Anagrammy Placings by Rick Rothstein
All the highly-placed anagrams by Rick Rothstein from the Anagrammy Awards.
GENERAL CATEGORY, October 2000:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
The Scriptures =
Precise truths.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, October 2000:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
The Yugoslav President Slobodan Milosevic =
Damning evil policy, Serbs voted asshole out.
RUDE CATEGORY, October 2000:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
I please her vagina =
I have a large penis.
SPAM CATEGORY, November 2000:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
Safe And Easy Snoring Solution! =
Insert nose in ass of a young lad.
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, November 2000:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
Used car salesman =
Rude men, as a class.
A damn useless car.
Alas! Scams endure.
A damn sale's curse.
Resumes a scandal.
GENERAL CATEGORY, December 2000:
eq.2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
Lived a life of danger =
Loved feeling afraid.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, December 2000:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
I demand a recount =
A dream continued.
ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, December 2000:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Golden years =
So legendary.
See? Old 'n' gray!
A rosy legend.
Elder's agony.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, January 2001:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Family Planning Association =
I'm on pill; a fanatic's saying "NO!"
GENERAL CATEGORY, February 2001:
eq.2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
After nine months =
Met her infant son.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, March 2001:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
Foot and Mouth Disease =
Fate's too damn hideous!
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, March 2001:
eq.3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Kate Winslet =
Sweet talkin'.
RUDE CATEGORY, June 2001:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Unseen, I saw her twat, a seeping scab... ~
because she wasn't wearing panties.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, May 2004:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
The Middle East Peace Talks =
Ditch deals, keep stalemate.
RUDE CATEGORY, May 2004:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
An incestuous act =
Eat a cousin's cunt.
GENERAL CATEGORY, June 2004:
eq.3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
A college graduate =
Goal? Actual degree.
RUDE CATEGORY, July 2004:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
A licensed brothel =
Behold! It's cleaner.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, August 2004:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
The Australian Olympic swimmer, Ian Thorpe =
I'm in pool races... I'm always triumphant there.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, September 2004:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Weight Watchers International, Inc. ~
ran neat clinic where waist got thin.
AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE CATEGORY, September 2004:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
"Hey! Note this down-and-out loon gave this to me for free." =
"Now I only have ten thousand more of these to get rid of."
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, October 2004:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Comedian Rodney Dangerfield =
Famed legend died in coronary.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, October 2004:
eq.3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Yasser Arafat flown to Hopital d'Instruction des Armees de Percy in France. =
A fancy theory is... Palestinians' world-famous President treated for cancer.
RUDE CATEGORY, October 2004:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Self gratification =
Fisting of clit-area.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, November 2004:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
The American Society of Plastic Surgeons =
No lies... cosmetic surgery ain't cheap, fatso.
RUDE CATEGORY, November 2004:
eq.3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
The pleasures of being a rock musician =
Main scenario's the fuckable groupies!
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, January 2005:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
"The Last Supper" (Leonardo da Vinci) ~
pictured the lone Savior and pals.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, January 2005:
eq.3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Sumatra, Indonesia =
O damn! A sea ruins it.
GENERAL CATEGORY, February 2005:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Premenstrual syndrome =
Tampons render me surly.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, February 2005:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
State of the Union Address =
Dishonest data? Sure! Often!
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, March 2005:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
The Norwegian artist Edvard Munch =
Tortured hand-waving in "The Scream".
TOPICAL CATEGORY, May 2005:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
One path to unite countries... ~
the European Constitution.
RUDE CATEGORY, May 2005:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
The Miss Universe Contest, ~
it's never seen so much tits!
GENERAL CATEGORY, June 2005:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
For the evil that men do ~
doth live on after them.
AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE CATEGORY, June 2005:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
The Austrian neurologist Sigmund Freud =
Guilt ensures anguish of a tortured mind.
