Anagrammy Placings by Rosie Perera in 2009
All the highly-placed anagrams by Rosie Perera from the 2009 Anagrammy Awards.
GENERAL CATEGORY, January 2009:
3rd - Rosie Perera with:
Genetically modified organisms =
A farm site is meddling in ecology.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, January 2009:
3rd - Rosie Perera with:
Ledger now belongs in ~
Golden Globe winners.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, January 2009:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
The Central African Republic =
Interracial place, but French.
LONG CATEGORY, January 2009:
2nd - Rosie Perera with:
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the good Lord appeared and asked, 'O my dear child, why do you cry? Why are you so upset?' The seamstress replied, 'O Lord, can you help me?' and announced that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it so she could sew for her husband to help him make a living for their family of four. However she did not know how to swim. The good Lord, ever understanding, dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a beautiful golden thimble set with fancy sapphires.
'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked The seamstress replied, 'No.'
The good Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded with particularly interesting and beautiful rubies.
'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, 'No.'
The Lord reached down again and came up with a very plain leather thimble.
'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked.
The seamstress replied, 'Yes.'
The Lord was pleased with the womanÕs honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep for herself, and the seamstress went home very happy to tell her husband all about it.
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Some years later, the shrewd seamstress was strolling with her twelfth husband along the riverbank, and her plump, stiff, blind, droll, dullard, screwball husband tripped (thump!), plopped into the dreaded river (splash!), and disappeared under the hellish waterÕs depth. When she cried out in shrill throbs, the Lord again appeared and asked her, 'Why are you crying?' She shrieked, 'Lord, help me! My husband has fallen into the river!'
The Lord knelt down in the depth and came up with George Clooney. 'Is this your husband?' he asked.
'Yes,' cried the seamstress.
The Lord was furious. 'That is a lie!'
The determined seamstress replied, 'Please forgive me. It is a little misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with the blond dearie, Brad Pitt.
Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband Ben with the metal teeth. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. IÕm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of them all, so THATÕs why I premeditated and said 'yes' to the wet George Clooney there.
And so the Lord let her keep him. (The thrill!)
The moral of this story is:
Whenever a woman lies, itÕs for a good reason!
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, February 2009:
3rd - Rosie Perera with:
Voltaire: Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination =
Love is a brave, devoted husband, maintaining our family and career in sobriety.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, March 2009:
2nd - Rosie Perera with:
The banking crisis =
Rethinking basics.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, March 2009:
eq2nd - Rosie Perera with:
Burmese pythons released in the Everglades threaten Florida Keys =
Ah, enormous snakes eat everything: birds, pets, the elderly... Flee, dear!
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, May 2009:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
Miss California's breast implants funded by pageant=
And it seems super big tits and small brain can pay off.
GENERAL CATEGORY, July 2009:
3rd - Rosie Perera with:
Social networking =
I know girls at once.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, July 2009:
2nd - Rosie Perera with:
Walter Cronkite =
Relic at network.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, July 2009:
3rd - Rosie Perera with:
The San Francisco Zoo's same sex penguin couple Harry and Pepper splits up =
Such gay partnerships in nests perplex, amaze, confound us prosaic people.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, August 2009:
Eq3rd - Rosie Perera with:
Pharmaceutical Research and Manufacturers of America =
I'm a real fat cat. A rapid cure can sure earn much cash for me.
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, August 2009:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." =
Oh, that penman's unbroken personal cranial brilliance is seen in an equivalent, though briefer, familiar axiom: "Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it."
GENERAL CATEGORY, September 2009:
2nd - Rosie Perera with:
The airbrushing of models and celebrities =
Get rid of acne or this undesirable blemish.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, September 2009:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
Back-to-school sales =
A class book, clothes,...
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, September 2009:
3rd - Rosie Perera with:
The Mount Wilson Observatory, Pasadena =
Pay to view moon and solar bursts. Neat, eh?
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, December 2009:
3rd - Rosie Perera with:
United Nations Climate Change Conference in Copenhagen =
Announcing one nice chance to mend planet's ice-heat grief.
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