Anagrammy Placings by Christopher Sturdy
All the highly-placed anagrams by Christopher Sturdy from the Anagrammy Awards.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, January 2007:
2nd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J K Rowling =
A jolly hyper Hogwarts boy'll thwart dark in the end.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, January 2007:
2nd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Microsoft Windows Software =
www.off-or-on-it's-disaster.com
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, January 2007:
eq3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Swift's Epitaph by William Butler Yeats
Swift has sailed into his rest;
Savage indignation there
Cannot lacerate his breast.
Imitate him if you dare,
World-besotted traveller; he
Served human liberty. =
Earth's Epitaph by God
I blame myself.
Seven days:
I design it to last forever
I erect it.
I breed lunatics in the asylum!
What is left to show?
A terrible, horrible waste.
Man,
What a vandal.
It's his nature
I tried
RUDE CATEGORY, January 2007:
1st - Christopher Sturdy with:
a huge pair of breasts =
Ah, grasp for beauties.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, March 2007:
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Lady Di dreams of ~
Mrs Dodi Al Fayed.
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, March 2007:
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Immensely thankful, touched, proud, astonished, abashed =
Oh shit, a Kremlin nut dashed my fabulous, decadent hopes.
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, April 2007:
Eq.3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Spring is passing by
Birds weep, and even the eyes
Of fish are tearful
=
Winter of big seas.
Happy if in trees
I spy green leaves and fresh buds.
GENERAL CATEGORY, May 2007:
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
What is the capital of Samoa? =
Fetch atlas to show I am Apia.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, May 2007:
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Lafayette Ronald Hubbard =
Bar that dreadful baloney.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, May 2007:
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
It is better to say nothing and be thought stupid than to open one's mouth and to remove all lingering doubt =
Too bad no-one told tough top man President Bush. Then the absolutely genuine idiot might not start raving.
GENERAL CATEGORY, July 2007:
2nd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Please do not disturb =
Don't be a loud pest, sir.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, August 2007:
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Heathrow protesters =
Ooh, arrest the twerps
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, August 2007:
Eq3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."
=
My ideal future: we see peace in the Middle East and Iraq with that ass Blair not to have even a little amount of undue credit resolving the hell on earth he started.
LONG CATEGORY, August 2007:
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
ace of clubs, two of clubs, three of clubs, four of clubs, five of clubs, six of clubs, seven of clubs, eight of clubs, nine of clubs, ten of clubs, jack of clubs, queen of clubs, king of clubs
ace of diamonds, two of diamonds, three of diamonds, four of diamonds, five of diamonds, six of diamonds, seven of diamonds, eight of diamonds, nine of diamonds, ten of diamonds, jack of diamonds, queen of diamonds, king of diamonds
ace of hearts, two of hearts, three of hearts, four of hearts, five of hearts, six of hearts, seven of hearts, eight of hearts, nine of hearts, ten of hearts, jack of hearts, queen of hearts, king of hearts
ace of spades, two of spades, three of spades, four of spades, five of spades, six of spades, seven of spades, eight of spades, nine of spades, ten of spades, jack of spades, queen of spades, king of spades
=
TOPICAL CATEGORY, September 2007:
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Army kills unarmed protesters in Rangoon, Burma =
A brutal reality - murders sparing no men or monks
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, September 2007:
1st - Christopher Sturdy with:
American seismologist, Charles Richter =
Historic log scale term carries his name.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, September 2007:
1st - Christopher Sturdy with:
The Disney Corporation =
Deep in cartoon history.
LONG CATEGORY, September 2007:
1st - Christopher Sturdy with:
How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
=
WHEN IS A WOMAN WRONG?
Man has often been critical of the fairer sex, yet seldom brave enough to point out a perceived failure, preferring to make remarks to other men.
Areas of particular contention:
1 driving
2 her parking
3 nagging a lot
4 her dear mother
5 A phone bill that totals over £155
6 at least 254 pairs of shoes
7 mascara/eye makeup
8 post-coital conversations
9 size of my nob
10 having to bear a grudge
11 soap operas
12 tutting at sport
13 channel-hopping
14 PMT
15 commitment
16 furnishing
17 her friends
18 handbags
19 chocolate
20 fellatio
21 pot-pourri
22 flatulence
23 not lifting the toilet seat
24 vegetables
25 anal sex
26 barbecue
27 mice
28 sexy underwear
29 rock music
30 DIY
31 her desire to procreate
32 musicals
33 eating
34 poetry
35 heavy metal
36 surgery
37 diets
38 road rage
39 a fat belly
40 eye-wateringly hot food
41 sobriety
42 attraction to a tart
43 daytime TV people
44 depravity
45 my mates
46 silent treatment
47 pollution
48 a total veto
49 all to pot age 35
50 pay
WHEN IS A MAN WRONG?
A woman is less circumspect and soon lets a man know she can't tolerate elements of his behaviour.
And those 'things' are...
