Anagrammy Placings by Don Rogers
All the highly-placed anagrams by Don Rogers from the Anagrammy Awards.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, February 2005:
1st - Don Rogers with:
Eldrick "Tiger" Woods =
Stick wielder, or God?
AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE CATEGORY, March 2005:
2nd - Don Rogers with:
The Crucifixion and the Resurrection =
His end: horrific execution; return act.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, April 2005:
2nd - Don Rogers with:
Fat Man and Little Boy =
I flatten land by atom.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, December 2005:
2nd - Don Rogers with:
Ariel Sharon hospitalized =
A leadership is horizontal.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, January 2006:
2nd - Don Rogers with:
Captain (Admiral) James Tiberius Kirk =
In Star Trek, Jim said, "I lack air! Beam up!"
TOPICAL CATEGORY, May 2006:
2nd - Don Rogers with:
Genocide in Darfur =
Did foreign UN care?
RUDE CATEGORY, November 2006:
2nd - Don Rogers with:
Colorectal blockages =
Collect a sore backlog.
LONG CATEGORY, February 2008:
Eq1st - Don Rogers with:
An atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees do I see before me!", he thought. "What noble icy rivers do I survey! Such beautiful animals come before my eye!"
He proceeded along the river. As he did, he noted a rustling in among some nearby bushes. Turning to look, he was vexed to see a seven-foot bear on the attack, charging exactly toward him.
Did I say vexed? Of course he immediately ran, panickingly, as rapidly as he could, up the tortuous path. Looking backward, he saw the bear as it closed in on him. His heart beat frantically, he tried to run even faster, and at once he tripped and fell onto the rocky ground. As he crawled over to pick himself up, he saw the bear raising a thick paw to swipe at him.
Then the atheist cried out despairingly, "Oh my God!"
Time stopped.
The bear froze its motion in mid-swipe.
The forest was suddenly, utterly silent. ~
Then a very bright light shone on the man, and a Voice from the sky said, "Here, trespassing, you denied awareness of My very existence all these years -- taught children I don't exist -- amazingly, credited creation itself to a cosmic accident. I ask, do you now expect Me to just help you wriggle out of this predicament? Am I supposed to count you as a believer, as a worshipper even?"
Strengthening somewhat, the paling atheist looked forward, straight into the bright light, and remarked, "I see it would be hypocritical of me to ask You to treat me as a Christian now. But perhaps," he bargained feebly, "could you make the BEAR a Christian?"
"Ahhh... Indeed. Very well," answered the Voice.
The light went out, and the sounds of the park resumed.
The bear lowered his paw, bowed his head, and spoke:
"Lord, bless this food I am about to receive, for which I am truly thankful. Amen."
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