Anagrammy Placings by Andrew Brehaut in 2008
All the highly-placed anagrams by Andrew Brehaut from the 2008 Anagrammy Awards.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, January 2008:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
William Shakespeare's "The Tempest" =
Will's theme is "Sea keeps them apart!"
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, January 2008:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
The Democrat Senator Barack Hussein Obama =
A rare, honest American asked to combat Bush.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, January 2008:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
The tight Scotsman: ~
"That thing costs me!"
SPECIAL CATEGORY, January 2008:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Material Girl
GENERAL CATEGORY, February 2008:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
A Monday morning =
Man in angry mood.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, February 2008:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
The Venus de Milo sculpture from Ancient Greece =
Item's got centre place in French Musee du Louvre.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, February 2008:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
France's Arc de Triomphe =
Charmed centre of Paris.
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, February 2008:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
The funny little groundhog
Digs a home in the fall,
And hides there all winter
Rolled up in a ball.
On February second
He comes out of there
To look at the sky
And to sniff the air.
=
Dear Old Man Winter,
Time is nigh likely to ease your harsh hold
On this one little plug of turf
And assign the unbearable and lonely cold
To the other end of the Earth.
Fuck off!
SPECIAL CATEGORY, February 2008:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
The Lady of Shalott
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, March 2008:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
The fiction novel writer Arthur C Clarke passed on at ninety years of age =
A Space Odyssey inventor left within a racing rocket to lunar hereafter.
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, March 2008:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
The first Sunday after the first full moon on or after the vernal equinox. =
Fervent annual rerun of thorny lord's hit quest to affix himself to a tree!
TOPICAL CATEGORY, April 2008:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
Charlton Heston is dead =
The old actor ends in ash.
LONG CATEGORY, April 2008:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.
The Father said, "Good mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer husband Paddy two years back?"
She replied, "Aye, that you did, Father."
The Father asked, "And be there any wee little tyke Donovans?"
She replied, "No, not yet, Father."
The Father said, "Well, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for ye."
She replied, "Oh, thank you, Father."
Some years later they met again. The Father asked, "Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?"
She replied, "Very well, Father!"
The Father asked, "And have ye any wee tykes Donovans yet?"
She replied, "Yes, Father! Five sets of triplets and six singles - four that be little boys!"
The Father said, "Wonderful! How is yer husband Paddy doin'?"
She replied, "He's going to Rome to blow out your bloody candle."
=
Into a Derry pub foyer comes poor Paddy O'Feeny, looking like he's been remodelled by a lorry. Both his arms are in a sling, his front teeth are broken, the side of his head is cut red and he's walking with a limp.
"What on earth happened to ye?" asks Sean..
"The foul crook Steely Donovan and me had a wee row," glowers Paddy forlornly.
"That rotten ferret, Donovan," frowns Sean, "Yet he couldn't do that to ye, he must have had something here in his hand."
"That, the low, rotten ferret did," retorts Paddy wryly, "an extremely hefty axe were what he had, and a terrible greetin' he gave me with it."
"Well," says Sean, "ye should've defended yeself, didn't ye have something in ye hand to defend yeself with?"
"Aye, that I did," reveals Paddy frankly. "Mrs Steely Donovan's roselike naked left breast, and a wee trophy of natural beauty it was, but wholly useless in a fight."
RUDE CATEGORY, April 2008:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
Childhood sweetheart =
We did her at the school.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, May 2008:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
General Hospital =
Real healing spot.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, May 2008:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Falls Road =
Sad for all
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, May 2008:
Eq1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
THE ELEPHANT
Hilaire Belloc
When people call this beast to mind,
They marvel more and more
At such a little tail behind,
So large a trunk before.
=
The Sardine
Andrew Brehaut
Like all the local, small school here
I can't sob or move a fin
Let me breathe. Be a little dear.
Help open up my tight tin.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, June 2008:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
The Other Boleyn Girl =
Henry got to libel her.
GENERAL CATEGORY, July 2008:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
Macro lens =
Closer, man!
SPECIAL CATEGORY, July 2008:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
An anagram crossword puzzle.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, August 2008:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Sitcom "Desperate Housewives" =
Waste time over such episodes.
GENERAL CATEGORY, October 2008:
eq2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Overwound bankers =
Nervous breakdown
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, October 2008:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
Rodgers and Hammerstein hit musical "The Sound of Music" =
Fond Miss teaches smug Austrian children to hum "Do Re Mi"
GENERAL CATEGORY, November 2008:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Man steps on the Moon =
One 'snapshot' moment!
TOPICAL CATEGORY, November 2008:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
US presidential campaigns =
Pleasing stupid Americans.
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