones are hand-held phones with built-in antennas, often called cell, mobile, or PCS phones. These phones are popular with callers because they can be carried easily from place to place.
Wireless telephones are two-way radios. When you talk into a wireless telephone, it picks up your voice and converts the sound to radiofrequency energy (or radio waves). The radio waves travel through the air until they reach a receiver at a nearby base station. The base station then sends your call through the telephone network until it reaches the person you are calling.
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(A late word of advice for the several naive dupes eager to use their new cell phone: Please be aware that you will usually conduct hundreds of calls quite like this one:)
Person A: Hello, Eric?
Person B: Hey, Warren? Is that you?
Person A: Hello? Eric, are you there?
Person B: I can't hear you very well. Get the antenna open.
Person A: It IS open. Wait- (moves nine feet to the left) Is this better?
Person B: Hello? Can you hear me?
Person A: Hardly. What the hell is that eerie static crud?! I hate this stupid device!
Person B: Calm down, Warren. Check the screen.
Person A: Alright, hang on.
Person B: What does it say?
Person A: It says low batte- {click}
SPECIAL CATEGORY, March 2004:
eq.1st - Meyran Kraus with:
[I saw fit to honor the Oscars, held a month ago, by extracting all 5 Best Picture nominees from the same base phrase. However, I couldn't ignore the Oscar's evil twin - The Golden Raspberry (or 'Razzie'), an award ceremony held 24 hours before the Oscars which dishonored the *worst* of 2003 cinema... The winners are at the bottom of each set.]
A list of the five films that are Academy Awards nominees in the Best Picture category: =
A feisty MASTER AND COMMANDER gives life to the rich tale of the wisest captain Aubrey.
Why, I see Murray's bit as a cheap-act made the gifted LOST IN TRANSLATION more effective.
MYSTIC RIVER's genuine performances deal with that base idea of the state of calamity.
View SEABISCUIT, my imperfect-yet-fine racehorse that ran to fame, against all the odds.
A massive LORD OF THE RINGS finale piece, sated with beauty, came first at that ceremony.
A list of the five films nominated for the joke-award Golden Raspberry in the Worst Picture category: =
Big, tragic Dr. Seuss rip-off CAT IN THE HAT transformed that loopy feline we love into a mere rowdy jerk.
Another CHARLIE'S ANGELS trifle provided brisk joy of trampy women for the target audience of twits.
At parts of FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY, even the best 'American Idol' fan grew tired of its weird choreography.
The MTV-style THE REAL CANCUN joined the merry parties of Spring Break for raw footage of wild idiots.
Reporters' reviews of our winner GIGLI say that the attempt of Ben Affleck and J-Lo at comedy is horrid.
[Also, to make these a bit more appealing, the above anagram sets were shaped as the actual symbols of these award shows:]
GENERAL CATEGORY, April 2004:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
A Siberian tiger =
It is a rare being.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, April 2004:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The impressionist landscape =
This sad place inspires Monet.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, April 2004:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The White House Daily Press Briefing =
Hey, I air the lies of president G.W. Bush!
RUDE CATEGORY, April 2004:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Her best asset =
These breasts!
LONG CATEGORY, April 2004:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Ironic by Alanis Morissette
SPECIAL CATEGORY, April 2004:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
[A sample from an Astrology site, anagrammed into 12 weekly predictions. I don't know if it comes through, but I'm not a fan of horoscopes.]
(Quoted from the Astrodienst site)
Introduction:
Astrology sees mankind as being not only influenced by hereditary factors and the environment, but also by the state of our solar system at the moment of birth. The planets are regarded as basic life-forces, the tools we live by as well as the basis of our very substance. These planetary forces take on different forms, depending on their zodiacal position and on the way they relate to one another.
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Pisces:
A keen Mars settles above the Moon, so Neptune and Uranus may soon be in a very fiery trine, but it's not as dirty as it sounds.
On Friday, strolling in the street can be fatal, so better stay indoors and clip the letters off of the cover of a magazine to create terribly obscene death threats for the neighbor.
On Wednesday, you'll find the answer to the age-old question: What'll my employers do if I toss them to the floor and breakdance on their faces?
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Aquarius:
Three terrific events shall bless your essence soon, so don't be daft and drop that razor blade. For now, Neptune's position alters all planetary alignments, which means it's fifteen beers before noon yet again.
It's best to take the advice of someone close to you and try to battle the obsession for Dan Aykroyd statuettes made entirely of lard.
The mystery of the vanishing cat ends when you trace the odor coming from behind the air filter.
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Aries:
Not only do you let loved ones walk all over you, you grant a bag of cleat shoes beforehand. Quite oddly, Moon retreats and Mars settles in - can it afford rent?