RUDE CATEGORY, June 2005:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
A problem getting an erection =
Met girl... Nope! I can't get a boner.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, July 2005:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
My name is Bond... James Bond. =
Enjoys madmen... and bimbos.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, July 2005:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
The National Sex Offender Public Registry =
Benefit? Alert young children of ex-rapists.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, August 2005:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Clears land mines... Oh-oh! Forgot one! =
The Congressional Medal of Honor.
RUDE CATEGORY, August 2005:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Visit the bathroom =
Shit, bathe or vomit.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, September 2005:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
New Orleans ‡
No real news.
RUDE CATEGORY, November 2005:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
The United States Marine Corps =
A prostitute's dream? Ten inches!
GENERAL CATEGORY, December 2005:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
Cognitive therapist: ~
"I've got rich patients!"
RUDE CATEGORY, December 2005:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Ah! A suppository clue... ~
Oh, place it up your ass.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, February 2006:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Mozart's Eine Kleine Nachtmusik =
Nice notes, like in them mazurkas.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, February 2006:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Nuclear disarmament =
Lecture Iran's madman.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, February 2006:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
The Vice President of the United States of America, Dick Cheney =
"I shot up a friend's face, neck, chest, etc." (Yet the idiot never aimed!)
RUDE CATEGORY, February 2006:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Ang Lee's film "Brokeback Mountain" =
I break all "men-fucking-men" taboos.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, March 2006:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
Maureen Stapleton =
A supreme talent, no?
RUDE CATEGORY, March 2006:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Oral stimulation of the clitoris =
Lo! A lot of irritation 'til she cums.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, April 2006:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes =
Loco mates name the kid Suri.
RUDE CATEGORY, April 2006:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Homosexual partners =
Poor me... anal-sex hurts.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, May 2006:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Mount Merapi, Central Java, Indonesia =
Lava eruption means a major incident.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, May 2006:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
The Church of Scientology =
Goofy cult cons the rich, eh?
RUDE CATEGORY, May 2006:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Use a personal lubricant... =
Rubs it on pleasure canal.
AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE CATEGORY, June 2006:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
The World Cup finals in Germany =
France may win during hot spell.
RUDE CATEGORY, June 2006:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
A pleasing shape =
Appealing ass, eh?
RUDE CATEGORY, August 2006:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Breast augmentation surgery ~
guarantees men grab your tits.
GENERAL CATEGORY, September 2006:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Memorial event =
Relive a moment.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, September 2006:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Leonardo da Vinci's "The Last Supper" =
Passover dinner hides actual plot.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, September 2006:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
Yearly rant by dad, "Er, is she a sexually active teenager?" =
She is barely sixteen, very cute and already a great lay,
GENERAL CATEGORY, October 2006:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Religious fundamentalist =
Futile rituals in God's name.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, October 2006:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
The Republican Congressman Mark Foley ~
prefers young, macho, black male interns.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, October 2006:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
The Gideons International =
An interest in God in a hotel.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, November 2006:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Talking Jesus dolls... ~
It's all godless junk.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, December 2006:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
The Old Testament's ~
themes tend to last.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, February 2007:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
The Maiden of Orleans =
Honored female saint.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, February 2007:
eq2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
The British Parliament: ~
"That Mr. Blair, he is inept!"
RUDE CATEGORY, February 2007:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Incest is wrong, ~
screwing is not!
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, March 2007:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
The Wonderbra supermodel Eva Herzigova =
How I gazed upon, marveled over, her breast.
GENERAL CATEGORY, April 2007:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
'Drama queen' =
A damn queer!
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, April 2007:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
The Statues of Easter Island =
I felt stone heads stare at us!
GENERAL CATEGORY, June 2007:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Monastery life =
I try no females.
RUDE CATEGORY, July 2007:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
A morning fart =
I'm fragrant, no?
RUDE CATEGORY, August 2007:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
An orgasmic release =
A large scream is one.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, November 2007:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
The Annapolis conference =
No finer channels to peace.
RUDE CATEGORY, November 2007:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Vaginal intercourse =
Leaving a cunt rosier.
