Anagrammy Placings by Andrew Brehaut
All the highly-placed anagrams by Andrew Brehaut from the Anagrammy Awards.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, September 2003:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Britney Spears =
In pert bras? Yes!
GENERAL CATEGORY, May 2006:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
A watched pot never boils =
Observe the cold pan....wait!
AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE CATEGORY, June 2006:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
The World Cup Finals in Germany=
Germans would play French in it.
GENERAL CATEGORY, July 2006:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
Metamorphosis =
Promises a moth.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, July 2006:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
The immortal shower scene in Psycho =
She's in the motel, chap comes in. Worry!
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, July 2006:
eq3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
German Measles ‡
A nameless germ
RUDE CATEGORY, July 2006:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
This penis enlarger ~
ripens her genitals.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, August 2006:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Don Vito Corleone =
Donor to violence.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, August 2006:
Eq2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
The Undisputed Top Eleven Reasons Not to Fire Donald Rumsfeld.
11. The ongoing and eccentric fear of absolute retribution.
10. His epic written memoirs say he was the only collaborator of the captain's orders.
9. He knows where the all bodies are rumoured to have been buried and what specific parts have been removed to keep Dick Cheney alive.
8. That the administration's investigation of Abu Ghraib only justified fault with the "Office of The Secretary of Defense," so it's really got to be the damn building's fault.
7. Donald Rumsfeld is one of the few people with a portfolio in the entire administration with actual military service (albeit non-combat) and he is needed for credibility.
6. As George Dubya always says: You can't blame the good guy in the big leather seat for the bad behaviour of his bloody subordinates.
5. He's the best hitter on the George's Dubya's administrations' softball team.
4. He only approved the uses of erotic torture that he wants applied to his very own body and mind.
3. The staff need to keep Donald Rumsfeld around to take the hard rap for some really bad stuff that is to be revealed.
2. Hasn't he suffered enough already?
1. If anyone in the administration loses his job, those damn Jihadi Muslim terrorists would have won the war.
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The Undisputed Top Eleven Other Pathetic Things Dubya Bush Did While Hosting a Special Screening of the Film "United Ninety-Three."
11. Tried hard to fully remember what he was doing when they heard the very abominable news of all the plane hijacks.
10. Telephoned everyone to foolproof the administration's fictitious and old official story.
9. Boosted up his deteriotarive poll numbers through promotional bribery.
8. Stayed out of the esteemed and old Mr Cheney's way.
7. Thought about if JuJu Fruits are essentially made by anti-semitic voodoo businesses.
6. Waited for the agreeable movie star Harrison Ford to save the day.
5. Persevered with trying out different moves onto an undefended and tense rookie, Condi Rice.
4. Intermittently blubbered a babyish and obsolete warning like "O! Look out!" at the screen.
3. Resolved irrefutably that his flight-suit is less pleasurable after a couple of hours in a theatre than it was after a few minutes flight across San Diego Harbor.
2. Wondered what the hell had happened to that damn ambassador Osama Bin Laden.
1. Edited storyboard in his notebook for a beaut movie idea called, "Stay Out of Harm's Way." that defended his specific Nine-Eleven flights from Sarasota to Offutt Air Force Base to Washington, D.C.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, September 2006:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
The Tamil Tigers of Sri Lanka =
Killing for a state has merit?
LONG CATEGORY, September 2006:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Hippocratic Oath
I swear by Apollo Physician and Asclepius and Hygieia and Panaceia and all the gods and goddesses, making them my witnesses, that I will fulfil according to my ability and judgment this oath and this covenant.
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Anagrammic Oath
I swear by Brash, David and all sad enough to join this media page that I will comply to the canons of the digital site and I pledge that my sayings will typify shoddiness, contain chuckles, and cause panic and pain.
GENERAL CATEGORY, October 2006:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned =
Her hormones can kill any who default!
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, October 2006:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
Captain James T Kirk of the Starship Enterprise =
The finest skipper in Star Trek, a major space hit.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, October 2006:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
The President of the United States of America =
Incompetent, hated head of state terrifies us.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, October 2006:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
A ham sandwich goes into a bar and the bartender declares "We don't serve any food here." =
A horse wandered into a bar. Soon the bartender came, served and said "Why the long face?"
SPECIAL CATEGORY, October 2006:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
Genesis
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, November 2006:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
Pirates of the Caribbean Two: Dead Man's Chest =
Sparrow's team does find cabinet at the beach.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, November 2006:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
The US Congress now belongs to the Democrats =
So, Bush's wretched gang lost one more contest!
