Anagrammy Placings by Neil Ramsay
All the highly-placed anagrams by Neil Ramsay from the Anagrammy Awards.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, October 2006:
2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
The Americans' Central Intelligence Agency =
An ethically negligent menace since Carter.
GENERAL CATEGORY, January 2007:
eq3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
Late Shift? ~
That's life!
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, February 2007:
eq2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
Nessie ~
is seen?
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, February 2007:
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
by
Christopher Marlowe
Come live with me and be my Love,
And we will all the pleasures prove
That hills and valleys, dale and field,
And all the craggy mountains yield. =
Love's Simple Deed
Rivals plans seem to end it all,
A gun, a pop, a deadly call.
With Chino's bullet in thy chest,
I hold thee to my loving breast.
Love, we never shall despair,
Hold my hand, we're halfway there.
Maria
LONG CATEGORY, March 2007:
1st - Neil Ramsay with:
A lonely young lad is totally into tractors. He knows all the latest models.
One day though, he sees a tractor run over a dog and he becomes less interested in tractors because every time he thinks of them he is reminded of that poor old dog.
So, ten years pass and the lad (now a young man) walks into a bar with his girlfriend.
The girlfriend declares "God I hate it when it's so darn smoky in these places"
The lad takes a deep breath and then proceeds to breathe in all the smoke in the bar.
His girlfriend says "Man! how did you do that??"
The young man replied "Didn't you know that I'm an ex-tractor fan"
=
One weekend, a country lane walks into a pub and orders himself a drink.
Some other roads and lanes are all hanging out at the hotel bar too.
The old barman points over to the corner:
"See that motorway. I suggest you avoid him. He's the maddest road in here"
Only soon, a silly little orange dirt-track swaggers defiantly into the pub.
A chilling silence descends.
The motorway despondently downs his drink, hops deftly to his feet and makes for the fire exit.
"Hey, and I thought he was the maddest road in here?" says the lane.
The barman smiles:
"Indeed so, but that orange dirt-track is a cycle-path"
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, April 2007:
2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
Spring is passing by
Birds weep, and even the eyes
Of fish are tearful
=
Hibernation ends.
I view flying geese pass far,
Sped by fresh pasture.
LONG CATEGORY, April 2007:
2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
US constitution second amendment: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed
=
Indeed, but is the blatant massacre of the teenage American students killed by the loner Cho Seung-Hui's relentless weapon a fitting, legitimate price to pay for freedom or not?
SPECIAL CATEGORY, May 2007:
1st - Neil Ramsay with:
Desiderata
RUDE CATEGORY, May 2007:
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
Finding the clitoris =
Fingers toil in ditch.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, June 2007:
Eq.3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
Tony Blairs last day in power =
Today, Brown's plan is reality!
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, July 2007:
2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
A quote from Mao Tse-Tung:
"Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed" =
Could someone show that pious, bigoted, pitiless twit called Bush how to withdraw from Iraqi soil.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, July 2007:
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
Scotland the Brave
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, August 2007:
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
Tolkien's Legolas Greenleaf =
Ageless, eternal-looking elf.
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, August 2007:
Eq3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."
=
Gollum dreamt.
"Bad liars and thieves stole it.
We need to have it.
The Wilderness.
The Unrequited Love.
The Eternal Heartache.
The Fatal Infatuation.
and...
My Precious."
LONG CATEGORY, August 2007:
2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
Boromir quote: "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly." =
Bush: "OK Tony, here's the tactical plan. We send our soldiers to war over in Iraq. I must finish what Daddy started. You also must lie, shoulder the blame for destabilising the region, starting a rotten jihad and the bloodshed and terrorism. When your inept outfit fire you, we send you back over to them as our latest middle-east peace envoy."
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, September 2007:
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
Methicillin Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus =
Mysterious cultures I catch in "clean" hospitals.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, September 2007:
1st - Neil Ramsay with:
Customer: "Waiter, waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup?" =
Waiter's tip: "Ahem, I would fancy he's trying to swim out sir."
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, September 2007:
2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
France, Canada, Russia, Italy, Germany, Japan, The United Kingdom, and The United States of America =
Our Mission Statement: Peacemaking acts.
And reality?: Creating an undue affray, Jihad and death.
LONG CATEGORY, September 2007:
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
Geneva Convention: Article Five
Should any doubt arise as to whether persons, having committed a belligerent act and having fallen into the hands of the enemy, belong to any of the categories enumerated in Article Four, such persons shall enjoy the protection of the present Convention until such time as their status has been determined by a competent tribunal.
=
Unless of course these persons have been subjectively convicted of 'potential suspicion' by the demented hothead Bush or his malevolent US government henchmen as part of their incompetent 'War on Terror'. In this case, the 'atheist felons' may be indefinitely confined on Guantanamo Bay and interrogated at length in that unethical 'court', never to get a legal trial.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, October 2007:
1st - Neil Ramsay with:
Great Britain's House of Lords ~
has inert, bourgeois old farts.
LONG CATEGORY, October 2007:
2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
"In nineteen seventy two, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit.
These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground.
Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team."
=
Seven years ago, a redneck republican movement was sent to Capitol Hill after a vote they didn't win fairly.
These madmen then commenced a clumsy programme of devious myth and international conflict.
Today, mocked by many, these veteran idiots can exist only to further their fortunes.
If you need a war begun or if you're momentously stupid, perhaps you can commission "The B-Team".
