Anagrammy Placings by Andrew Brehaut in 2007
All the highly-placed anagrams by Andrew Brehaut from the 2007 Anagrammy Awards.
GENERAL CATEGORY, January 2007:
eq3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Shapely girl =
Largely hips.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, January 2007:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
George 'Dubya' Bush's State of the Union Address =
So, the dud threatens a surge in use of body bags.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, January 2007:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
"Plutoed" is nominated and voted Word of the Year by the American Dialect Society =
Hence, they obviously awarded a dictionary term tied to planet's faced demotion.
LONG CATEGORY, January 2007:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
The Computer Swallowed Grandma
GENERAL CATEGORY, February 2007:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
Three Pyramids of the Giza Necropolis =
Head for Egypt's prime historical zone.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, February 2007:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
The Academy Award for Best Motion Picture =
"My Oscar win, it came about for 'The Departed'."
SPECIAL CATEGORY, February 2007:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
'My Country' by Dorothea Mackellar
GENERAL CATEGORY, March 2007:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
Grieves at ~
grave site.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, March 2007:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
The Lonely Planet's Travel Guide series =
This generates all tips you'll ever need.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, March 2007:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
Israel contains ~
racial tensions.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, March 2007:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
President George W Bush =
We begrudge this person.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, March 2007:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
We, the unwilling victims, being led by those still unknown are now doing the impossible for those who are the ungrateful. ~
Sir, we've been building so much with so little for so long, trend is we're now able to help make anything useful with nothing.
LONG CATEGORY, March 2007:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Sean enters a chemist and asks one of the clerks for some anal deodorant. Bemused, the pharmacy clerk explains the chemist has never stocked any anal deodorant.
Sean insists he bought his last stick of anal deodorant from this very chemist. The clerk passes Sean on to the pharmacist, who explains the store never brought in any such toiletry item.
Sean mentions that he bought his last anal deodorant from this chemist only weeks ago and has done so for several years. The pharmacist asks Sean to bring in his last purchase so that he can try to match the make.
The following day, he grabs the deodorant and returns to the chemist and shows the deodorant to the pharmacist. The pharmacist inquires why Sean believes it is an anal deodorant, as it is identical to the underarm stick variety.
Sean shows him the instructions on the reverse side of the label, which instructs, "Push up bottom to use."
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At the Shamrock Pub, Sean stumbles up and accosts the only other patron and asks if he can quench his thirst.
"Thanks," replies the man.
Sean asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," he replies.
Shocked, Sean shouts: "Shoot, I'm from Ireland! Let's have a second shot to Ireland."
"Hurrah," replies the other man.
Sean asks, "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"I'm from Dublin," comes the reply.
"Shivers, that's rich! I can't believe it," says Sean astonished, "I'm from Dublin too! Christ! Let's have another toast to that city."
"To the city!," toasts the second man.
Sean asks: "What school did you attend?"
"St Pat's," avows the second man.
"Christ's in heaven! That's incredible!," Sean chokes excitedly. "I also went to St Pat's! Have a third tasty shot?"
"Yes", nods the man.
At that time one of the pub regulars comes in and accosts the bartender.
"What's been going on?" he asks.
"Ah, nothing much extra," he replies. "The dastard O'Toole twins are drinking together again!"
SPECIAL CATEGORY, March 2007:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Seven Haikus Anagrammed
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, April 2007:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End =
Debonair Sparrow fancied the battles.
LONG CATEGORY, April 2007:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
The Dash by Linda Ellis
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, June 2007:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Vladimir Putin, George Bush and Tony Blair =
Main Soviet, blurry dope and laughing Brit.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, June 2007:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
"The Social Norm of Leaving the Toilet Seat Down: A Game Theoretic Analysis" =
FORMAL NOTICE: Actively aiming that wee shot on the loo seat angers ladies.
LONG CATEGORY, June 2007:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
An Englishman walks into his local pub with a cat and an emu by his side.
When he gets into the bar he orders a pint of lager for himself, a soft drink for the big emu and a drink of gin and tonic for the cat.
As the barmaid reaches her hand out for the money, the cat starts yelling, "Hey, you! Give him the check and get me another drink of gin and tonic!"
This goes on a few rounds. The barmaid, wondering what the heck is going on, approaches the man and asks him.
"I don't think you'll ever believe me," he says, sadly. "But you're sure to get a laugh out of this story anyway."
"I was out taking my dog for a little walk this morning when I found this little genie stuck in a huge cobweb. I helped him out and cleaned all of the gunky cobwebs off him. Before he disappeared into a puff of thin air, he granted me my wish."
"And what was your wish?" asked the barmaid.
"I asked for a bird with very long legs and a tight little pussy."
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Two mates are out playing a golf match at Buckingham when, whilst halfway up the twelfth fairway, one asked his friend if he had a light.
"I sure do," and brings out a new twelve inch phallic Bic lighter.
"Wow!" said his friend, "Where'd you get that?"
"From my genie."
"You have your own genie?" he asked.
"Yeah, right here in my bag."
"Can I see him?"
