Anagrammy Placings by Joe Fathallah
All the highly-placed anagrams by Joe Fathallah from the Anagrammy Awards.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, March 2002:
eq.1st - Joe Fathallah with:
Fat Club =
Cut flab.
RUDE CATEGORY, April 2002:
2nd - Joe Fathallah with:
Fancy coming out for a drink? =
Try a con: gin, find a room, fuck.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, April 2002:
1st - Joe Fathallah with:
Anagram Genius =
Gag in a surname.
GENERAL CATEGORY, May 2002:
1st - Joe Fathallah with:
The Rat Race =
That career.
SPAM CATEGORY, May 2002:
3rd - Joe Fathallah with:
You are no doubt asking "What is this inquiry doing on this
news group, which has nothing to do with sex?"
But this is precisely why this type of news group was chosen for this scientific investigation. We want to gather information from ordinary males who are not overly preoccupied with sex, be it heterosexual, homosexual, or pedosexual. We want to get, as much as is possible, a world wide, longitudinal, and to some degree cross cultural set of data. So we ask your open minded consideration of our request, and we ask the indulgence of your webmaster in facilitating this research project by allowing this post to remain.
If you are male, and would like to contribute to this research please go to:
http://shfri.addr.com/w2/wae.html
Thank you for contributing to the advancement of scientific knowledge about the sexuality of boys.
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So, nitwit maniac fool, do I understand now or do I not? You are looking for "ordinary males who are not overly preoccupied with sex", but you post this message on *this* newsgroup?! You are a fat anal shithead if you think that we, who insist on using such sexual words in our work, are not a totally sex obsessed lot! Words like fuck, shit, cunt, bitch, anal - sex, tosser, laid, screw, threesome, panties, poof and blowjob! If I can recommend reading the rude section of the archives at www.anagrammy.com, which until quite recently were fed by this group (not now though). For example, here are 2 masterpieces of wit to show. One by Lardy....
Clit - piercing = Clip it, cringe!
Another quite sexual one by the great Mey K....
Tight blouse = Oh, tits bulge!
Wow, cool!
Get the picture, sad naive idiot? Afraid now, sod? I insist doing this stuff is not, as often thought, a sad pastime!
GENERAL CATEGORY, June 2002:
2nd - Joe Fathallah with:
True friends ~
endure rifts.
GENERAL CATEGORY, July 2002:
eq.3rd - Joe Fathallah with:
The Meaning of Life =
Feel fate homing in.
RUDE CATEGORY, August 2002:
3rd - Joe Fathallah with:
The Christian Church =
Ah, the rich rich cunts!
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, August 2002:
3rd - Joe Fathallah with:
Microsoft Instant Text Messenger Service =
Tests confirm it covers Internet sex games.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, September 2002:
eq.3rd - Joe Fathallah with:
Osama bin Laden =
Bad as Lenin & Mao.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, September 2002:
3rd - Joe Fathallah with:
Persian Gulf =
A fuel spring.
RUDE CATEGORY, October 2002:
2nd - Joe Fathallah with:
How to achieve straight A's =
Shit, I vow to shag a teacher!
LONG CATEGORY, January 2003:
3rd - Joe Fathallah with:
What is AREA51.NET all about?
Our goal is to bring you the best collection of links and information on Government conspiracies, advanced technologies, and UFO's that has ever been compiled on the Internet!
It is not our intention to draw conclusions on these subjects for you, but to allow you to quickly and easily access information. It is in the discussion and research of these topics that the truth can eventually be sifted out. There is a great deal of content on these subjects scattered throughout the Internet. It is our intention to unite this content right here at AREA51.NET.
Television shows such as Star Trek The Next Generation, and The X Files have created a great deal of public interest in the unknown. In addition, they have impacted not only the world of science fiction, but the world of science fact as well. There are many unanswered questions when it comes to what the Government does behind closed doors. There are equally as many questions about secret advanced technology, both terrestrial and extra terrestrial. It is the unknown that both frightens and intrigues us. It is a puzzle that has taken years to develop, and may take many more years to complete. Come and join us on this journey into the unknown.
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Once, in Area 51....
[Seven loud gunshots]
Kid: Eh, what's that?
Soldier: [Talks on mobile] Seems it was that rotten Joe Fathallah and friends. They've been on the FBI Most Wanted List for ages! [Talks on mobile] Oh never? Shit! Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt! Shit! CUNT! The corpses did not quite land across the line! You can pull them over then, boy.
Kid: Yes Sir! [Runs]
Soldier: So, to Mr Bin Laden then. Nice to meet you. Here's your cool luxury house, with sauna facilities. Note that the one condition is, we can just look for you in any country in the Middle East forever. Agreed to, then?
Bin Laden: Agreed to! Neat!
[Texan accent, out of a tent]: Tony cutey, that bum's nice! Give it to me, honey! Bash on it, pet! And eat at the teats, pet! Oooh! Nice infective spurt!
Bin Laden: Eh, what's that noise then?
Soldier: Er.... that I cannot, er.... just don't worry about that. Come here and see this neat exhibit.
Bin Laden: I cannot, there's nothing in it!
Soldier: Quite so, it's the President's cranium. Now, here's Zorg, of the planet Qari.
Zorg: [Not understandable, characterless noises]
Soldier: We attacked Qari ten, no, twelve years ago, since it contains 51 great vast stocks of Lio, a precious natural resource that we lack. Now the Intergalactic Community hates us forever. Now, I need to join George and Tony! [Runs off fast]
RUDE CATEGORY, April 2003:
2nd - Joe Fathallah with:
Prostitute =
Spitter-out.
GENERAL CATEGORY, July 2003:
3rd - Joe Fathallah with:
Rats and mice ~
in cat's dream.
GENERAL CATEGORY, August 2003:
2nd - Joe Fathallah with:
Nuclear weapons =
One war cleans up.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, December 2003:
3rd - Joe Fathallah with:
Mambo No. 5
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, March 2004:
3rd - Joe Fathallah with:
The Socialist Party =
Its policy's a threat.
LONG CATEGORY, April 2004:
3rd - Joe Fathallah with:
Free!
"How You Can Give Up Work and be a Property Millionaire Instead"
"Start From Scratch - Live on Easy Street Instead of Struggling For a Living!"
Dear Friend,
Are you sick of the daily grind? Tired of working hard for little reward and sick of never having enough to make ends meet?
At last there is a way out…
Have you noticed how ordinary people are quietly getting wealthy through property? How even your taxi driver and window cleaner mention their 'buy-to-let flat'? Ever thought "Huh? How did he manage to buy investment property?"
They discovered the way out…
~
...Register with the Mafia today!
A wholehearted adventure!
Your friendly local Don is waiting for your call. You try your hand at overseeing:
> Murder and terror.
> Prostitution and weed imports.
> The trade of whiskey mixed with heroin to Arabia.
> The holding up and theft of vehicles.
> Publicity (The Sun).
> Phony Tony's unofficial paperwork.
Drink a beer, eat greedily and vegetate in front of the TV! Get very drunk, overweight, ugly, grey and grotesque!
Everyone is very welcome, although those with know-how in politics or private sector management are advantaged.
LONG CATEGORY, November 2004:
2nd - Joe Fathallah with:
The Lord's Prayer
RUDE CATEGORY, March 2005:
2nd - Joe Fathallah with:
"The Sun" tabloid newspaper =
Hands out bare, wet nipples.
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