Anagrammy Placings by Adie Pena in 2010
All the highly-placed anagrams by Adie Pena from the 2010 Anagrammy Awards.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, January 2010:
eq3rd - Adie Pena with:
The Leno and O'Brien fiasco =
NBC retained a foolish one!
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, January 2010:
3rd - Adie Pena with:
Gustave's Eiffel Tower (Paris, France) ~
offers rapt guests a fine, clear view!
GENERAL CATEGORY, February 2010:
1st - Adie Pena with:
Solitary confinement =
Myself. No interaction.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, February 2010:
1st - Adie Pena with:
The Top Three Richest People in the World:
Warren E. Buffet,
Carlos Slim Helu,
and William Gates III
=
Billionaires:
I'm the Super Capitalist,
the New Upright Fellow,
and the Microsoft Wheeler-Dealer.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, February 2010:
3rd - Adie Pena with:
Since My Valentine Got A Computer
TOPICAL CATEGORY, March 2010:
Eq3rd - Adie Pena with:
Paedophiliac priests =
Pope: "It is a child's rape!"
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, March 2010:
1st - Adie Pena with:
The U.S. film director Kathryn Bigelow =
"The Hurt Locker" wins big time for lady!
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, March 2010:
2nd - Adie Pena with:
THE WORLD'S FIVE DEADLIEST SNAKES*
1. Fierce
2. King Brown
3. Papuan Taipan
4. Mainland Tiger
5. Eastern Tiger =
PICKING PEOPLE SEEN AS WORST EVER, GUARANTEED:
1. Stalin
2. A. Hitler
3. Idi Amin
4. Dr. Frankenstein
5. A daft G. W. B.
LONG CATEGORY, March 2010:
2nd - Adie Pena with:
RECIPE FOR PEACE
1 Statement of Open Honesty
1 Prayer of Serenity
5 1/4 Cups Kindheartedness
1 Yesterday's Sincere Love
1 Reverence
1 Tsp. Restraint
1 Atonement
A Dash of Terrorist-Free Hope
1 1/3 Cups Reforestation
0 Threats to Nature
0 Disease
Stir. Refrigerate. Eat.
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RECIPE FOR DISASTER
1 President
1 Vice-President
1 Speaker of the House
1 President Pro Tempore of the Senate
1 Secretary of State
1 Secretary of the Treasury
1 Secretary of Defense
1 Attorney General
100 Senators
435 Representatives
...to run this American nation.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, April 2010:
1st - Adie Pena with:
The U.S. President Obama =
I'm not a desperate Bush!
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, April 2010:
2nd - Adie Pena with:
"But Guy's heart slept under the violets on Muriel's grave." (from Edith Wharton's "April Showers")=
Unsung promises
That we hold so dear,
Through many bitter hurts
A first love will persevere.
LONG CATEGORY, April 2010:
3rd - Adie Pena with:
TOP TEN BUSHISMS: The Stupidest Things The Former U.S. President George W. Bush Has Ever Said
10. "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."
9. "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
8. "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft."
7. "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
6. "You work three jobs? É Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." [to a divorced mother of 3]
5. "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
4. "They misunderestimated me."
3. "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"
2. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
1. "There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."
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TEN OF THE MOST HUMOROUS APRIL FOOL'S DAY HOAXES
- Thanks to the rarity of an enemy (i.e., the spaghetti weevil), Swiss farmers had huge spaghetti crops.
- I see a rookie who pitches at 276.8 km/hour; joins New York Mets.
- A B-and-W set to receive transmissions in color with a nylon stocking over the screen.
- Yesterday, Taco Bell hinted that it bought the Liberty Bell! (Woo-hoo!)
- San Serriffe, a country in the Indian Ocean of many semicolon-shaped islands.
- Do you remember his roguery? An effete, odious Nixon (so, they see your same untrustworthy NOSE!) to run for president again with a new recommended slogan: "I did not do anything wrong, and I won't do it again." (My eye!)
- Southern state initiates the transmutation of pi from 3.14159 to a 'Biblical value' of 3.0.