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, November 2006:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
One hundred icebergs are floating towards the mainland of New Zealand ~
and behold, we great Maoris found a new large frozen land in the distance.
LONG CATEGORY, November 2006:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
His Holiness Pope John Paul died and, naturally, was delivered upstairs to heaven. He was greeted by Saint Peter and his reception committee and, after a whirlwind tour of the place, was told that he could enjoy any of the wealth of recreations available to him.
The Pope decided that he would like to examine all of the early versions of the Holy Scriptures. He spent the next thousand years focusing on learning each of the dead languages. After he had become a linguistics master, he sat down in the library and began to pore over every possible version of the Bible, working in reverse from the most recent "Dummies Guide" version to the original Jewish script.
All of a sudden, the Pope screamed out extremely loudly. The angels came running to him from throughout the area to discover the Pope huddled in the corner, crying and muttering to himself, "The letter 'R'! Those damn fools left out the 'R'”.
God took him aside and asked him what his problem was. After collecting his thoughts, the Pope sniffled again, "It's the letter 'R'... the damn word was supposed to be CELEBRATE."
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The Pope had just commenced a tour of Washington and was taking a new limousine from the airport. As he'd never been allowed to drive an extravagant limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive. The chauffeur pulled over, climbed into the back seat, and the Pope grabbed the steering wheel. He started merging onto the state highway and accelerated to see just how fast the limo could go.
Suddenly, he noticed the flashing blue lights of a police car in his rear mirror and sullenly pulled over. The trooper strolled up to the limo, stared into the tinted window, then said, "Just a moment, sir, it is necessary to call you into my boss."
The trooper called in and stressed to the chief that he had a very important person pulled over for going way too fast.
"Is it a governor?" asked his boss.
"No! More important," he explained.
"George Bush?" prompted the stressed sheriff.
"No! Tons more important!" he answered eagerly.
"Well, who the hell is it exactly?" needled the angry chief.
"I have no idea who it is," he finally replied "but he must be important, he's got His Eminence, the Pope as a chauffeur."
SPECIAL CATEGORY, November 2006:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
A Recipe for Eggs Benedict
INGREDIENTS
4 egg yolks
3.5 tablespoons lemon juice
A pinch ground white pepper
0.125 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1 tablespoon of water
1 cup butter, melted
1.25 teaspoon salt
8 white eggs
1 tspn distilled white vinegar
8 strips of Canadian-style bacon
4 English muffins, split
2 tablespoons of softened butter
METHOD
To Make Hollandaise Sauce:
1. Fill the bottom of a double boiler part-way with water. Make sure that the water does not touch the top pan.
2. Bring water to a gentle simmer.
3. In the top of a double boiler, whisk together all egg yolks, lemon juice, white pepper, Worcestershire sauce, and one tablespoon water.
4. Add in the melted butter to an egg yolk mixture 1 or 2 tablespoons at a time while whisking yolks constantly. If hollandaise begins to get too thick, then add on a teaspoon or two of hot water.
5. Continue whisking until all of the butter is incorporated in the mix.
6. Whisk in the salt, then remove from heat.
7. Place a lid on pan to keep sauce warm.
8. Preheat oven on broiler setting.
To Poach Eggs:
8. Fill a large saucepan with 3 inches of water.
9. Bring water to a gentle simmer, then add vinegar.
10. Carefully break eggs into simmering water, and allow to cook for 2 1/2 to 3 minutes. Yolks should still be soft in center.
11. Remove eggs from water with a slotted spoon and set on a warm plate .
12. While eggs are poaching, brown the bacon in a medium skillet over medium-high heat and toast the English muffins on a baking sheet under the broiler.
13. Spread toasted muffins with a line of softened melted butter, and top each one with a slice of bacon, followed by one poached egg.