SPECIAL CATEGORY, October 2007:
2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
Sittin' in the mornin' sun
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, November 2007:
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
Inebriety ~
i.e., Britney
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, November 2007:
1st - Neil Ramsay with:
The Bush Administration's foreign policy ~
is an upsetting, horrific myth based on oil.
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, December 2007:
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
Were there nails in the wood of the manger?
Did a thorn put the baby in danger?
Take your peace while you can,
Who is born Son of Man.
Sleep for now, the betrayal comes later.
=
On the twenty fifth day in December,
We Europeans should all try to remember,
That poor boy who was born,
A genuine wee capricorn,
Had one holiest king alone as a father.
LONG CATEGORY, December 2007:
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
Happy, happy Christmas
SPECIAL CATEGORY, December 2007:
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
Hope is the thing...
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, January 2008:
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
The Robert Burns classic "Auld Lang Syne" =
A tune sung by shrill and cerebral Scots.
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, January 2008:
2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
Bessie Braddock: "Winston, you are drunk!"
Churchill: "And Madam, you are ugly. And tomorrow, I'll be sober, and you will still be ugly."
=
Bush: Die, Rot! You mad, irksome outcast Arab world scoundrel.
Bin Laden: Away! You old warmongering redneck US hillbilly bully!
RUDE CATEGORY, January 2008:
2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
What French people make a whistling sound? =
The womens naked parachuting fellowship!
TOPICAL CATEGORY, February 2008:
2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
Tense politics underlie a ~
US Presidential election.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, February 2008:
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
Transcendental Meditation =
Man radiated silent content.
GENERAL CATEGORY, March 2008:
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
Sad report =
Teardrops.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, March 2008:
2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
Number Ten Downing Street, Westminster, London =
It's Gordon Brown's new tenement until term ends.
GENERAL CATEGORY, April 2008:
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
Christian chorus =
It soars in church.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, April 2008:
1st - Neil Ramsay with:
bush (noun):
A single low plant with many branches that arise from or near the ground. =
Bush (person):
A snooty, lethal, incoherent, inhuman, wrathful, warmongering bastard.
GENERAL CATEGORY, May 2008:
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
So draw ~
a sword.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, May 2008:
2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
President Boris Tadic =
Did I protect Serbians?
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, May 2008:
Eq1st - Neil Ramsay with:
THE ELEPHANT
Hilaire Belloc
When people call this beast to mind,
They marvel more and more
At such a little tail behind,
So large a trunk before.
=
THE LAMB
Neil Ramsay
On all her farmland pasture,
The gentle lamb on her tiptoes.
The lovable, childlike creature,
Eh? Nice with boiled potatoes.
RUDE CATEGORY, July 2008:
1st - Neil Ramsay with:
I want her tits ~
in a wet t-shirt.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, August 2008:
1st - Neil Ramsay with:
Rebecca Adlington =
Gold can be certain
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, August 2008:
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
sourceforge.net =
free to scrounge
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, September 2008:
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
I respectfully request to be relieved from the command of this army =
I'd really much prefer to yet be free from this most evil, mad conquest.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, October 2008:
2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
Republican campaigning =
McCain: Bugger. Palin: Pain.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, December 2008:
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
"All I want for Christmas is you" =
Woman has flirtatious lyrics.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, January 2009:
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
We yelled as one final ode for George W Bush ~
So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye.
GENERAL CATEGORY, February 2009:
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
A hot actress =
At the Oscars.
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, February 2009:
2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
Voltaire: Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination =
Love is a Sunday Morning in bed; Radio Five. A bacon butty, tea and her smile arrive.
GENERAL CATEGORY, May 2009:
1st - Neil Ramsay with:
Cold lager =
Clear gold.
RUDE CATEGORY, May 2009:
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
Howling "No.... There!" =
In the wrong hole.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, August 2009:
2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
The Dell Corporation =
I'll order a PC too then.
RUDE CATEGORY, August 2009:
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
Any groin ~
in an orgy.
GENERAL CATEGORY, September 2009:
1st - Neil Ramsay with:
First base
Second base
Third base
A home run =
Smooch
Rate breasts
Hand in briefs
Use a bed.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, September 2009:
2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
Serena Williams ~
is mean. I'll swear.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, July 2010:
eq3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
BP failure not ~
unprofitable.
SPECIAL CATEGORY, July 2010:
2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
12 Haikus For 12 Months
TOPICAL CATEGORY, August 2010:
1st - Neil Ramsay with:
Pope said religion had ~
organised pedophilia.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, August 2010:
1st - Neil Ramsay with:
Springsteen =
Spent singer.
ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, August 2010:
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
"My fellow citizens: I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors."
President Barack Obama =
Ford informed the FBI,
Carter's cold war fed them lies.
Reagan's shot was a furtive act,
Bush's Storm - an oily pact.
Frisky Clinton - rub a dub dub,
Then they set free Beelzebub!
Aye, you seem OK too...
GENERAL CATEGORY, September 2010:
2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
Vatican doctrine =
A divine contract?
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, May 2011:
1st - Neil Ramsay with:
Severiano Ballesteros =
Valor es sobresaliente.
RUDE CATEGORY, May 2011:
2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
Mr Ryan Giggs OBE =
My organ's bigger.
GENERAL CATEGORY, August 2011:
2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
Dictatorships ~
dispatch riots.
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