Anagrammy Placings by David Bourke in 2008
All the highly-placed anagrams by David Bourke from the 2008 Anagrammy Awards.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, January 2008:
1st - David Bourke with:
Britney Spears loses the custody of her two children =
Total psycho-witch, she surrenders boys to Federline.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, January 2008:
2nd - David Bourke with:
The Illinois Democrat senator, Barack Hussein Obama =
A black icon has ideas to terminate serial moron Bush.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, February 2008:
1st - David Bourke with:
The National Society of Allied and Independent Funeral Directors =
One-and-only deal: Collect dead one, stuff it in hearse, and inter it. RIP.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, March 2008:
2nd - David Bourke with:
Baroness Margaret Hilda Thatcher leaves hospital =
Heartless old hag has a heart implant, recovers a bit.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, March 2008:
3rd - David Bourke with:
Queen's guitarist Brian May =
I'm a brainy quartet's genius!
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, March 2008:
2nd - David Bourke with:
General, Entertainment, Topical, Peoples Names, Other Names, Medium, Challenge, Long, Special and Rude =
Sheer Nonsense, Name-Calling, Generated-on-Computer, Tedium, Appalling, Real Lame, and Complete Shite.
LONG CATEGORY, April 2008:
3rd - David Bourke with:
1. Meyran Kraus
2. Tony Crafter
3. Andrew Brehaut
4. David Bourke
5. Ellie Dent
6. Rick Rothstein
7. Rosie Perera
8. Scott Gardner
9. Richard Grantham
10. Adie Pena
11. Larry Brash
12. Christopher Sturdy
13. View
14. Neil Ramsay
15. Toby Gottfried
16. Paul Pan
17. Mike Keith
18. Adrian Hickford
19. Jesse Frankovich
20. Zoran Radisavlevic
=
1. Jew respects
2. Wit of a banker
3. Chunderer
4. Rochester retard
5. A dignified dear
6. Barmitzvah boy
7. The lady vicar
8. Ordinary
9. Antipode
10. Rotund Filipino
11. Shrink
12. Pustastic!
13. Another Israeli
14. Husband? Och aye!
15. Virtual introvert
16. Greek firecracker
17. Math yank
18. Alpha merrymaker
19. Gross nerd
20. Dark Slav
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, June 2008:
3rd - David Bourke with:
The fashion designer Yves Saint Laurent =
End of the stylish genius, ever an artisan.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, July 2008:
2nd - David Bourke with:
The tennis player Rafael Nadal =
A really neat Spain left-hander!
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, August 2008:
3rd - David Bourke with:
The President of the United States of America, Barack Hussein Obama =
After that demented sonofabitch Bush is out, a peacemaker is arisen!
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, September 2008:
1st - David Bourke with:
The Republicans' American presidential candidates =
McCain and Palin unite - a predictable sheer disaster!
RUDE CATEGORY, September 2008:
1st - David Bourke with:
An erect phallus =
A prelate's lunch.
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, October 2008:
3rd - David Bourke with:
Who will be elected as the forty-fourth President of the United States of America? =
No difference to me. At least Bush is out, hyperfast...farewell to the wretched idiot!
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, November 2008:
1st - David Bourke with:
Newcastle University =
Lectures invite yawns
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, December 2008:
2nd - David Bourke with:
The outgoing President of the United States of America, George Walker Bush =
Guess *I'd* like to throw a shoe at the stupid bugger. An offence? Interrogate me!
LONG CATEGORY, December 2008:
3rd - David Bourke with:
Donald Rumsfeld, United States Secretary of Defense, is giving President
George W. Bush his daily White House war briefing. He speaks for twenty
minutes, and he concludes by saying: "I regret to have to break this very
unfortunate news to you...I have just received a message that yesterday
three Brazilian support personnel deployed in Helmand, southern Afghanistan,
were attacked and killed in action, following ferocious fighting and an explosion
at an American forces checkpoint. They stood no chance at all."
"What the heck? Oh, hell no!" President Bush gasped, horrified. "Oh god,
how awful! How wicked! That's absolutely terrible! Why, ahm appalled...
truly devastated! Poor guys!"
The President's people just sit in the corners and watch helplessly, shocked at
his uncharacteristic display of emotion. The choked President sits practically
motionless, with his head buried in his hands, as though deep in thought.
However, after about fifteen minutes of this, a tearful President Bush finally looks
back up, and he says to the Secretary of Defense, "Yo, Don! So, smart Alec!
Tell me...how many actually IS a brazillion?"
=
The United States Vice-President, Richard B. Cheney, gets
an urgent telephone call from the president, George W. Bush.
"Yo, Dick, y'all!" says Bush, "...ahm afraid ah've got me a little
bit of a problem, can ya'll come around now?"
"Why, sir? What's up, sir?" replies Cheney.
"Well, ya know ya'll told me that ah should keep mahself nice
and busy when in the Oval Office?"
"Yessir...now that I sure did, sir!"
"...so ah did like ya'll said, and ah went and got me this little jigsaw
puzzle, but for the life of me now, ah can't fit none of the pieces
together, and neither can ah find any of the dang edges at all."
"And could I ask what it's supposed to be a picture of, sir?" says Cheney.
"It's supposed to be a big old rooster" replies the American president.
"Alright, sir..." sighs Cheney, wearily. "...I'll come around to you right
now and have a look at it for you, sir!". He then leaves his office and
rushes over to the Oval, where President Bush is sat, pointing at the desk,
with a frustrated expression on his face. Cheney glances at the hundreds
of pieces on the desk, and turns to President Bush and says, "For crying
out loud, sir! Why don't you just put all them Cornflakes back into the packet?"
SPECIAL CATEGORY, December 2008:
3rd - David Bourke with:
The Night Before Christmas
RUDE CATEGORY, December 2008:
eq2nd - David Bourke with:
A shorter penis =
Another pisser!
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