Anagrammy Placings by Mattias Inghe
All the highly-placed anagrams by Mattias Inghe from the Anagrammy Awards.
LONG CATEGORY, July 1998:
3rd - Mattias Inghe with:
THE SHAREWARE POLICY: TRIAL USE OUR SOFTWARE FOR THIRTY DAYS BEFORE PAYING, OK? =
Oh yeah?!? Fuck it! These pirates won't pay for flary big-error wares, you oldie rats.
LONG CATEGORY, August 1998:
1st - Mattias Inghe with:
One day, when I couldn't decide what the hell I should make
an anagram out of, I got this funky idea. "Aha! Why not make
a great anagram out of the fact that I can not find any suitable
text?" So I just typed this down, and made the little masterpiece
below with it. Oh, am I a fantastic wonderful genius or what?
=
This is what became the anagrammed solution to the four sentences
of non-important shit I typed. I had an idea of what I want, but
no idea whether I would fix a decent lucky hack. Hate to say,
I think it went well, at last, to get an affiliated, thoughtful,
homemade, and juicy anagram today. Use Long Award?
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, September 1998:
3rd - Mattias Inghe with:
Sailor Mooniverse =
Oo! Anime lovers, sir!
SPAM CATEGORY, September 1998:
eq.3rd - Mattias Inghe with:
Get this vile pornography out of my newsgroup!!! =
Then while you fry, group got over spam posting.
LONG CATEGORY, September 1998:
2nd - Mattias Inghe with:
There was a teenager named Donna,
Who never said, "No, I don't wanna."
Two days out of three,
She would shoot LSD,
And on weekends she smoked marijuana.
=
She was hot on a man-in-van loser.
God, when Jim take a weekend to use her.
So stoned are the two,
and nerdy dead so,
Donna would find a swan to amuse her.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, April 1999:
3rd - Mattias Inghe with:
[Anagrammed Beatles titles.]
I Saw Her Standing There =
Nearsighted heart wins.
I Want To Hold Your Hand =
I want horny adulthood.
Oil that hard woody, nun.
Horn-and-tail duty: Oh! Ow!
I'll Cry Instead =
Drastic yellin'.
Lady Madonna =
Annoy mad lad.
Nowhere Man =
Women ran, eh?
P.S. I Love You =
O, you pelvis!
Paperback Writer =
Beware! Crap PR kit.
Please Please Me =
Else, pee a sample.
She Loves You =
Yo, use shovel.
She's a Woman =
He's a woman's.
Something =
Me: hitsong.
Twist and Shout =
Thousand twits.
Yellow Submarine =
My new blue sailor.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, July 2002:
2nd - Mattias Inghe with:
google.com =
Come, log, go.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, August 2002:
eq.3rd - Mattias Inghe with:
The World Summit on Sustainable Development =
Men vowed a battle: Pollution ends this summer!
LONG CATEGORY, August 2002:
eq.3rd - Mattias Inghe with:
When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why, God? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'
=
So, the awfully mighty Lord seems to have had a funny type of humor. Between us, did He once honestly do this? We might never know. Now, rest assured, if God said anything firm to the Judean fellow Job, he sure didn't speak English, did he?
GENERAL CATEGORY, September 2002:
2nd - Mattias Inghe with:
Cruelty to animals =
It comes naturally.
GENERAL CATEGORY, October 2002:
3rd - Mattias Inghe with:
Liposuction surgery =
Losing your piecrust.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, October 2002:
2nd - Mattias Inghe with:
Israel's raid on Khan Younis =
I say 'So unkind, Ariel Sharon!'
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, November 2002:
1st - Mattias Inghe with:
Age should claim ~
Michael Douglas.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, December 2002:
1st - Mattias Inghe with:
Capitol Hill =
Politic hall.
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