Anagrammy Placings by David Bourke in 2010
All the highly-placed anagrams by David Bourke from the 2010 Anagrammy Awards.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, January 2010:
1st - David Bourke with:
Obese passengers to be charged double to fly with Air France =
Sarah Ferguson got considerably clobbered with a steep fee!
RUDE CATEGORY, January 2010:
3rd - David Bourke with:
The Remington lady's electric shaver =
It is clear...her snatch gently removed!
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, February 2010:
2nd - David Bourke with:
Singer Lady Gaga =
Already sagging!
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, February 2010:
1st - David Bourke with:
Waitrose Cashmere Toilet Paper =
There to wipe a most special rear!
RUDE CATEGORY, February 2010:
1st - David Bourke with:
TENA ladies' incontinence pads ~
contain and seal pee incidents.
GENERAL CATEGORY, March 2010:
3rd - David Bourke with:
A memorial stone: ~
"No more time, alas!"
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, April 2010:
2nd - David Bourke with:
The Liberal Democrats' manifesto =
"Hot damn! Let's fabricate more lies!"
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, April 2010:
2nd - David Bourke with:
The golfer Tiger Woods finishes in fourth place at the Masters in Augusta =
It's a par first game round though...seeing he was a little stiff on the course!
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, May 2010:
3rd - David Bourke with:
Corporal Clegg had a medal too
In orange, red and blue
He found it in the zoo
Corporal Clegg received his medal in a dream
From her Majesty the Queen
His boots were very clean
(Pink Floyd) =
A Dark Day for Civic Freedom
Hallelujah! Gordon Brown PM, he quit!
Crushed, generally, thirteen years of sleaze!
A hodge-podge LibDem-Con coalition?
Another mediocre government? Please!
RUDE CATEGORY, May 2010:
3rd - David Bourke with:
A warped imagination =
Man awaiting a period!
TOPICAL CATEGORY, June 2010:
1st - David Bourke with:
The coastline of Florida and Louisiana =
The fauna, flora and soil is coated in oil.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, June 2010:
1st - David Bourke with:
The World Cup football competition in South Africa =
To ruin it, blow off a loud, totemic, cheap plastic horn!
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, June 2010:
1st - David Bourke with:
How to permanently silence the incessant droning of a vuvuzela horn =
Shove the thing into any convenient zulu fellow's rear, and scamper on!
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, June 2010:
3rd - David Bourke with:
It's time for our quadrennial fixation;
With amazing judgement (or dumb luck),
Choose your favourite football nation
To predict the winners of the World Cup.
=
Look, I don't care a jot who wins, I'm afraid
...but quit blowing the confounded monotone
plastic trumpets for throughout a fixture...unreal!
I feel I'm driven crazy!
RUDE CATEGORY, July 2010:
1st - David Bourke with:
A cunt often has ~
a stench of tuna
LONG CATEGORY, September 2010:
3rd - David Bourke with:
A vicar checked himself into a hotel, and he said to the clerk in the reception, "I do so hope that the pornography channels up in my bedroom are disabled."
=
The chap replied, shaking his head, "No cripple videos, no chance! It's the more normal, able-bodied hardcore type instead. To think you're a man of the cloth!"
SPECIAL CATEGORY, September 2010:
eq2nd - David Bourke with:
You were Spain
RUDE CATEGORY, September 2010:
1st - David Bourke with:
Fingered up the arsehole =
For heightened pleasure!
GENERAL CATEGORY, October 2010:
1st - David Bourke with:
Strict vegetarianism =
Craving meat? Resist it!
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, October 2010:
3rd - David Bourke with:
The United States of America's foreign policy =
It's "Create a fuss, go in, empty it of oil, and cheer!"
RUDE CATEGORY, November 2010:
1st - David Bourke with:
She ruined ~
her undies!
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, December 2010:
2nd - David Bourke with:
The weather conditions across the United Kingdom =
Most ignored the radio...stuck in the snow and the ice!
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