On Monday, a teensy surprise is to be discovered where it's least anticipated, or you can take what's behind Curtain No. Three.
Note: A family member's consent to stay off booze feels less than honest in light of their arrest by the FBI for the attempt to baste the President in French dressing.
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Scorpio:
Do your friends find the tendency to glorify Astrology "senseless"? Order a Personalized Star Chart! In a minute, every one of these boobs will tremble at your feet.
Soon, you'll note that your red car has been dented. Beat innocent pedestrians for catharsis.
At work, it seems that a 'confidant' has been squealing to the boss, so follow them around and take notes. If they spot it, baffle them by imitating a ferret, then advance on them assertively.
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Sagittarius:
Do you often question horoscopes' earnestness? Order the Personalized Star Chart to destroy all brain matter left.
An instance that involves a red Toyota's steel fenders has benefits, no need to be frightened!
At work, a feeble-brained buffoon from your floor, at which you nodded maybe once, starts to stalk you, often settling behind the pillar by the elevators and emitting insane noises. If they come any closer, spray them with mace.
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Gemini:
On Monday, it seems that Venus, affected by the Moon, shall retire to London, set up a toffee store and regress idly into senility.
Hobbies: In a bizarre turn of events, trying to dabble in Oriental stencil art shall set off an epidemic of yeast infections across North Dakota. You'll soon start to wonder if your seventh grade art teacher went for sarcasm when she heatedly equated your paper-mache tasks to "the best of the best done by Leonardo".
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Libra:
An old flame resurfaces in your life, only to flee three seconds later, along with your mother's silverware and an autographed copy of 'Systems Analysis For the Incontinent' by the esteemed Dr. Typen Stainem.
On Monday, it'd be sad to see that Byron the Robot, created to conquer the world, is a rather bookish stiff that sports dozens of nose bleeds, but finding an attractive beret set of Einstein's valet in the flea market soothes you once again.
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Virgo:
Your fate hosts bitterness, resentment and pain - Collect all three!
An amatory, flimsy offer leads to an unforeseen month of passion; that's a bit botched as one test proves that you're blood-related. Things slide even farther into the 'sordid' definition as it becomes quite clear that when you were a tender baby, they were bayonetting Nazis. Only some sort of freaky, stroke-inducing plan can end all of this, so you'd better do some research, fast.
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Taurus:
Efforts to make deer season shorter are clearly done by the sissy-signs Libra and Virgo. Ah boy, I bet'ya that when the Lord handed out the best star icons, those seedy queers were last in line.
Soon, it'll be time to abandon UFO-spotting and marry the fondest of farmer Two-Toed Zeke's steers.
On Friday, cheery and ecstatic emotions blossom, till they prove to actually be the aftereffects of opening a can of paint thinner in an unventilated room.
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Capricorn:
Soon, the ants and the rats will seize the entire flat; sadly, they'll take better care of it than you ever did.
Break the tense life of trying to bring Barbies and Cheetos to breed; Set off on a trip, but preferably one to a bolted institute. For now, the moon may retreat due to a squad of cows, dishes and spoons.
(So sorry if any of these are half-assed, even inane; I've lost my notes and had to consult smirches on my ceiling to summon the astral energy.)
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Leo:
On Wednesday, you'll press the snooze button and stay in bed for another ten minutes. This may lead to your position at the Bagel factory being restaffed. Bereft, you'd enlist in the North Brooklyn Secret Cantors Clan for the Liberation of Iraq. After the clan's separate losses to a few tumbleweeds, you'd be stranded, sore and lost, in the Mohave desert. Salvation may come in the shape of Syrian officers giving the directions to the nearest K-Mart.
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Cancer:
Certain events shall stir emotions, and may even lead to actions, but that's not written in stone. Annoying flyers on your windshield might boast too many barren offers, and theatres might boast profane sequels.
The color for today - Borscht-Red, and the active planet - oh, let's say the globe.
It would often seem that your life breezes by, like a 'Friends' teaser, yet treads on the same spot, like a 'Friends' episode.
Oh, and you're out of fabric softener.
GENERAL CATEGORY, May 2004:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Cigarette machines =
The aim is 'Get cancer'.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, May 2004:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Final episode of the show 'Frasier' =
Oh, weep - 'Friends' is also off the air!
TOPICAL CATEGORY, May 2004:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The Olympic Games in Athens =
Ah, hasten! Gym is incomplete!
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, May 2004:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes =
One sly hero shall crack this murder soon!
AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE CATEGORY, May 2004:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Senator Kerry claims that Bush's foreign policy is "Ineffective" =
So sorry if I'm coarse, but try asking if the chief can even *spell* it.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, May 2004:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
A Tribute to the Month of May
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, June 2004:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Clinton's autobiography =
Horny goat's publication.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, June 2004:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
William Clinton, the former US president =
Parts of the memoir will include interns.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, June 2004:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
How many visitors of a modern art gallery does it take to screw in one light bulb? =
Two. One to try, and one to growl: "It's lame! Five-year-old girls can make this rubbish!"
AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE CATEGORY, June 2004:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The American President Ronald Wilson Reagan =
A real moron, in acting AND western leadership.
LONG CATEGORY, June 2004:
eq.2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Dear Chet,
I want this big man who knows what love is all about. You are sexy, kind and thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being most useless and pathetic. Chet, you've ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever content - will you let me be yours? Jessica.
Dear Chet,
I want this big man who knows what love is. All about you are sexy, kind and thoughtful people who are not like you. Admit to being most useless and pathetic. Chet, you've ruined me. For other men, I yearn; For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever content. Will you let me be? Yours, Jessica.
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(A civilian to George W. Bush, White House)
Ah, time to compliment you! Well, frankly, I can't stop thinking you are one of the best US presidents! We have had so many leaders go ahead and rule our fair nation unevenly and botch the job. You see, we expect it... From you, however, in years to come, I know we will have far better results.
(A civilian to George W. Bush, White House)
Ah, time to compliment you? Well, frankly, I can't! Stop thinking you are one of the best US presidents! We have had so many leaders. Go ahead and rule our fair nation unevenly and botch the job. You see, we expect it from you. However, in years to come, I know we will have far better results...
SPECIAL CATEGORY, June 2004:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
William Shakespeare's Sonnet 19
RUDE CATEGORY, June 2004:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
The singer Dolly Parton =
"Hooters? Plenty, darling!"
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, July 2004:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The rider Lance Armstrong of Austin, Texas =
So, a man garners sixth 'Tour de France' title!
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, July 2004:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The Microsoft products =
Third of computer's cost...
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, July 2004:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The new Bond girl in Lee Tamahori's 'Die Another Day' =
I admit, I had to see renowned Halle Berry in a thong!
LONG CATEGORY, July 2004:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
(The original show's opening lines, as uttered by Captain Kirk)
Space... The final frontier.
These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise.
Its five year mission:
To explore strange new worlds...
To seek out new life and new civilizations...
To boldly go where no man has gone before!
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Shatner... The worst thespian.
This feeble series presents his ongoing, rash efforts to speak fiercely and emote.
His insane pronunciations:
Will agonize even hardcore Trekkies...
Will prove brains need to get oxygen to be alive...
Will draw attention away from his goofy toupee!
SPECIAL CATEGORY, July 2004:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
If by Rudyard Kipling
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, August 2004:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The DreamWorks Studio =
Our team did two 'Shreks'.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, August 2004:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The Opening Ceremony of the Athens Olympic Games =
No match - Greece has spent one mighty pile of money!
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, August 2004:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
The famous mystery novelist Arthur Conan Doyle =
Any theft or nasty murder? You can solve it, Holmes!
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, August 2004:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Abstinence Education Program =
Campaigned to ban intercourse.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, August 2004:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
The tragedy 'Othello, Moor of Venice' by William Shakespeare =
Iago's hostile plan led me to choke my wife over her 'betrayal'.
AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE CATEGORY, August 2004:
eq.2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The Games of the Twenty-eighth Olympiad =
I fight my way, then hope to get the medals!
LONG CATEGORY, August 2004:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid - aoccdrnig to a rscheearch
at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deson't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers
in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll
raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not
raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
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ll'I timda ti - eht elat SI gnizama, er'uoy tcerroc! tuB gnittup eht
imes-demmargana sdrow edisa, tahw tuoba seno taht era nettirw ni esrever?
naC eht tnalutep dnim taeb TAHT elttil hctih dna daer meht lla ylisae nehw
er'yeht denrut dnuora? ll'I teb ti t'nac, esuaceb htob eht tsrif dna tsal srettel
evah yltsom degnahc rieht snoitisop (hguoht ton ni niatrec sdrow, hcus sa eht
cimordnilap 'tenet')... ehT ylno sredaer ohw evah a nrad ecnahc tsum eb
deubmi htiw a doog rialf rof yalpdrow!
SPECIAL CATEGORY, August 2004:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
A poem by Wilde about Shelley;
one by Shelley about Wordsworth; one by Wordsworth about Milton; and one by Milton about Shakespeare
RUDE CATEGORY, August 2004:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The symptoms of constipation =
It can postpone most of my shit!