1. EVERYTHING he says.
2. EVERYTHING he does.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, September 2007:
1st - Christopher Sturdy with:
From a translation of Dante's Divine Comedy
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, October 2007:
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
One
Small,
Precise,
Poetic,
Spiraling mixture:
Math plus poetry yields the Fib.
=
Set thus:
My
Plain
Paper,
I fill it.
Behold my picture's
Geometrical Expression
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, January 2008:
2nd - Christopher Sturdy with:
How To Be King of the Media Jungle by Chris Roycroft-Davis =
1) Hijack others' creativity.
2) Show off on blog.
3) Demur big.
4) Deny.
RUDE CATEGORY, January 2008:
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Say, I'm well hung! =
Man's huge willy.
GENERAL CATEGORY, February 2008:
2nd - Christopher Sturdy with:
See no evil;
Hear no evil;
Speak no evil.
=
Rash in love?
Ease in love;
Keep in love!
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, February 2008:
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
I know the boiling point of water's exactly two hundred and twelve degrees Fahrenheit, and yet ~
nowadays, we, the enlightened, vastly prefer a flow textbook with one hundred Centigrade in it.
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, February 2008:
2nd - Christopher Sturdy with:
I don't like to suffer
harsh elements too long
I bet when spring defeats them all,
I'll break out into song.
In life and death you can hear unfold
your healthy hatred for the cold.
RUDE CATEGORY, February 2008:
1st - Christopher Sturdy with:
A lack of preparation =
A fool.. a prick.. a parent
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, March 2008:
1st - Christopher Sturdy with:
The first Sunday after the first full moon on or after the vernal equinox =
Easter's lunar, not fixed. I very often fall in quarters of the fourth month.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, March 2008:
2nd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Sonnets are full of love
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, April 2008:
1st - Christopher Sturdy with:
[A complete set of Scrabble tiles]
AAAAAAAAA BB CC DDDD EEEEEEEEEEEE FF GGG HH IIIIIIIII J K LLLL MM NNNNNN OOOOOOOO PP Q RRRRRR SSSS TTTTTT UUUU VV WW X YY Z [C] [T]
=
Late one night over a board
I use one last vowel - reward
I'm banking 'zygotic'
exhale, quite erotic
and jump up, a fifty is scored
TOPICAL CATEGORY, June 2008:
1st - Christopher Sturdy with:
The Democrats and Republicans in America =
Obama and McCain rule this President race.
GENERAL CATEGORY, September 2008:
1st - Christopher Sturdy with:
What is forgetfulness? =
Losing where stuff's at.
GENERAL CATEGORY, October 2008:
eq2nd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Antique furniture =
Quainter in future.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, October 2008:
1st - Christopher Sturdy with:
Bruce Palin =
Republican.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, October 2008:
2nd - Christopher Sturdy with:
The Mediterranean island of Cyprus =
Suntan's a perfect holiday reminder.
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, November 2008:
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
The forty-fourth President of the United States of America, Barack Obama =
Be frank, that Democrat in a top office has made history, so a better future.
RUDE CATEGORY, November 2008:
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Forty-eight inch bust =
Fight her bouncy tits.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, January 2009:
2nd - Christopher Sturdy with:
The Inauguration of President Obama =
No More Bush fatigue - a nation partied.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, January 2009:
1st - Christopher Sturdy with:
President Obama - so good they inaugurated him twice =
George Bush - a dimwit idea you'd spit at more than once!
GENERAL CATEGORY, February 2009:
2nd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Press Control-Alt-Delete ~
and tell loser PC to reset!
GENERAL CATEGORY, March 2009:
1st - Christopher Sturdy with:
Smoking can damage your health =
A toke on a cig has harmed my lung!
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, April 2009:
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
April is National Poetry Month in North America =
In thirty million, to a man
I hear not a proper scan.
RUDE CATEGORY, April 2009:
2nd - Christopher Sturdy with:
The arse bandit =
Behind's a treat.
RUDE CATEGORY, December 2009:
eq1st - Christopher Sturdy with:
An utter poser I knew... =
Pretentious wanker!
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, January 2010:
eq3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Best actor in a leading role =
I get billed to earn an Oscar
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, January 2010:
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
His Highness, John 'celebrity pilot' Travolta went west unto Haiti to try feeding those poor dying sods... =
...and it is for what purpose? The very last thing they need right now is to join the bloody Scientologists!
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, January 2010:
eq3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
"What do you believe Man's first words should be if we ever make contact with extra-terrestrial beings?" =
What I'd want to know is how come UFO's fly. The terrible 'air saucer' design vexes me!
A bird travels better!
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, April 2010:
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Written to ~
on Twitter.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, September 2010:
2nd - Christopher Sturdy with:
The World's Shortest Man, Colombian, Edward Hernandez =
Born small - comes 'down-sized' rather than 'down-hearted'!
GENERAL CATEGORY, October 2010:
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Nepotism =
Me in post!
GENERAL CATEGORY, January 2011:
1st - Christopher Sturdy with:
I abhor vegetarianism =
I'm against a herbivore.
