Anagrammy Placings by Janet Muggeridge
All the highly-placed anagrams by Janet Muggeridge from the Anagrammy Awards.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, January 1999:
3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Police, Camera, Action! =
Ace Race Compilation!
TOPICAL CATEGORY, January 1999:
2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Ministry of Agriculture =
Guilty farmer is in court.
SPAM CATEGORY, January 1999:
3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
test don't bother reading =
Do better - hoard in Test NG.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, January 1999:
2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Charles and Camilla =
Hell, a rascal - Di 'n' Cam.
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, January 1999:
3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
A recipe for spaghetti bolognese =
Beef grot or pig loin, cheese, pasta.
Cheaper beef sirloin, potato, eggs.
I grate pool of cheese, spit banger.
Pleb chef agog at rotisserie? Nope!
O, I blanch tiger pee pesto for ages.
e.g. heat casserole, bite frog, pop in.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, February 1999:
1st - Janet Muggeridge with:
Weather forecast: it will be very mild and sunny today =
Met. data didn't tell: rainy, icy, we shovel February snow.
RUDE CATEGORY, February 1999:
2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Apologies are NOT accepted. This is alt.anagrams, remember? I
expect nothing less than the rudest of 'grams. Heck... I'd be
disappointed if a few nasty ones didn't pop up! =
Let a mite nest in Rodley's genitals, then he can't screw Brenda.
Get "shampoo", shithead. If orifice goes drip, pop ointment
on tampax pad. Pad pubes. Get AIDS, assfucker!
LONG CATEGORY, February 1999:
3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Some penance for making jibes about an unhealthy European diet =
Bread 'n' muesli 'n' bananas 'n' fruit juice keep me on top. Oh yeah, go eat!
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, February 1999:
2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Sir William MacPherson =
Low Mr Chair - I slip names.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, February 1999:
2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Sinclair and Girnigoe Castle =
Gaelic garrison: is it clan den?
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, February 1999:
eq.2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Please don't mention the war =
Tend to weep: Torah men slain.
Demean Hitler POWs? Not neat!
Interned POWs meant alot, eh?
GENERAL CATEGORY, March 1999:
1st - Janet Muggeridge with:
So what is my Intelligence Quotient, please? =
You get 'nil' in select Mensa test: low IQ. Hi, ape!
SPAM CATEGORY, March 1999:
eq.3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
- Mp3- cutie - http://www.geocities.com/CapeCanaveral/Station/7904/ =
Now accept a cool review - cut pathetic timewasting spam!
LONG CATEGORY, March 1999:
eq.2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Yes, it's due time for your dreaded dental appointment - you know the drill. =
Pain midst untidy root end. After wonky teeth pulled, you're demolarised.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, March 1999:
1st - Janet Muggeridge with:
Highlands of Scotland =
Och, hills and daft song.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, April 1999:
2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
William Shakespeare's 'Antony and Cleopatra' =
Play: "Caesar won: hard to sink. Asp, a-Nile-late me!"
TOPICAL CATEGORY, April 1999:
2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Local government elections =
Inane mongrels collect vote.
SPAM CATEGORY, April 1999:
2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Death to spam! =
Hate mad post!
GENERAL CATEGORY, May 1999:
eq.3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Late night Chinese food party =
Heating the crispy noodle fat.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, May 1999:
1st - Janet Muggeridge with:
'The Sun' apologises to Sophie Rhys-Jones =
I so enjoy a topless photo ruse, Highness!
RUDE CATEGORY, May 1999:
1st - Janet Muggeridge with:
Satin negligees =
Seeing genitals.
GENERAL CATEGORY, June 1999:
eq.3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Self-catering holidays =
Ideal fling? Chores stay!
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, July 1999:
eq.2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Samuel Taylor Coleridge =
Lo, I am "Old Tar Curse" elegy.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, July 1999:
eq.2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
The Eiffel Tower =
O feet! Where lift?!
GENERAL CATEGORY, August 1999:
eq.3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Cartoon =
No actor.
GENERAL CATEGORY, September 1999:
3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Tam-o'-shanter =
One smart hat.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, September 1999:
eq.2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Labour Party Conference =
Only been a corrupt farce.
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, September 1999:
eq.3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Gossard 'Superboost' bra =
Grabs O so proud breasts.
Boobs art - dress up or sag.
Stars or upgrades boobs.
God, breasts up - orbs soar.
Drags up breasts, oo orbs!
Boobs protrude as ass, gr!
Boobs - grasp sad trouser.
Breasts brag - O so rods up.
So group broad's breasts.
Broad's breasts - spur goo.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, October 1999:
eq.3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
"If you or any of your I.M. Force is caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions." =
"Oy, why do you work for official liars like that (congressman or senator)?!"