- Burger King introduces a 'Left-Handed Whopper' for the numerous southpaws in our U.S. nation. (Tee-hee!)
- An eyewitness found a new squirmy genus: The hotheaded naked ice borer!
- Unique moon event causes a remote gravitational alignment; reduces the Earth's gravity.
RUDE CATEGORY, April 2010:
2nd - Adie Pena with:
No broad liked ~
a broken dildo.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, May 2010:
2nd - Adie Pena with:
Meg Ryan's famous role in 'When Harry Met Sally' =
Her orgasm? She was momentarily really funny!
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, May 2010:
3rd - Adie Pena with:
[One] "Hot Summer in the Bahamas"
[Two] "Nascent Harvest by Autumn"
[Three] "The Hoary Winter" to...
[Four] "Cheery Hopes of Spring"
=
"The seasons are what a symphony ought to be: four perfect movements in harmony with each other." [Arthur Rubenstein]
LONG CATEGORY, May 2010:
3rd - Adie Pena with:
TOP TEN MOST DANGEROUS DOG BREEDS
10. Dalmatians: Terribly unmanageable.
9. Boxers: "Hard-to-train" ungentle puppy.
8. Presa Canarios: Frigging fearless!
7. Chow Chows: Unsafe if ill-bred.
6. Doberman Pinschers: Madness! Grr. Highly hostile when angered.
5. Alaskan Malamutes: Hmm... Drudgery? Bored? Turns jumpy, harmful, damaging.
4. Huskies: Me? The big deadly biter.
3. German Shepherds: Brazenly fearless, mean and bold.
2. Rottweilers: Hostile due to territorial instincts.
1. Pit Bulls: Take on any opponent. HELP! Remember, locks killer jaws on jugular.
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TOP TEN MOST UNUSUAL CELEBRITY PET NAMES
10. Rachel Bilson's mixed-breed pup: Thurmen Murmen.
9. Ben Stein's shorthaired German pointer: Brigitte Bar-Dog
8. Adam Sandler's English bulldog: Matzoball
7. Selma Blair's one-eyed dog: Wink
6. Audrey Hepburn's Yorkshire Terrier: Mr. Famous
5. Martha Stewart's chow: Genghis Khan
4. Tori Spelling's pug: Mimi LaRue
3. Joss Stone's poodle: Dusty Springfield
2. Jake Gyllenhaal's German Shepherd and Puggle: Atticus Finch and Boo Radley
1. Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck's yellow Labrador: Martha Stewart
RUDE CATEGORY, May 2010:
2nd - Adie Pena with:
Want enticing pleasure? =
Large penis in a wet cunt!
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, July 2010:
1st - Adie Pena with:
The assassin Lee Harvey Oswald =
Analyses revealed shot was his.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, July 2010:
2nd - Adie Pena with:
The Top Three Religions In The World Are:
1. Christianity,
2. Islam, and
3. Hinduism
=
Similar High Opiates:
1. Written Theism,
2. Enshrined Doctrine, and
3. Holy Ritual.
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, July 2010:
3rd - Adie Pena with:
An unhappy large-eared Charles has often thought about that nose of hag Camilla: ~
"Though all her parts be not in th' usual place, She hath yet an anagram of a good face."
LONG CATEGORY, July 2010:
3rd - Adie Pena with:
All Of The Top Ten Active Forum Personnel*
1. A lexicon-loving lass Rosie
2. A splendid jewel Dharam
3. A fledgeling Adie Pena
4. A fine old Brit dad Tony Crafter
5. An engaging View
6. A boozing sot David Bourke
7. An apt, exceptional Meyran Kraus
8. A fun fellow Chris Sturdy
9. A selfless Larry Brash
10. A pleasant M. Mesterton-Gibbons
=
Ten Alternative Uses for a World Cup Vuvuzela**
by Mad Dog and Glory
1. Flowerpot
2. Fake leg for a Long John Silver Fancy Dress Party
3. Spare Table Leg
4. Baseball Bat
5. Drinking Implement
6. An Old Fashioned Hearing Aid
7. An Extra Arm Extension
8. Telescope
9. Blow Dart for use in Political Assassinations
10. Deafening Machine
SPECIAL CATEGORY, July 2010:
3rd - Adie Pena with:
July - Hilaire Belloc
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, August 2010:
2nd - Adie Pena with:
Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs:
1. Self-Actualization
2. Esteem
3. Love and Belonging
4. Safety Needs
5. Physiological Needs =
Man's Lifestyle Needs:
