Anagrammy Placings by Adie Pena in 2007
All the highly-placed anagrams by Adie Pena from the 2007 Anagrammy Awards.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, January 2007:
1st - Adie Pena with:
Mac iTunes =
Neat Music.
RUDE CATEGORY, January 2007:
eq3rd - Adie Pena with:
Testicles here ~
see clits there.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, February 2007:
1st - Adie Pena with:
Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth" documentary =
Oscar-nominated tale unnerving the country.
RUDE CATEGORY, February 2007:
3rd - Adie Pena with:
Boys + Girls =
Orgy + Bliss.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, March 2007:
3rd - Adie Pena with:
What word begins with the letter "F" and ends with "UCK"? =
She'd want nothing bad; settled with "FIRETRUCK." Whew!
RUDE CATEGORY, March 2007:
2nd - Adie Pena with:
Gerbils up one's arse =
Gere's bluer passion.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, April 2007:
3rd - Adie Pena with:
Q: Is Osama bin Laden really still alive? ~
A: Evil Al-Qaedan boss is terminally ill.
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, April 2007:
Eq.3rd - Adie Pena with:
Spring is passing by
Birds weep, and even the eyes
Of fish are tearful
=
Bereaving suffers
Easy, death spawns life, brings hope,
Serendipity.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, May 2007:
1st - Adie Pena with:
"Come to Marlboro Country" =
Cancer, tumor or lobotomy?
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, May 2007:
2nd - Adie Pena with:
Mary Poppins had a grand plan. She retired in San Diego U.S.A., became a classy fortuneteller specializing in toxic breath. ~
She penned an ad in a magazine, plus placed a sign by the terrace door, blaring: "Super California Mystic Expert Halitosis."
LONG CATEGORY, May 2007:
3rd - Adie Pena with:
Clinton was the guest of an African leader who suggested that the former American president play their national game of "African Roulette."
When his sociable host mentioned that it was related to "Russian Roulette," the cocky Clinton meanly asked, "Oh, okay, but isn't this patriotic idiocy dangerous?"
"Ho-ho-ho! Believe me, I..." Before his host could finish his reply, an aide rang a bell and six very haute (and almost nude) women came out. ~
"You can pick any one of these fashionable svelte women to give you oral sex," he told Clinton.
This immediately gained Clinton's attention. "What? I am to snatch any beautiful pussy?!"
He was ready to make his choice, when a thought occurred to him. "But how on earth is this fellatio related to damn Russian Roulette?" the irascible former president asked.
And the gregarious African leader responded, "Alright, one of them is a cannibal."
RUDE CATEGORY, May 2007:
2nd - Adie Pena with:
A penis in shit area ~
is a pain in the arse.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, June 2007:
2nd - Adie Pena with:
Casino + three + ten =
"Ocean's Thirteen".
TOPICAL CATEGORY, June 2007:
2nd - Adie Pena with:
Salman Rushdie is knighted =
Islam and Kurdish seething.
LONG CATEGORY, June 2007:
3rd - Adie Pena with:
A Brit, a Scot and a Filipino, all hopelessly loveless, are in a bar having a drink when this hottest shapely lady comes up to them and says, "Hey! Whoever uses the words LIVER and CHEESE stylishly in a sentence can have gorgeous me for the entire night."
~
The Brit says, "I love LIVER and CHEESE." She replies, "Hmm... banal and trashy; that's not good enough!"
The Scot says, "I hate LIVER and CHEESE." She responds, "That's awkwardly worn, pal... not creative enough!"
Finally, the Filipino says, "Guys, LIVER alone, CHEESE mine!"
RUDE CATEGORY, June 2007:
2nd - Adie Pena with:
A lesbian with a lethal lisp ~
is what I'll label a thespian.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, July 2007:
2nd - Adie Pena with:
U.S. Senator David Bruce Vitter from Louisiana =
Conservative? No, sir! But adulterous, I'm afraid.
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LONG CATEGORY, July 2007:
3rd - Adie Pena with:
A Day In The Life
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, August 2007:
3rd - Adie Pena with:
The new Sinead O'Connor "Theology" CD =
One lady in here who connects to God.
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, September 2007:
3rd - Adie Pena with:
Canada, France, Germany, Italy, Japan, Russia, The United Kingdom and The United States of America =
A Daily Agenda: Apathetic, unfair madmen and fat jackasses gather to undermine tiny countries.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, September 2007:
3rd - Adie Pena with:
The Tiger by Hilaire Belloc
RUDE CATEGORY, September 2007:
1st - Adie Pena with:
Britney Spears' opening act at MTV Awards =
Embarrassing twat in pop dance travesty!
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, October 2007:
2nd - Adie Pena with:
Tim, a precocious child, once asked, "Hi there, Papa! Why are all wedding dresses white?" ~
His daddy was the great wisecracker, replied, "Household appliances come in white!"
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, November 2007:
2nd - Adie Pena with:
Welcome to the Disneyland Paris Resort! =
Its Old Policy: The men wear rodent's ears.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, November 2007:
2nd - Adie Pena with:
Germans Siegfried and Roy =
Gay friends, in some regard.
LONG CATEGORY, November 2007:
2nd - Adie Pena with:
Two prostitutes were riding around with a sign on their car which said: "Two Prostitutes: $69.69."
Seeing the blatant and shameless sign, a cop stopped them and told them to remove it or they would be arrested.
Soon thereafter, another car passed with a "JESUS SAVES" sign.
One of the ladies asked, "How come you don't stop them?"
"Well, that's kinda different," the officer flashed a smile. "Their sign is not on sex but about religion."
~
So the two shattered, sorriest bimbos just took it down without resistance and drove off.
Next day, the same officer of biased mind spotted the two foolish prostitutes driving again around the metropolis with a poster on their car.
Sensing he had an easy arrest, he caught up with the troublesome mademoiselles and he noticed the dauntless pair's latest sign which now read: "Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter: $69.69."
SPECIAL CATEGORY, November 2007:
2nd - Adie Pena with:
The End Of The World
RUDE CATEGORY, November 2007:
2nd - Adie Pena with:
In a flaccid state =
Fact: I can't, ladies!
GENERAL CATEGORY, December 2007:
2nd - Adie Pena with:
Kissing under the mistletoe =
Men sure do like this setting.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, December 2007:
1st - Adie Pena with:
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... =
Images of winter amid this charm.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, December 2007:
3rd - Adie Pena with:
Bhutto assassinated =
Sadness is about that.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, December 2007:
1st - Adie Pena with:
The surrealist painter Salvador Dali =
This Spaniard altered visual art lore.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, December 2007:
3rd - Adie Pena with:
But why are you still running everyday? A handful of experts say that sex and laughter are perfectly good for your heart. ~
Except when your lady partner's found laughing at your severe fat body during sex. Hey, that's really fatal for your heart!
RUDE CATEGORY, December 2007:
3rd - Adie Pena with:
Shaved her pubic hair =
Ah! Deprive a rich bush!
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