"I get a fee."
"Your view - unduly icy cold!"
RUDE CATEGORY, October 1999:
2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Sanitary towel =
Lay in sore twat.
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, October 1999:
1st - Janet Muggeridge with:
Porcelain toilets =
To clear piles into.
Lose crap in toilet.
Crap lies on toilet.
Septic latrine/loo.
Note pale clitoris.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, November 1999:
3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
My Sony Playstation =
Nasty noisy palm-toy.
RUDE CATEGORY, November 1999:
3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Intercourse, USA =
I, a sore cunt user.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, November 1999:
2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
The biggest shopping mall in Western Europe =
Bluewater: I shop then limp. Nest-egg's gone. R.I.P.
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, November 1999:
3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Birth control methods =
Norm to ditch brothels.
Mr, control the bod's hit!
Condom let births thro'.
Months' retch 'til brood.
Clothes torn mid-throb.
Lots born, ditch mother.
Mother's not told: birch!
Rich mothers don't bolt.
Hitch: oldest born to Mr.
Motto's child 'n' brother.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, December 1999:
eq.2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Muhammad Ali is the 'BBC Sports Personality of the Century' =
Formerly Cassius Clay, potent hitter bobs, I had mean thump.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, December 1999:
3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
The South Pole =
Use to help hot.
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, December 1999:
1st - Janet Muggeridge with:
Penis enlargement =
Pleasing men enter.
Gel earn semen pint.
Leering, pant, "semen!"
Men, preen genitals.
Sneer, ample gent in.
GENERAL CATEGORY, January 2000:
1st - Janet Muggeridge with:
Anti-depressants =
Nastiness, depart!
TOPICAL CATEGORY, January 2000:
2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Deutsche Bank swallowed Morgan Grenfell =
Farewell England. Deutschmark owns globe.
LONG CATEGORY, January 2000:
3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Tomorrow Glaxo Wellcome and Smithkline Beecham are to join up
and form a single large company. =
Legal work - two major firms merge and so annex the global monopoly
on pharmaceutical medicine.
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, January 2000:
2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
The smallest room in the house =
Theme: shithole, stools, manure.
O stem, slash here. Hum on toilet.
Arsehole's on the toilet. Hum, Ms!
Short hum on toilet, else shame.
Enema rule: ho, shit them stools!
Let's hear smut in the home's loo.
Reams the slut in the home's loo.
Rush the meal mess into the loo.
Rates the home: loo's in the slum?
Arsehole moment - oh let us shit!
Urinates, smelt the homo's hole.
Hello! sat, met home host's urine.
So the hot urine smell's at home.
Miss tho' seen the loo. Male hurt.
Miss the loo tho' seen the mural.
Hot mess result in the loo. Ahem!
Mess in the loo? Rule: that's home!
GENERAL CATEGORY, February 2000:
3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Hotel lobby =
Hot bell-boy.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, February 2000:
1st - Janet Muggeridge with:
Dame Agatha Christie's famous Belgian detective Monsieur Hercule Poirot =
Crime-fiction egghead sleuth beats a poisoner: "Murder, it has a motive, a clue!"
TOPICAL CATEGORY, February 2000:
2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
The doctors' medical report says General Augusto Pinochet is brain damaged =
Sad dotty aging murderer escapes subpoena and trial. Go home to Chile, racist!
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, February 2000:
1st - Janet Muggeridge with:
Does a Scotsman wear anything under his kilt? =
"Wee hairy nuts," said strong lad Ken Macintosh.
Och an' I hid my knees in Douglas's tartan trews.
Lass in dirt, must wash cardigan, ye ken the noo.
Och 'n' laird sent guests in a dram o' neat whisky.
Wish orgasms so I undid the clan tartan, ye ken.
O Scots Highlanders army kit want nae undies.
RUDE CATEGORY, April 2000:
2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Sweaty bollocks =
Boy lacks towels.
LONG CATEGORY, July 2000:
3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Her Majesty's Government says it is about to seek German recruits
for the United Kingdom's Special Air Service. =
Regiment is so reduced I've Krauts in Tommy's military forces.
Be so perverse, ja? Nein, it's "hostage-takers, achtung!"
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, July 2000:
eq.2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Golden Wedding Anniversary =
Grand loving years end wined.
Goldy award dinner's evening.
And now reliving dad's energy.
Worn diary gladdens evening.
Dad's in revel and now greying.
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, August 2000:
3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
I do like eating corn-on-the-cob - it's mouthwatering. =
Cook it. Ah, so adore chewing on it in melting butter.
Boo, I go clean teeth, to rid grain stuck on/within 'em.
RUDE CATEGORY, February 2001:
3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
I am sitting on the toilet =
I meant to let go shit in it.
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