Anagrammy Placings by Ember Nickel
All the highly-placed anagrams by Ember Nickel from the Anagrammy Awards.
LONG CATEGORY, February 2011:
2nd - Ember Nickel with:
Whichever states we go to, we see that changes in weather lead some people to do weird things.
At 60 degrees, some Floridians turn on their heaters.
At 50 degrees, people in Cuba shiver uncontrollably while their teeth chatter.
At 40 degrees, none of the cars in Germany or England will start.
At 32 degrees, distilled water freezes. Tea, too.
At 20 degrees, people in Florida put on some big warm coats, pairs of thermal underwear, and wooly ski masks.
At 15 degrees, landlords in New York and Boston finally turn up their buildings' heat, while parents warn their sons not to go outside.
At 0 degrees, everyone in Miami dies.
At 10 below 0, Californians see snow and, at their wits' end, fly south to dry, torrid, Mexico.
At 25 below 0, stock in thick clothing goes up, but Hollywood disintegrates.
At 40 below 0, Washington DC just suddenly runs out of hot air.
At 100 below 0, Santa Claus goes south for the winter.
At 460 below 0, all atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
At 500 below 0, hell freezes over.
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All this faraway action at changing temperatures has men and women in Minnesota puzzled. I reckon that it is milder here. Or others find it real hard to handle things...
At 60 degrees, people in Duluth plant their gardens.
At 50 degrees, we try suntanning.
At 40 degrees, if they feel warm, Ramsey County natives drive with all the windows down.
At 32 degrees, the water in Bemidji gets thicker.
At 20 degrees, we throw on our flannel shirts.
At 15 degrees, St. Paul natives have the last cookouts before it gets too cold.
At 0 degrees, we close all the windows.
At 10 below 0, we get out our winter coats and skis.
At 25 below 0, hardy Girl Scouts in Hennepin County sell boxes of Trefoil cookies door to door.
At 40 below 0, Minneapolis residents let their lazy dogs sleep indoors.
At 100 below 0, we are all mad or upset because it is hard for anyone's snowmobiles to start.
At 460 below 0, we begin to ask if it is "Cold enough for you?"
At 500 below 0, the governor orders all Minnesota public schools to open three hours late.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, May 2011:
3rd - Ember Nickel with:
Just as these lines that merge to form a key
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