Anagrammy Placings by James H. Young
All the highly-placed anagrams by James H. Young from the Anagrammy Awards.
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, April 2001:
3rd - James H. Young with:
Here we have quite a brief story of art music all listed in an order according to dates. =
Cold Medieval style. An art where a quiet organ or recorder abuses its diatonic fifth.
To a time of Renaissance. Ruled where florid quaver goes to try basic cadential third.
Baroque. Rather ornamented scale grade with detail focused in solitary first voice.
Classical. A queer sort of a melody fit over a hard-beated uninteresting chord, I write.
Romantic. It is a quest so dedicated for a bluer, flowery, arching, heart-on-sleeve triad.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, April 2001:
1st - James H. Young with:
WHAT ARE THE HALLMARKS OF A GOOD ANAGRAM?
SPAM CATEGORY, May 2001:
2nd - James H. Young with:
Hi,
First off, thank you for reading my post.
Second I would like you to do something for me.
I have been surfing the web looking for some way to use the internet
to make some money.
I've seen ALL kinds of things, chain letters, get paid to surf,
paid to read e-mail etc. But then I ran into this site that I
am really interested in trying. But I'm not sure if it will work,
so I'm asking for your opinion. I THINK it's a great idea. But
BEFORE I send in my money i would like to know what some people
[i.e. you] that surf the net think. Would I be wasting my time
and money? Do you think other people would also sign up. Can I
make any money this way? What do you think?
Please go to the site look it over, then e-mail me your comments.
-GOOD OR BAD-
I need to know what people think about this BEFORE I make a mistake
that will cost me.
Thank you in advance.
Janet
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Dear Janet,
Hi! I thank you for this wonderfully kind memo. Normally, I love to help in any way. I would, but the problem is I take it you never checked with me or anyone at alt.anagrams to see if this letter was of the type I consider allowable in the newsgroup. If you had checked if it is, I think you'd have found that indeed it is not.
That makes the letter spam and you a spammer. It makes one interesting dilemma because now I must insult you. I hate to do it for you seem kind, however I need to, OK?
You are one blithering moron pig. This email is worthless and I know you represent the lowest type of garbage spewing goon. I think you own one wrinkled twat, one leaking tit, one fat butt stinking of shit. Look momma, you took a pee in your pants. I'm thinking the boobs look not so good. It is time to rim me, bite me, eat my shit and fuck off.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, May 2001:
1st - James H. Young with:
The Great Wall of China =
What a length of a relic!
LONG CATEGORY, September 2001:
1st - James H. Young with:
I hail USA! Our crazy law is in a list:
A lone driver may not operate a vehicle wearing a thick, dark
blindfold.
No one may imitate or mock a high clergyman.
Incest, which is inside a marriage, is legitimate.
We prohibit a hunt on Sunday.
No Asian woman can sit atop a man in sex.
No man slanders God (alias Our Savior, Jesus).
No sex is within a woman's anal area.
You cannot leave a car while it is driving ahead.
A skunk or a shark is not a pet.
No honking of a "melodic" horn in a car.
No kiss on a woman's skin as soon as a woman is not awake.
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Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut,
Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana,
Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts,
Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska,
Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North
Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania,
Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas,
Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin,
Wyoming.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, September 2001:
1st - James H. Young with:
A Nintendo Gameboy =
Made to be annoying.
LONG CATEGORY, October 2001:
1st - James H. Young with:
A
Plain and Easy Introduction to Practical Music (1597)
SPECIAL CATEGORY, February 2002:
2nd - James H. Young with:
The 100 Questions Used by the
United States Immigration and Naturalization Service Examiners in Citizenship Test
LONG CATEGORY, March 2002:
3rd - James H. Young with:
Welcome to Anagram International, Inc., manufacturers of the world's
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to a higher level, and customer service has real meaning. Founded
in 1976, Anagram International, Inc., is the world's largest manufacturer
of metallic balloons. Today, located in Minneapolis, Minnesota,
we market products in over 110 countries. Anagram is prepared
to support our customers' marketing activities world wide, either
through our Minneapolis office, or one of our eight sales and
distribution facilities located around the world.
If you'd like to learn more about Anagram, please select one of the listings on the left.
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Given our vast amount of traffic in alt.anagrams, certain fools in it are looking for more outrageous material to work with. It all results in an increasing number of incredibly strange and often quite idiotic results. It is because in the last 11 months, anagrams having to do with Shakespeare have dwindled a full 76 percent. Those with a connection to Edgar Allen Poe have decreased by around 90 percent too. Duller material like this poor one I crafted, in which I use a lame toy named "Anagram", rose 1 percent last year. Is it normal? Our future does not seem to allow for all our nice anagrams. If concerned parties direct all rude comments to me, I'll follow up on it in time.
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