Anagrammy Placings by Ernesto Guiraldes
All the highly-placed anagrams by Ernesto Guiraldes from the Anagrammy Awards.
GENERAL CATEGORY, June 1998:
eq.1st - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Sinners under fierce wrath of God Almighty =
Ernesto Guiraldes offending... which martyr?
SPAM CATEGORY, June 1998:
1st - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Acne, Dandruff, Acne Rosacea, Psoriasis, Seborrhea, Eczema, Dry Skin or Dry Hair =
Paranoia/Schizoid Disorders, Amenorrhea, Canker Sufferers, Decay, Any Crabs.
GENERAL CATEGORY, July 1998:
eq.3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Paradox, Lund? A true general's art, motive? It's peace won! =
O! W. Tunstall-Pedoe's expert erudition carve a anagram.
SPAM CATEGORY, July 1998:
2nd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Rich beyond your wildest dreams =
Wordy sham ridiculed by Ernesto.
NAME CATEGORY, July 1998:
eq.2nd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Easter Island (Rapa Nui) =
It's an unreal paradise.
GENERAL CATEGORY, August 1998:
3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Honeymoon =
O-O! No hymen!!
RUDE CATEGORY, August 1998:
1st - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Bernardo Bertolucci's "Last Tango in Paris" =
O! Born to place rancid butter in a girl's ass.
SPAM CATEGORY, August 1998:
eq.3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Double your gas mileage and pay 1/2 price for gasoline! =
You are a silly bugger!! (predefined apologia on scam).
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, August 1998:
eq.3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Tottenham Hotspur Football Club =
Rotten shampoo clot. Bathtub full!
SPAM CATEGORY, September 1998:
eq.3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
WIN an iMac, Create Your Own Domain, Get Great Rates! =
We-we use an angry anagram to correct an idiot item!
LONG CATEGORY, September 1998:
3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
"Do you wanna learn foreign languages (Greek, Latin, Tamil, Chinese...)" =
Whee! I like to learn fancy Australian slang & genuine, good German.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, November 1998:
3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
"The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" =
These divas feted on queer's art, in cheerful plot.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, November 1998:
3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Our Christmas, in summer =
Some Christians murmur.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, December 1998:
3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Spain and Portugal =
Sunlit propaganda.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, January 1999:
2nd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca" =
Canny hero, trim gal, a Casbah pub...
RUDE CATEGORY, January 1999:
1st - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
"The brain? It's my second favorite organ" =
A ragin' hardon's my first bet. I covet one.
SPAM CATEGORY, January 1999:
1st - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
"Hello, I would like to take this chance to tell you how you can get to heaven, and live with God for all eternity." =
Know the theological novelty? Hinted how to levitate, arsehole? We all laughed, fuckin' idiot! O, runty acolyte!
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, January 1999:
1st - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca" =
Canny hero, trim gal, a Casbah pub...
An oriental bar; much Casbah gyp.
Play at bar, Sam! Burn aching echo!
Bergman & chap in thy casual bar. O!
Ambush, by hangar, entail cop car.
Bergman & raincoat chap. Ay, blush!
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, March 1999:
eq.3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Director Stanley Kubrick is dead =
I created dark tricks by delusion.
SPAM CATEGORY, March 1999:
eq.3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Totally Free ISP / Are You sick of Paying for Internet Access? =
Net liar? Yes! Stay off an ugly piece of corporate trickiness.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, March 1999:
eq.3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio =
I rejoin my long adored man, amigo.
SPAM CATEGORY, May 1999:
2nd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
"Hi lover, I am lonely waiting for you to call me. Let me be your "Dark Secret" for life!" =
Are you crying to offer unholy "vertical-smile" item - or fellatio work, belle dame?
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, May 1999:
eq.2nd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
The "Carry-On" Movie series =
Even more racy histories.
Horny team is ever cosier.
Hey men: corrosive satire.
Historic! Smear everyone.
Hi! Reverence? My ass! O riot!
Censor vetoes hairy emir.
Aye! Is irreverent smooch.
My satire receives honor.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, June 1999:
eq.2nd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
James Dean & Natalie Wood in Rebel Without a Cause =
Audiences saw both in awe: a Romeo and Juliet tale.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, July 1999:
1st - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman in "Eyes Wide Shut" =
Audiences saw her nudity. Men liked moist icon.
LONG CATEGORY, July 1999:
eq.2nd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Gene Kelly, Nina Foch and Oscar Levant in "An American in Paris" =
"Singin' in the Rain" leadin' man love Caron. France: a Yank's place!
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, July 1999:
2nd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman in "Eyes Wide Shut" =
Moralist whined; nude maid in key scene is cut. O! :(
His cock: unseen. Nudity's eliminated. Media row.
Male nudity diminished (wear suit). No cock seen.
Moralist audiences whined. One key mind is cut.
Hi. Wee, timid minority nuked scandalous scene.
GENERAL CATEGORY, August 1999:
eq.3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Improving immunization rates in children =
Prudent to minimizing viral ache in minors.
RUDE CATEGORY, August 1999:
2nd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Anal fissure =
A sinful arse.
LONG CATEGORY, September 1999:
3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Firearms storage practices and children in the home =
Charlton Heston ethics are misfired. Campaign erred.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, November 1999:
eq.2nd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Anglican Bishops in the House of Lords =
Abolish nostalgic union of shepherds!
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, July 2000:
eq.3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Actor Walter Matthau dies =
A star with a moderate cult.
GENERAL CATEGORY, October 2000:
1st - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Who's the World's Stupidest Person? =
Results show the Windsors topped.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, April 2001:
3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Screen actors Natalie Wood and Robert Wagner =
Drown gowned actress near recreational boat.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, July 2001:
2nd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Napster is dead =
Saddens pirate.
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