Anagrammy Placings by Daniel F. Etter
All the highly-placed anagrams by Daniel F. Etter from the Anagrammy Awards.
SPAM CATEGORY, November 1998:
3rd - Daniel F. Etter with:
This really can make you easy money!! It works!! =
Eat my shit, wanker! You lyin' yokel! A sore scam!
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, November 1998:
1st - Daniel F. Etter with:
Doctor Kevorkian =
To invoke Dr. Croak.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, December 1998:
2nd - Daniel F. Etter with:
Starr's Ethics Adviser =
"Christ! I served rat-ass!"
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, March 1999:
1st - Daniel F. Etter with:
John Maynard Keynes =
Hands any jerk money.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, March 1999:
2nd - Daniel F. Etter with:
What "Plausible deniability" means to various people:
To Bill Clinton:
"Indisputable: I lie ably."
To Monica:
"I stupidly enable alibi."
To Ken Starr:
"Suitable? Libidinal? Yep."
To House and Senate Republicans:
Nuts yelped, "Alibi!? ALIBI!?"
To the other women Bill has come on to:
"Pitiably audible lines."
What Bill wanted:
Ply libidinal beauties.
And finally to X-Files fans:
"Bely stupid alien alibi."
GENERAL CATEGORY, April 1999:
eq.3rd - Daniel F. Etter with:
Statutory rape =
"A tot?" "Yup." "Arrest."
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, April 1999:
eq.3rd - Daniel F. Etter with:
Alcoholics Anonymous =
My, in such a cool saloon.
RUDE CATEGORY, July 1999:
eq.3rd - Daniel F. Etter with:
Blow Jobs =
Bob jowls.
GENERAL CATEGORY, August 1999:
eq.3rd - Daniel F. Etter with:
Creationism =
So I'm a cretin...
TOPICAL CATEGORY, August 1999:
2nd - Daniel F. Etter with:
Creation Science =
Increase conceit.
RUDE CATEGORY, August 1999:
eq.3rd - Daniel F. Etter with:
State Fair =
A fart site.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, October 1999:
eq.3rd - Daniel F. Etter with:
Nuclear accident =
I can't duel cancer.
RUDE CATEGORY, October 1999:
1st - Daniel F. Etter with:
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. =
Which is better to do? Sip thy ol' tea? Do messy cunnilingus?
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, October 1999:
eq.1st - Daniel F. Etter with:
A Homer Simpson =
Mr. Homo Sapiens.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, October 1999:
eq.2nd - Daniel F. Etter with:
The Berlin Wall =
We'll ban Hitler.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, November 1999:
1st - Daniel F. Etter with:
Alien Abductions =
Tabloid nuisance.
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, December 1999:
2nd - Daniel F. Etter with:
I've got my period =
My pit! I've red goo!
Pity mood. Grieve.
Gory pee? I'd vomit!
GENERAL CATEGORY, January 2000:
3rd - Daniel F. Etter with:
Death row inmates =
What a monster! Die!!!
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, January 2000:
3rd - Daniel F. Etter with:
Death row inmates =
Mothers await end.
Date with a sermon.
Dirt to ash. A new me!
What a monster! Die!!!
Waste had no merit.
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, March 2000:
2nd - Daniel F. Etter with:
Make a run for the border =
Hark! Entre made of burro!
Adore heartburn? Fork me!
Oh, run! More bad fart reek!
RE: heartburn food maker.
Make heartburn of order.
Bathroom rerun. Freaked!
Another bum order faker.
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, April 2000:
1st - Daniel F. Etter with:
Fetal tissue research =
I curse heartless fate!
Rare fetus sale! Ethics?
Sees their fatal cures.
I steal the safer cures.
Safe, stealthier cures.
Her freest casualties.
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