He opens his tartan golf bag and a ratty genie sprang loose.
The friend says, "Hi, can you grant me a wish?"
"No problem," retorted the genie.
The man asks for million bucks. The genie hops back off into the bag and, agitated, the man waits on his return.
Suddenly, the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard.
Dumbfounded, the friend affronts his mate, "But I asked for a million bucks not ducks!"
His mate hoots, "Oops, I forgot to tell you something important - his drawback. He's hard at hearing. Do you really think that I wanted a twelve inch Bic?"
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, July 2007:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Heartless actor Clark Gable eyed ~
the adorable actress Grace Kelly.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, July 2007:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Middle Eastern countries =
Elections? Murder instead!
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, July 2007:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
West Holland =
The lowlands.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, July 2007:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change one light bulb?" =
"One, but this sick light has to want to embody change!" is a reply.
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, July 2007:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
The New Seven Wonders of the World
1. Brazil's Statue of Christ Redeemer
2. Peru's Machu Picchu
3. Mexico's Chichen Itza pyramid
4. The Great Wall of China
5. Jordan's Petra
6. The Colosseum in Rome
7. India's Taj Mahal
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Meet Seven Famous Heads
1. Exotic Mahatma Ghandi
2. Sacred Jesus Christ
3. Compact Friedrich Nietzsche
4. War-wooer Adolf Hitler
5. Armoured Winston Churchill
6. Smart Albert Einstein
7. Wheezy Pope John Paul
SPECIAL CATEGORY, July 2007:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
Inauguration Speech by George Bush
GENERAL CATEGORY, August 2007:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
A plea of temporary insanity =
Attorney: "I apply for amnesia."
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, August 2007:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
These Boots are Made for Walkin' =
Footwearin' dame trashes bloke.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, August 2007:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
Charles, The Prince of Wales =
Aware of the Spencer's chill.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, August 2007:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for youÑask what you can do for your country. =
Famous Kennedy shouts out a corny (or cocky) outcry for loyalty to charm a wayward and worn US of A union.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, September 2007:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Germanic physicist Albert Einstein =
Elite brainy scientist phrasing e=mc...
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, September 2007:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Marathon, Greece =
Oh, great men race.
LONG CATEGORY, October 2007:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Osama's Inter-Cave Memo
From: Bin Laden, Osama
Sent: Monday
To: Cavemates
Subject: The Cave
Hi guys. We've all been putting in really long hours but we've really come together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says "There is no I in team" as well as the one that says "Hang In There, Baby." That cat is outrageously hilarious. However, while we are fighting a very difficult jihad, we cannot forget to take care of the cave. And frankly I have a few big concerns with that.
First of all, while it's necessary to be extremely concerned about the US Pigs murderous cruise missile, we should be even more wary about the terribly scary scorpions in the cave. Yeah, you really don't want to be stung by one of those and neither do I so we need to sweep the cave daily.
I've posted a duty sign up poster near the main cave opening.
Second, it's not often I make a damn television address but when I do,
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I'm trying to scare the most powerful, mean and evil country on earth? That means that whenever we're busy taping a scene in the cave, please cease riding your scooters in the cave's background. Just while we're taping.
Thirdly, and it's a very touchy one. As you know, by edict, we're not supposed to shave our lovely beards. But, in essence, I need everyone to just think about hygiene, especially after cabbage soup at meals. Everyone's in this together.
Fourth item: food. I bought a bag of Cheese Twisties recently with a label "Osama" on the front, and I placed it on the top shelf of the annexe. Now, my Cheese Twisties are gone.
Shivers! Consideration. That's all I'm suggesting.
Lastly, we've vaguely heard that there may be an American envoy in disguise trying to infiltrate our cave. We want to set up cave patrols to look for them. First on will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Abbah, and Richard.
A vow of death to US infidels
Osama
RUDE CATEGORY, October 2007:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
A silent fart =
An art itself!
GENERAL CATEGORY, November 2007:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
British Telecom Company's customer service line. =
Mercy! Victim's ear is sore but no client help comes!
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, November 2007:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
The Spice Girls reunion =
This "reopening" is cruel.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, November 2007:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
Hillary for President =
Her friends payroll it.
LONG CATEGORY, November 2007:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Our BBC values:
Trust is the foundation of the BBC: we are independent, impartial and honest.
Audiences are at the heart of everything we do.
We take pride in delivering quality and value for money.
Creativity is the lifeblood of our organisation.
We respect each other and celebrate our diversity so that everyone can give their best.
We are one BBC: great things happen when we work together.
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Their real values
They want to:
Encourage residents viewing any tired Australian whoopee like Neighbours and Home and Away
Create a quota of other British claptrap that no-one ever watches
Ensure everyone pays the dicky BBC one huge price for their ineptitude
Delegate new lords to serve within the BBC board
Rave about the intended benefits of converting from freeview to digital
TOPICAL CATEGORY, December 2007:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Ms Bhutto's ~
tomb shuts.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, December 2007:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
The Canary Islands ~
certainly has sand!
SPECIAL CATEGORY, December 2007:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
The Night Before Christmas
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