Anagrammy Placings by Rosie Perera in 2006
All the highly-placed anagrams by Rosie Perera from the 2006 Anagrammy Awards.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, January 2006:
3rd - Rosie Perera with:
Canada's new Prime Minister, Stephen Harper =
This deep man renews American partnership.
LONG CATEGORY, February 2006:
3rd - Rosie Perera with:
This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address fall on the same day. As Air America Radio pointed out:
"It is an ironic juxtaposition. One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, and the other involves a groundhog."
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President Bush lists his leadership skills on his CV:
1. I'm fit as a fiddle, love to go jogging, and could outrun you any day.
2. I have a vacation ranch in Texas. I entertain there.
3. Half our nation elected me.
4. I am a Christian, too. Proof? I tolerate teetotalers.
5. A good negotiator? No, no, no! I win through war - no end!
GENERAL CATEGORY, April 2006:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
A marble statue =
Mute alabaster.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, April 2006:
3rd - Rosie Perera with:
The Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte =
No mean peon -- a proper battle hero!
LONG CATEGORY, April 2006:
2nd - Rosie Perera with:
A rabbi is on a plane with a Korean guy sitting beside him. After a couple of hours, the rabbi leans over to the guy and says, condescendingly, "You know, I've never forgiven you Chinese for what you did at Pearl Harbor." The Korean guy looks up and replies, "What are you talking about?! It was the Japanese who bombed Pearl Harbor. It wasn't the Chinese. And besides, I'm neither Chinese nor Japanese, I'm Korean!" The rabbi says, "Korean, Japanese, Chinese, what's the difference?"
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A while later, after a brief nap, a banana, soup, a pie, a pale ale, and a wine, the audacious, tipsy, obese Korean leans over to the sleepy rabbi and says, "Ah, ahem...you know, I've never forgiven you Jews for sinking the Titanic." The rabbi looks perturbed and says, icily, "Oh, pooh! What do you mean?! The Jews didn't do any such thing! An enormous iceberg sank the Titanic, you abhorrent jerk!" The Korean shushes him and replies, "Iceberg, Rosenberg, Weinberg, so what's the difference?"
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, May 2006:
3rd - Rosie Perera with:
"Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration." - Thomas Edison =
Our president, opining: "Idiocy is one percent an appointment (I ran), the rest in insaneness."
LONG CATEGORY, May 2006:
eq.2nd - Rosie Perera with:
Within the first three months of the year, G. W. Bush has been the punchline of three hundred and seven monologue jokes by late-night show hosts Jay Leno, David Letterman and Conan O'Brien, according to the Center for Media and Public Affairs, which always keeps track of such statistics.
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Leno mainly scoffs at the idiot. Behold! Consider one such fun jab: "Savvy former Pres. Garfield could write French with one hand and Greek with the other, both at the same time! When that ninny Bush learns about this, he says, 'Jesus! A shocking concept! We once had a talking cat for president?'"
TOPICAL CATEGORY, July 2006:
eq2nd - Rosie Perera with:
Israel attacks Lebanon =
One state can kill Arabs.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, August 2006:
3rd - Rosie Perera with:
Cuban exiles =
Inexcusable!
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, August 2006:
2nd - Rosie Perera with:
The Windows Operating System =
Spyware gets in (its own method).
TOPICAL CATEGORY, September 2006:
2nd - Rosie Perera with:
Overheard at school playground: ~
"Ever had any drugs, alcohol or pot?"
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, September 2006:
2nd - Rosie Perera with:
The cartoonist Matt Groening ~
got attention tracing Homer S.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, September 2006:
2nd - Rosie Perera with:
The Smart Car =
Hamster cart.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, September 2006:
3rd - Rosie Perera with:
Yesterday (by The Beatles)
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, October 2006:
3rd - Rosie Perera with:
The International Gender Dysphoria Association =
An operation, since son had other identity as a girl.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, November 2006:
3rd - Rosie Perera with:
Saddam Hussein sentenced to death by hanging =
Oddest thing! Such a nasty man needs beheading!
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, November 2006:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
United States President George W. Bush =
Unwise, desperate. Bet he's trusting God!
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, November 2006:
2nd - Rosie Perera with:
"As you know, you go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time." - Donald Rumsfeld =
To withdraw? Why? You mount a war with the most mad, arrogant, faulty leaders you have, not ones you may or might like to have.
GENERAL CATEGORY, December 2006:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
Oral contraceptive =
I can protect a lover.
LONG CATEGORY, December 2006:
3rd - Rosie Perera with:
Interviewer: First on the show, we've got a man who speaks entirely in anagrams.
Man: Taht si crreoct.
Interviewer: Do you enjoy it?
Man: I stom certainly od. Revy chum so.
Interviewer: And I believe you're working on an anagram version of Shakespeare?
Man: Sey, sey - taht si crreoct, er - ta the mnemot I'm wroking on The Mating of the Wersh.
Interviewer: The Mating of the Wersh? By William Shakespeare?
Man: Nay, by Malliwi Rapesheake.
Interviewer: And what else?
Man: Two Netlemeng of Verona, Twelfth Thing, The Chamrent of Venice.
Interviewer: Have you done Hamlet?
Man: Thamle. Be ot or bot ne ot, tath is the nestquoi.
Interviewer: And what is your next project?
Man: Ring Kichard the Thrid.
Interviewer: I'm sorry?
Man: A shroe! A shroe! My dingkom for a shroe!
Interviewer: Ah, Ring Kichard, yes. But surely that's not an anagram, that's a spoonerism.
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The Anagrammy Forum regulars (or occasional posters):
First we've got Larry Brash. Then there's Tony Crafter, Rosie Perera, Horrid Stretchy Pus (aka Chris Sturdy), David Bourke, Meyran Kraus, Paul Pan, Mike Keith, Dan Fortier, Andrew, Don Rogers, Rick Rothstein, Mike Mesterton-Gibbons, View, aussie battler, ....
We like to invent jovial anagram jokes involving Monty Python, Iraq, George W & Tony, sex, movie and television stars, entertainment, faith, crime victims, memorable verses, inanity, what is in the news (whether newsworthy or not), Christmas, athletics, effeminate minority men, rainy weather, meteorite information, wine, ....
We'll anagram whatever, whenever, however -- i.e., anytime, anywhere, any way we can. One time in the month, we vote on a nominee nominated in the month to give an award to. What a great game, eh? Heh, heh, heh, heh!
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