14. Place 2 muffins on each plate and drizzle with hollandaise sauce.
15. Sprinkle with chopped chives and serve immediately.
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Recipe for Disaster from Andrew Brehaut's Cookbook
INGREDIENTS
1 US President
1 Pathetic British Hobgoblin
1 Little Australian Whippet
1 Saudi Child
2 Towers
4 United Airlines Planes
1 Fundamental Political Group
1 War Torn Nation
1 Oil Rich Nation
123 458 US Personnel
60 111 580 Unsuspecting Civilians
METHOD
To make super power:
1. Make two towers promoting values of hedonism to the world.
2. Elect to the Whitehouse a hotheaded madman whose famed feeble cowboy dad was pathetic.
3. Make sure he has a southern drawl and intelligence way less than a sock.
4. Add huge shot of 'short man syndrome".
To make Islamic Fundamentalist:
5. Raise newborn Saudi child.
6. Reject from rich family.
7. Transfer child to war torn nation.
8. Teach radical ideologies of the Koran on the way.
9. Allow teenage fellow to grow into western hating Muslim.
Creating the Conflict:
10. Get grown fundamentalist to coach young pledgees to be extreme Anglophobes.
11. Emigrate these foreign pledgees to Boston.
12. Let excitable pledgees integrate into US society.
13. Get pledgees to flight lessons.
14. Somehow get on and hijack United Airline flights.
15. Blow up awesome landmarks with the planes.
Starting the apocalypse:
16. Write emotive keynote speech with thoughts of revenge for the president.
17. Piggyback bedfellows (hobgoblin and whippet) to battle.
18. Release 123 458 "peacekeeping" troops to seize outmatched nation that happens to have bankrupt Muslim government.
19. Bomb thousands of weak gentle people.
20. Engineer transfer of awful blooDavid Bourkeath to overpopulated oil rich country.
21. Repeat bombing of thousands of weak gentle people.
22. Keep fighting non-winnable battle.
It is foreseeable that this battle will break Vietnam's record as the craziest war of all time.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, December 2006:
eq2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Farts forced the American Airlines plane to land =
Match lit after inferno in arse scared planeload.
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, December 2006:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things.
God rest ye merry merchants,
May ye make the Yuletide pay.
Angels we have heard on high,
Tell us to go out and buy!
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Away in a manger,
Not a crib as a bed,
The very young lord Hesus
Truly turned his head.
The pets - they try moving,
The minor awakes.
Yet, delighted lord Hesus
No gurgling he makes.
GENERAL CATEGORY, January 2007:
eq3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Shapely girl =
Largely hips.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, January 2007:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
George 'Dubya' Bush's State of the Union Address =
So, the dud threatens a surge in use of body bags.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, January 2007:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
"Plutoed" is nominated and voted Word of the Year by the American Dialect Society =
Hence, they obviously awarded a dictionary term tied to planet's faced demotion.
LONG CATEGORY, January 2007:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
The Computer Swallowed Grandma
GENERAL CATEGORY, February 2007:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
Three Pyramids of the Giza Necropolis =
Head for Egypt's prime historical zone.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, February 2007:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
The Academy Award for Best Motion Picture =
"My Oscar win, it came about for 'The Departed'."
SPECIAL CATEGORY, February 2007:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
'My Country' by Dorothea Mackellar
GENERAL CATEGORY, March 2007:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
Grieves at ~
grave site.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, March 2007:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
The Lonely Planet's Travel Guide series =
This generates all tips you'll ever need.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, March 2007:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
Israel contains ~
racial tensions.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, March 2007:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
President George W Bush =
We begrudge this person.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, March 2007:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
We, the unwilling victims, being led by those still unknown are now doing the impossible for those who are the ungrateful. ~
Sir, we've been building so much with so little for so long, trend is we're now able to help make anything useful with nothing.
LONG CATEGORY, March 2007:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Sean enters a chemist and asks one of the clerks for some anal deodorant. Bemused, the pharmacy clerk explains the chemist has never stocked any anal deodorant.
Sean insists he bought his last stick of anal deodorant from this very chemist. The clerk passes Sean on to the pharmacist, who explains the store never brought in any such toiletry item.
Sean mentions that he bought his last anal deodorant from this chemist only weeks ago and has done so for several years. The pharmacist asks Sean to bring in his last purchase so that he can try to match the make.
The following day, he grabs the deodorant and returns to the chemist and shows the deodorant to the pharmacist. The pharmacist inquires why Sean believes it is an anal deodorant, as it is identical to the underarm stick variety.
Sean shows him the instructions on the reverse side of the label, which instructs, "Push up bottom to use."
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At the Shamrock Pub, Sean stumbles up and accosts the only other patron and asks if he can quench his thirst.
"Thanks," replies the man.
Sean asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," he replies.
Shocked, Sean shouts: "Shoot, I'm from Ireland! Let's have a second shot to Ireland."
