Anagrammy Placings by David A. Green
All the highly-placed anagrams by David A. Green from the Anagrammy Awards.
AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE CATEGORY, April 2001:
2nd - David A. Green with:
I'm the Revd. Lutwidge Dodgson,
I wrote this inane rhyme:
Love rabbits, algebra, the hymen, small gals
Who beg a story at bedtime.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, May 2001:
1st - David A. Green with:
Erich von Daniken's "Chariots of the Gods?" =
Crank has no good evidence for this shit.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, May 2001:
2nd - David A. Green with:
Harry Houdini, the famous escapologist =
I'm easily out of tough ropes, hard chains.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, May 2001:
3rd - David A. Green with:
The Royal National Institute for the Blind =
Hands-on tuition in Braille: "Try to feel that".
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, June 2001:
2nd - David A. Green with:
Robert Louis Stevenson's 'The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde' =
Tense, edgy horror story. Subject: honest man's dark, evil-laden self.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, July 2001:
3rd - David A. Green with:
Not many forget ~
Margot Fonteyn.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, August 2001:
3rd - David A. Green with:
The late Lord Longford (Francis Aungier Pakenham) =
A gallant prison reformer - and he loathed fucking!
GENERAL CATEGORY, October 2001:
1st - David A. Green with:
An hermaphrodite =
O, I'm part he and her!
RUDE CATEGORY, October 2001:
eq.2nd - David A. Green with:
Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more =
Wow! Men's rude kinky innuendo gag.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, December 2001:
2nd - David A. Green with:
The adventures of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn =
Cheerful Mark Twain story: Tender boys have fun. End.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, January 2002:
1st - David A. Green with:
Japanese sport of Sumo Wrestling =
Lot of gross men just wear nappies.
RUDE CATEGORY, January 2002:
3rd - David A. Green with:
Under the age of consent =
Fourteen? No decent shag.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, January 2002:
eq.1st - David A. Green with:
Listerine antiseptic mouthwash =
Triumph! It can sweeten halitosis.
RUDE CATEGORY, February 2002:
3rd - David A. Green with:
O, the taste of mother's milk =
He took meals from the tits.
LONG CATEGORY, February 2002:
2nd - David A. Green with:
"In a right-angled triangle the square on the hypotenuse
is equal to the sum of the squares on the other two sides"
=
Pythagoras' theorem: therein he quotes his delightful, quite elegant,
equations to show truth, sense and reason.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, March 2002:
3rd - David A. Green with:
The British Board of Film Censors =
Robs cinemas of best horrid filth.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, April 2002:
1st - David A. Green with:
Actress Natalie Portman =
Cast me a star part in 'Leon'.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, June 2002:
2nd - David A. Green with:
'The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole' by Sue Townsend =
Story where I featured an adolescent boy's mind.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, June 2002:
2nd - David A. Green with:
The Acorn Superglide Stairlift =
Tell our gran this aid is perfect!
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, July 2002:
eq.3rd - David A. Green with:
Kirsten Flagstad, the Norwegian soprano ~
entertains with folksongs, a grand opera.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, July 2002:
3rd - David A. Green with:
P. Loftus & Son, Funeral Directors ~
is full of rotted corpses & an urn!
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, August 2002:
1st - David A. Green with:
The Miss World Beauty Contest =
Brunettes mostly, so I watched.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, September 2002:
eq.1st - David A. Green with:
The Mcafee VirusScan Professional =
Save a PC user from infection hassle.
LONG CATEGORY, October 2002:
2nd - David A. Green with:
Geri Halliwell's autobiography 'Geri: Just for the Record' =
O, the horror! Feature a really old Spice Girl with big jugs.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, October 2002:
2nd - David A. Green with:
The Cyberscrub Professional Edition =
Buy it, for it erases obscene child porn.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, November 2002:
1st - David A. Green with:
'Star Wars Episode II - Attack of the Clones' =
As art, it's a shit piece of adolescent work.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, November 2002:
3rd - David A. Green with:
The natural history filmmaker David Attenborough =
Rather adored in the UK for my light TV about animals.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, January 2003:
2nd - David A. Green with:
The President of the American Society of Ventriloquists =
Can't quite see his lips move, in fact. So therefore I don't try.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, February 2003:
1st - David A. Green with:
The Sword Swallowers Association International =
Wince as I lower it... Alas, sore throat and tonsils now!
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, April 2003:
eq.3rd - David A. Green with:
The Society for Editors and Proofreaders =
Do the aforesaid find typoes or errors, etc?
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, May 2003:
2nd - David A. Green with:
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre =
A man with axe chases actress.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, May 2003:
3rd - David A. Green with:
The Colombian drugs trafficker Pablo Escobar =
Cartel boss: he'd grab a profit from bulk cocaine.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, May 2003:
3rd - David A. Green with:
'Venomous Creatures of Australia: A Field Guide with Notes on First Aid' by Struan K. Sutherland =
I gather it's full of enormous snakes and various awful, dreaded critters that bite you in anus.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, June 2003:
1st - David A. Green with:
The Federal Bureau of Investigation's Ten Most Wanted List =
We aim to detain and get the bent US villains off our streets.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, July 2003:
2nd - David A. Green with:
The British Dental Hygienists' Association =
As I see it, tooth's clean, bright... and it is shiny!
RUDE CATEGORY, August 2003:
2nd - David A. Green with:
The Portsmouth Dermatology Centre, St. Mary's Hospital =
Ghastly doctor has plot to put thermometers in my arse!
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, August 2003:
eq.2nd - David A. Green with:
The American Blind Golfers' Association =
And on occasion a regret if I miss the ball.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, August 2003:
2nd - David A. Green with:
"Lewis Carroll, Photographer of Children: Four Nude Studies" edited by Morton N. Cohen =
Innocent writer, but horror of Charles Dodgson's pedophilia fully documented here.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, September 2003:
1st - David A. Green with:
"Anagram Genius - The Book" by William Tunstall-Pedoe and Donald L. Holmes =
OK, not a bestseller. Still, I made many balding men whoop and laugh aloud.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, November 2003:
3rd - David A. Green with:
LONG CATEGORY, January 2004:
3rd - David A. Green with:
The Operation by Danielle Willis
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, March 2004:
eq.3rd - David A. Green with:
The film 'Last Tango in Paris' by Bernardo Bertolucci =
Nice, albeit bog-filthy, picture stars Marlon Brando.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, May 2004:
3rd - David A. Green with:
The Sunday Telegraph Sports Section =
Thus they printed scores on last page.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, May 2004:
2nd - David A. Green with:
Grecian Plus Gray Control Foam ~
May return color of aging scalp.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, December 2004:
1st - David A. Green with:
'Born Free: A Lioness of Two Worlds' by Joy Adamson =
Enjoy sober story of a woman's bond for wild Elsa.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, May 2005:
1st - David A. Green with:
The terracotta soldiers of Emperor Shi Huang Ti =
Here march the rigid statues of Oriental troops.
AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE CATEGORY, June 2005:
2nd - David A. Green with:
The Austrian neurologist Sigmund Freud =
Truth is, I dream of unsound genital urges.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, November 2005:
2nd - David A. Green with:
'Seven Pillars of Wisdom: A Triumph' by Thomas Edward Lawrence =
Will whip my humped camels onwards over soft Arabian desert.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, December 2005:
2nd - David A. Green with:
Russian ballet dancer Rudolf Khametovich Nureyev =
Unrivalled, he's famously bravoed in the 'Nutcracker' .
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