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, February 2011:
1st - Christopher Sturdy with:
Fly in a hot air balloon
Witness a solar eclipse
Learn to juggle with three balls
Be an extra in a film
Visit a nudist beach
=
Sponsor a well in Africa
See an Italian football match
Deliver a baby
Settle in Sussex,
Though with brilliant girl (JaneE)
GENERAL CATEGORY, April 2011:
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
At the confessional =
Halt to face one's sin.
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, May 2011:
Eq3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Maria?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
=
How do you broach a subject with Sharia?
What would be the Islamic point of view?
Laid by an imam, do follow your Koran,
Law applied, I told a bride, "women can not do".
GENERAL CATEGORY, June 2011:
2nd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Fruit and vegetables =
Fibre (and a svelte gut).
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, July 2011:
1st - Christopher Sturdy with:
"It was a splendid summer morning and it seemed as if nothing could go wrong." - John Cheever =
Phone rang.
Demanding mother-in-law just coming for a sudden long visit.
Oh, see I'm screwed!
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, September 2011:
1st - Christopher Sturdy with:
"Man would sooner have the void for his purpose than be void of purpose." - Nietzsche =
I've a hunch the poor souls who'd favour Emptiness above Hope do not prize friends.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, October 2011:
2nd - Christopher Sturdy with:
National Fitness Day ~
is not an idle fantasy.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, October 2011:
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
There are two types of lawyer - those who know the law and those who know the judge. =
What a joke!
Whether wealthy or honest pay fee, we shouldn't kowtow to greed shown.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, November 2011:
1st - Christopher Sturdy with:
To make the dish delicious ~
I'd use the cook Delia Smith.
RUDE CATEGORY, November 2011:
2nd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Respiratory failure =
Your fart is real ripe.
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, December 2011:
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Commonly Broken Resolutions:
- Exercise
- Quit smoking
- Learn a new thing
- Eat healthier and diet
- Pay off debts
- Hang out with your family
- Travel to a new place
- Deal with stress
- Volunteer
- Drink less
=
Resolutions I Know I'll Eventually Break Next Year:
- Renounce pedantry
- Be more tidy
- Shave
- Work hard
- Win Anagrammies
- Get sleep
- Question UN acts
- Switch off light
- Lift toilet seat
- Hold hands more
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, January 2012:
2nd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Francesco Schettino =
Fronts chaotic scene
RUDE CATEGORY, January 2012:
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Simple delights ‡
Smelled pig shit
TOPICAL CATEGORY, February 2012:
2nd - Christopher Sturdy with:
I note The Queen has reigned over us for sixty years. =
"She is quite extraordinary", everyone often gushes.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, February 2012:
2nd - Christopher Sturdy with:
John Terry had race probe talks; FA didn't support Fabio Capello...
=
Harry Redknapp is the clear candidate, up for football's top job
LONG CATEGORY, February 2012:
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
And it came to pass, an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman who have done a bank job are on the run from the police. They enter a large garage but kick themselves when it turns out there is nowhere they might hide apart from a few old hessian sacks. They can hear the officers assembling outside getting ready to come in so they each climb into a sack and lie hidden as still as they possibly can.
The posse shows up and they soon come to the sacks and start checking them out.~
The Englishman resting in his sack fools the sorry cops by snarling, sounding just like a dog, so they go away.
The cunning Scotsman hears it and purrs in his sack like a cat with the same outcome.
The baffled detectives are about to abandon the search when they come to the last sack containing the Irishman.
Having remembered how his fellow men escaped detection, farmer O'Leary thinks, and as they manhandle him, the bemused cops hear the sack say "potatoes, potatoes".
SPECIAL CATEGORY, February 2012:
eq3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
Whose misadventur'd piteous overthrows
Doth with their death bury their parents' strife.
=
I reached once more this date in February,
How vivid is the hurt of last year's farce;
I looked to well-intentioned poetry
And with poor use, to fall right on my arse.
I suffer words like 'geek', their heartbreak throw,
It's rough I suffer from this woman's scorn;
Saint Valentine himself with Cupid's bow,
Could not have saved the love that ne'er was born.
GENERAL CATEGORY, March 2012:
1st - Christopher Sturdy with:
Sticking to the speed limit =
This implied 'get no tickets'.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, March 2012:
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Play "The Dark Side Of The Moon"? =
Some hated to hear Pink Floyd!
LONG CATEGORY, March 2012:
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
She had so many children she didn't know what to do.
She gave them some broth without any bread,
Then whipped them all soundly
And put them to bed
=
We now view this rhyme as abuse.
That odd, hapless matron honestly had no hope, and with no help at home, mummy's landed hot and bothered.
Too bad she didn't have the net...
www.childline.org.uk
RUDE CATEGORY, March 2012:
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
To piss yourself laughing =
Hilarious puns... left soggy!
GENERAL CATEGORY, April 2012:
2nd - Christopher Sturdy with:
About three-hour set lifespan =
The usual for phone batteries.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, April 2012:
3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
The President of The United States of America =
This office - a person at a time endured the test.
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