"Hurrah," replies the other man.
Sean asks, "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"I'm from Dublin," comes the reply.
"Shivers, that's rich! I can't believe it," says Sean astonished, "I'm from Dublin too! Christ! Let's have another toast to that city."
"To the city!," toasts the second man.
Sean asks: "What school did you attend?"
"St Pat's," avows the second man.
"Christ's in heaven! That's incredible!," Sean chokes excitedly. "I also went to St Pat's! Have a third tasty shot?"
"Yes", nods the man.
At that time one of the pub regulars comes in and accosts the bartender.
"What's been going on?" he asks.
"Ah, nothing much extra," he replies. "The dastard O'Toole twins are drinking together again!"
SPECIAL CATEGORY, March 2007:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Seven Haikus Anagrammed
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, April 2007:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End =
Debonair Sparrow fancied the battles.
LONG CATEGORY, April 2007:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
The Dash by Linda Ellis
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, June 2007:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Vladimir Putin, George Bush and Tony Blair =
Main Soviet, blurry dope and laughing Brit.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, June 2007:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
"The Social Norm of Leaving the Toilet Seat Down: A Game Theoretic Analysis" =
FORMAL NOTICE: Actively aiming that wee shot on the loo seat angers ladies.
LONG CATEGORY, June 2007:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
An Englishman walks into his local pub with a cat and an emu by his side.
When he gets into the bar he orders a pint of lager for himself, a soft drink for the big emu and a drink of gin and tonic for the cat.
As the barmaid reaches her hand out for the money, the cat starts yelling, "Hey, you! Give him the check and get me another drink of gin and tonic!"
This goes on a few rounds. The barmaid, wondering what the heck is going on, approaches the man and asks him.
"I don't think you'll ever believe me," he says, sadly. "But you're sure to get a laugh out of this story anyway."
"I was out taking my dog for a little walk this morning when I found this little genie stuck in a huge cobweb. I helped him out and cleaned all of the gunky cobwebs off him. Before he disappeared into a puff of thin air, he granted me my wish."
"And what was your wish?" asked the barmaid.
"I asked for a bird with very long legs and a tight little pussy."
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Two mates are out playing a golf match at Buckingham when, whilst halfway up the twelfth fairway, one asked his friend if he had a light.
"I sure do," and brings out a new twelve inch phallic Bic lighter.
"Wow!" said his friend, "Where'd you get that?"
"From my genie."
"You have your own genie?" he asked.
"Yeah, right here in my bag."
"Can I see him?"
He opens his tartan golf bag and a ratty genie sprang loose.
The friend says, "Hi, can you grant me a wish?"
"No problem," retorted the genie.
The man asks for million bucks. The genie hops back off into the bag and, agitated, the man waits on his return.
Suddenly, the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard.
Dumbfounded, the friend affronts his mate, "But I asked for a million bucks not ducks!"
His mate hoots, "Oops, I forgot to tell you something important - his drawback. He's hard at hearing. Do you really think that I wanted a twelve inch Bic?"
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, July 2007:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Heartless actor Clark Gable eyed ~
the adorable actress Grace Kelly.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, July 2007:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Middle Eastern countries =
Elections? Murder instead!
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, July 2007:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
West Holland =
The lowlands.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, July 2007:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change one light bulb?" =
"One, but this sick light has to want to embody change!" is a reply.
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, July 2007:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
The New Seven Wonders of the World
1. Brazil's Statue of Christ Redeemer
2. Peru's Machu Picchu
3. Mexico's Chichen Itza pyramid
4. The Great Wall of China
5. Jordan's Petra
6. The Colosseum in Rome
7. India's Taj Mahal
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Meet Seven Famous Heads
1. Exotic Mahatma Ghandi
2. Sacred Jesus Christ
3. Compact Friedrich Nietzsche
4. War-wooer Adolf Hitler
5. Armoured Winston Churchill
6. Smart Albert Einstein
7. Wheezy Pope John Paul
SPECIAL CATEGORY, July 2007:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
Inauguration Speech by George Bush
GENERAL CATEGORY, August 2007:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
A plea of temporary insanity =
Attorney: "I apply for amnesia."
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, August 2007:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
These Boots are Made for Walkin' =
Footwearin' dame trashes bloke.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, August 2007:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
Charles, The Prince of Wales =
Aware of the Spencer's chill.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, August 2007:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for youÑask what you can do for your country. =
Famous Kennedy shouts out a corny (or cocky) outcry for loyalty to charm a wayward and worn US of A union.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, September 2007:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Germanic physicist Albert Einstein =
Elite brainy scientist phrasing e=mc...