1. Gee, a Wife!
2. Lunch/Dinner Dates
3. Glasses of Alcohol
4. Playboy Magazine's Hot Videos
5. Erection
RUDE CATEGORY, August 2010:
1st - Adie Pena with:
Natural bodily functions =
I'd continually fart on bus.
LONG CATEGORY, September 2010:
2nd - Adie Pena with:
Top 10 Female Erogenous Zones
10. Inner Thighs
9. Behind the Knees
8. Buttocks
7. Nape of the Neck
6. Ears
5. Feet
4. Wrists
3. Breasts (Nipples)
2. Vagina/Clitoris
1. Lips
=
Top 10 Male Passion Zones
1. 'Batons'
2. The 'Big Bone'
3. Cocks
4. The 'Fun Frankfurters'
5. The 'Little Soldiers'
6. Peckers
7. Penises (Again!)
8. The 'Thing'
9. Vipers
10. Weenies
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, October 2010:
2nd - Adie Pena with:
"The anagram is one of the greatest follies of the human spirit; one must be foolish to enjoy them and worse than foolish to create them." (Quote by G.J. Hecart)
=
ANAGRAMS?
Not for those fools who object
And the
Gloomy; but I choose the fine
Ripe
Anagrammatist, the
Merry, the jestful, the
Sane, the quiet ones. Oh, to life!
LONG CATEGORY, October 2010:
3rd - Adie Pena with:
Castration [refer to book on spaying or neutering or fixing] is any foolproof action, surgical or chemical treatment, by which a male loses the functions of his testicles for life. Fact: To prevent or minimize erections, eunuchs or "ball-less fellows" have performed as gentlemanlike people, from the best harem servants to old guardians of big-boobed bombshells.
=
The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball, for maintenance level employees it's bowling, for front-line workers it's football, for middle management it's tennis, for supervisors it's baseball, and the sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is golf. The amazing conclusion is the higher you go in management, the smaller your balls become.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, November 2010:
3rd - Adie Pena with:
The Transportation Security Administration ~
insist to scan my nude interior at that airport!
LONG CATEGORY, November 2010:
eq3rd - Adie Pena with:
TOP 10 THANKSGIVING MOVIES EVER!
1. Home for the Holidays
2. The Ice Storm
3. The Daytrippers
4. Scent of a Woman
5. Planes, Trains and Automobiles
6. Pieces of April
7. Avalon
8. Alice's Restaurant
9. The House of Yes
10. Miracle on 34th Street
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TOP 10 TURKEYS EVER!
1. The Lavatory
2. I Remember Serotonin
3. Fittest America
4. Spaceship Sassenach
5. Movie 43: Untitled Comedy
6. Passion for Oil
7. Vampires of Washington D.C.
8. Lethal Shoe
9. That Southern Fool
10. Teenage Sarah Palin
RUDE CATEGORY, November 2010:
3rd - Adie Pena with:
Sixteen Going on Seventeen =
Got intense sex one evening.
GENERAL CATEGORY, December 2010:
2nd - Adie Pena with:
Cold weather =
Read the low °C.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, December 2010:
eq3rd - Adie Pena with:
Mary Shelley's Victor Frankenstein ~
clearly invents his freaky monster!
TOPICAL CATEGORY, December 2010:
3rd - Adie Pena with:
United Nations: Cholera epidemic threatens =
A concerned team help out residents in Haiti.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, December 2010:
2nd - Adie Pena with:
Niagara Falls in New York, United States =
It is known as a great and really fun site.
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