GENERAL CATEGORY, September 2004:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
A speeding car =
Daring escape!
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, September 2004:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Ceiling murals of the Sistine Chapel =
Hail Michelangelo's finest pictures!
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, September 2004:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The actress Marilyn Monroe =
Hey, immortal star on screen!
AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE CATEGORY, September 2004:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
LONG CATEGORY, September 2004:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
"It's absolutely essential that eight weeks from today, on November Second, we make
the right choice, because if we make the wrong choice, then the danger is that we'll get hit
again, and we'll be hit in a way that will be devastating from the standpoint of the United
States." (V.P. Richard Cheney)
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After the shocking statement, Bush's inevitable act was to fire Cheney.
"I had the godawful note read to me again. It was beyond belief", the president
muttered. "I still can't get past the 'avoid the wrong choice' bit. Can someone tell me
what the hell was he thinking? Why was he advocating Kerry?!"
SPECIAL CATEGORY, September 2004:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Sonnet Number Two by
William Shakespeare
RUDE CATEGORY, September 2004:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The bikini model =
"I'm, like, hot in bed!"
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, October 2004:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The movie 'Apocalypse Now' =
How Coppola eyes Vietnam.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, October 2004:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The elections in November, Two Thousand Four =
Dolt runs the nation if we vote 'Bush' once more.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, October 2004:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Bill Clinton, the former president of the USA =
On reflection, I'd still prefer the man to Bush!
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, October 2004:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Microsoft Internet Explorer =
Expect online terrors from it.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, October 2004:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The Mad Hatter's question to Alice: "Why is a raven like a writing-desk?" =
Ah, I got it! I created an answer: "It seems the two have inky-dark quills!"
SPECIAL CATEGORY, October 2004:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Shakespeare's 76th sonnet
anagrammed into a paraphrase (up to a point), its theme being the Baconian controversy
TOPICAL CATEGORY, November 2004:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
President George W. Bush has won =
Ah, depressing news brought woe.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, November 2004:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The famous painter Pablo Ruiz Picasso =
Popularizes Cubism into a phase of art.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, November 2004:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The ingredients of a McDonald's Shake =
Gee, that's odd - a scan finds no 'Milk' here.
LONG CATEGORY, November 2004:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Bush Pardons Thanksgiving Turkey
Wed, Nov 17
President Bush has spared the life of the nation's Thanksgiving turkey, after an election to name the bird which he reports was "neck and neck."
Continuing a 57-year White House tradition, the president formally issued the pardon for 'Biscuits' and the back-up bird 'Gravy' in a Rose Garden ceremony.
The turkeys were raised in West Virginia, and will now go to a petting zoo in the Washington suburbs.
The naming ballot was conducted on the White House Web site, which recorded thousands of entries. The names 'Patience' and 'Fortitude' came in second. Bush reports it was a nasty campaign, with attack ads from a group called "Barnyard Animals for Truth", and what he says was a scurrilous film called "Fahrenheit 375 Degrees - at Ten Minutes Per Pound."
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Baked 'Biscuits'
Wed, Nov 24
In a surprising turn, George W. Bush annulled his pardon for 'Biscuits' the turkey, sentencing it to death instead.
Apparently Biscuits had fed on, among other things, turkey mince and "was, in fact, pecking on his own." G.W. called this "a cannibalistic, morally evil frenzy", and warned: "Harsh acts spur harsh punishment."
After a last meal of cranberry sauce, parsnip and white rice, the bird is due to fry on Friday morning. This would be simultaneously broadcast on radio, Court-TV and the Food Network.
Although G.W. denied revenge was the reason, a White House source tips that in one week the turkey proved to be a better speaker than the president, knew more White House Staff names than him, and was pressed to run against G.W. as the Democratic candidate in Oh-Eight.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, November 2004:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Remember me when I am gone away
RUDE CATEGORY, November 2004:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Polanski, the director =
"It's OK to rape children."
TOPICAL CATEGORY, December 2004:
eq.3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Second term of the Bush administration =
Mind if I doubt that chosen one's smarter?
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, December 2004:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
General A. Pinochet =
Great Chilean? Nope.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, December 2004:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The RSPCA (The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) =
Oh, role's to protect a variety of species? Then I truly *can't* harm one fly!
AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE CATEGORY, December 2004:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Traditional Christmas Greetings ‡
I sign the card, mail it to strangers.
LONG CATEGORY, December 2004:
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
On the twelfth day of Christmas
SPECIAL CATEGORY, December 2004:
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Paddy's Song (The Bricklayer's Lament)
RUDE CATEGORY, December 2004:
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The airport security guard =
Stretch a digit up your rear.
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