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, September 2007:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Marathon, Greece =
Oh, great men race.
LONG CATEGORY, October 2007:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Osama's Inter-Cave Memo
From: Bin Laden, Osama
Sent: Monday
To: Cavemates
Subject: The Cave
Hi guys. We've all been putting in really long hours but we've really come together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says "There is no I in team" as well as the one that says "Hang In There, Baby." That cat is outrageously hilarious. However, while we are fighting a very difficult jihad, we cannot forget to take care of the cave. And frankly I have a few big concerns with that.
First of all, while it's necessary to be extremely concerned about the US Pigs murderous cruise missile, we should be even more wary about the terribly scary scorpions in the cave. Yeah, you really don't want to be stung by one of those and neither do I so we need to sweep the cave daily.
I've posted a duty sign up poster near the main cave opening.
Second, it's not often I make a damn television address but when I do,
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I'm trying to scare the most powerful, mean and evil country on earth? That means that whenever we're busy taping a scene in the cave, please cease riding your scooters in the cave's background. Just while we're taping.
Thirdly, and it's a very touchy one. As you know, by edict, we're not supposed to shave our lovely beards. But, in essence, I need everyone to just think about hygiene, especially after cabbage soup at meals. Everyone's in this together.
Fourth item: food. I bought a bag of Cheese Twisties recently with a label "Osama" on the front, and I placed it on the top shelf of the annexe. Now, my Cheese Twisties are gone.
Shivers! Consideration. That's all I'm suggesting.
Lastly, we've vaguely heard that there may be an American envoy in disguise trying to infiltrate our cave. We want to set up cave patrols to look for them. First on will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Abbah, and Richard.
A vow of death to US infidels
Osama
RUDE CATEGORY, October 2007:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
A silent fart =
An art itself!
GENERAL CATEGORY, November 2007:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
British Telecom Company's customer service line. =
Mercy! Victim's ear is sore but no client help comes!
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, November 2007:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
The Spice Girls reunion =
This "reopening" is cruel.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, November 2007:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
Hillary for President =
Her friends payroll it.
LONG CATEGORY, November 2007:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Our BBC values:
Trust is the foundation of the BBC: we are independent, impartial and honest.
Audiences are at the heart of everything we do.
We take pride in delivering quality and value for money.
Creativity is the lifeblood of our organisation.
We respect each other and celebrate our diversity so that everyone can give their best.
We are one BBC: great things happen when we work together.
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Their real values
They want to:
Encourage residents viewing any tired Australian whoopee like Neighbours and Home and Away
Create a quota of other British claptrap that no-one ever watches
Ensure everyone pays the dicky BBC one huge price for their ineptitude
Delegate new lords to serve within the BBC board
Rave about the intended benefits of converting from freeview to digital
TOPICAL CATEGORY, December 2007:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Ms Bhutto's ~
tomb shuts.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, December 2007:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
The Canary Islands ~
certainly has sand!
SPECIAL CATEGORY, December 2007:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
The Night Before Christmas
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, January 2008:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
William Shakespeare's "The Tempest" =
Will's theme is "Sea keeps them apart!"
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, January 2008:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
The Democrat Senator Barack Hussein Obama =
A rare, honest American asked to combat Bush.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, January 2008:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
The tight Scotsman: ~
"That thing costs me!"
SPECIAL CATEGORY, January 2008:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Material Girl
GENERAL CATEGORY, February 2008:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
A Monday morning =
Man in angry mood.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, February 2008:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
The Venus de Milo sculpture from Ancient Greece =
Item's got centre place in French Musee du Louvre.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, February 2008:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
France's Arc de Triomphe =
Charmed centre of Paris.
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, February 2008:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
The funny little groundhog
Digs a home in the fall,
And hides there all winter
Rolled up in a ball.
On February second
He comes out of there
To look at the sky
And to sniff the air.
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Dear Old Man Winter,
Time is nigh likely to ease your harsh hold
On this one little plug of turf
And assign the unbearable and lonely cold
To the other end of the Earth.
Fuck off!
SPECIAL CATEGORY, February 2008:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
The Lady of Shalott
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, March 2008:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
The fiction novel writer Arthur C Clarke passed on at ninety years of age =
A Space Odyssey inventor left within a racing rocket to lunar hereafter.
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, March 2008:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
The first Sunday after the first full moon on or after the vernal equinox. =
Fervent annual rerun of thorny lord's hit quest to affix himself to a tree!
TOPICAL CATEGORY, April 2008:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
Charlton Heston is dead =
The old actor ends in ash.
LONG CATEGORY, April 2008:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.
The Father said, "Good mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer husband Paddy two years back?"
She replied, "Aye, that you did, Father."
The Father asked, "And be there any wee little tyke Donovans?"
She replied, "No, not yet, Father."
The Father said, "Well, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for ye."
She replied, "Oh, thank you, Father."
Some years later they met again. The Father asked, "Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?"
She replied, "Very well, Father!"
The Father asked, "And have ye any wee tykes Donovans yet?"
She replied, "Yes, Father! Five sets of triplets and six singles - four that be little boys!"
The Father said, "Wonderful! How is yer husband Paddy doin'?"
She replied, "He's going to Rome to blow out your bloody candle."
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Into a Derry pub foyer comes poor Paddy O'Feeny, looking like he's been remodelled by a lorry. Both his arms are in a sling, his front teeth are broken, the side of his head is cut red and he's walking with a limp.
"What on earth happened to ye?" asks Sean..
"The foul crook Steely Donovan and me had a wee row," glowers Paddy forlornly.
"That rotten ferret, Donovan," frowns Sean, "Yet he couldn't do that to ye, he must have had something here in his hand."
"That, the low, rotten ferret did," retorts Paddy wryly, "an extremely hefty axe were what he had, and a terrible greetin' he gave me with it."
"Well," says Sean, "ye should've defended yeself, didn't ye have something in ye hand to defend yeself with?"
"Aye, that I did," reveals Paddy frankly. "Mrs Steely Donovan's roselike naked left breast, and a wee trophy of natural beauty it was, but wholly useless in a fight."
RUDE CATEGORY, April 2008:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
Childhood sweetheart =
We did her at the school.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, May 2008:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
General Hospital =
Real healing spot.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, May 2008:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Falls Road =
Sad for all
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, May 2008:
Eq1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
THE ELEPHANT
Hilaire Belloc
When people call this beast to mind,
They marvel more and more
At such a little tail behind,
So large a trunk before.
=
The Sardine
Andrew Brehaut
Like all the local, small school here
I can't sob or move a fin
Let me breathe. Be a little dear.
Help open up my tight tin.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, June 2008:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
The Other Boleyn Girl =
Henry got to libel her.
GENERAL CATEGORY, July 2008:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
Macro lens =
Closer, man!
SPECIAL CATEGORY, July 2008:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
An anagram crossword puzzle.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, August 2008:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Sitcom "Desperate Housewives" =
Waste time over such episodes.
GENERAL CATEGORY, October 2008:
eq2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Overwound bankers =
Nervous breakdown
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, October 2008:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
Rodgers and Hammerstein hit musical "The Sound of Music" =
Fond Miss teaches smug Austrian children to hum "Do Re Mi"
GENERAL CATEGORY, November 2008:
2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Man steps on the Moon =
One 'snapshot' moment!
TOPICAL CATEGORY, November 2008:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
US presidential campaigns =
Pleasing stupid Americans.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, June 2009:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
The Normandy landing site =
A silent morning then... D-Day.
GENERAL CATEGORY, August 2009:
Eq3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Teen reactions ~
create tension.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, August 2009:
Eq3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
The FIFA International Swimming Championships in Italy =
Michael Phelps is off initiating many wins in that in Roma.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, January 2010:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
McDonalds Restaurant chain =
Standard lunch to Americans.
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, January 2010:
eq3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
The large-eared sixties hybrid Vulcan starcrew member avowed of others, "It's life, but not as we know it."
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, October 2010:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
Saint Mary of the Cross =
History of sacraments.
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, May 2011:
Eq3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
"How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Maria?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown
=
How do you solve a problem like Osama?
How do you find a critical twit so bad
How can you whip a wild one named Bin Laden?
Cop a rifle butt! With a mortar blow! Jihad!
TOPICAL CATEGORY, July 2011:
3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
The tabloid 'The News of the World' =
The death blow: the owner folds it.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, October 2011:
1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
The Apple founder Steve Jobs has died =
Dad's leftover iPhone just shed a beep.
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