GENERAL CATEGORY, December 2007:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Breast implant surgery ~
puts my set in larger bra.
RUDE CATEGORY, December 2007:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Having a sex-change operation =
Oh, a penis-to-vagina exchanger.
GENERAL CATEGORY, January 2008:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
A lesbian romance =
I can bear no males.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, January 2008:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Recall the grim death of ~
film actor Heath Ledger.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, February 2008:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
The Venus de Milo =
Nudes, I love them.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, March 2008:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Nailed to the Cross =
Leads one to Christ.
RUDE CATEGORY, March 2008:
eq3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Cheating on your wife =
A nice, young, fit whore.
GENERAL CATEGORY, April 2008:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
A doctoral thesis =
It's read at school.
GENERAL CATEGORY, May 2008:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
Message in a bottle =
Item belongs at sea.
RUDE CATEGORY, May 2008:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Delightful breasts =
Thus, bra gets filled.
RUDE CATEGORY, June 2008:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
She was a great lay =
A real sweaty shag.
GENERAL CATEGORY, July 2008:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
Actors and actresses =
Consecrated as stars.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, July 2008:
Eq3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Those Iranian missiles =
Israeli's name is on this
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, July 2008:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
The Canon EOS Digital Camera =
And isn't each image clear, too!
RUDE CATEGORY, July 2008:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Braless teenagers =
Large breasts seen.
RUDE CATEGORY, September 2008:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
God Damn Son of a Bitch! =
A night of bad condoms?
RUDE CATEGORY, October 2008:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
The Vagina Monologues =
Gave to musing on a hole.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, November 2008:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
The new USA president-elect Barack Obama =
OK, we made a better case than Republicans.
GENERAL CATEGORY, December 2008:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
Pleasing shape =
She's appealing.
RUDE CATEGORY, December 2008:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
The human reproductive system =
Her cunt... it's due to have my sperm.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, March 2009:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
The Ides of March =
Shh! Date of crime.
RUDE CATEGORY, March 2009:
eq3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
The rear-entry position =
Intent? Ay, her posterior.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, April 2009:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Craigslist killer =
I strike call-girls.
RUDE CATEGORY, April 2009:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
A high school student: ~
"I'd shag hot cunt holes."
GENERAL CATEGORY, May 2009:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Ill-gotten gains =
Silent gloating.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, June 2009:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Will there be a Palestinian State? ~
When a patient, able Israel lets it.
RUDE CATEGORY, June 2009:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
A pair of soiled panties =
Its appeal is a fine odor.
GENERAL CATEGORY, August 2009:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
The past generations =
Teenager: "Piss on that!"
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, August 2009:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
U.S. Senator Edward Kennedy =
Earnest... drunk... yes, now dead.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, October 2009:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Permanent peace in the Middle East =
An ethnic dilemma penetrates deep.
RUDE CATEGORY, October 2009:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Prefer it anal =
Felt rear pain.
GENERAL CATEGORY, December 2009:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
Scientific data =
I indicate facts.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, February 2010:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention =
Send doctors an alert on perverse infection.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, March 2010:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
The suicide bombers in Moscow =
Women subscribe to homicides.
GENERAL CATEGORY, April 2010:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
An emeritus professor =
Famous person retires.
RUDE CATEGORY, April 2010:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
A wet, cold rump? ~
Talcum powder.
GENERAL CATEGORY, June 2010:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
Nicotine addiction =
Idiotic and not nice.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, July 2010:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Gulf shoreline =
Oil's flung here.
RUDE CATEGORY, July 2010:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
Real big tits? ~
Bet it's a girl.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, September 2010:
eq3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Curses! It hit ice in its path... ~
it's the cruise ship Titanic
GENERAL CATEGORY, December 2010:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
A violent criminal =
Manic evil on trial.
RUDE CATEGORY, March 2011:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Making love in bed =
Medieval "bonking".
RUDE CATEGORY, April 2011:
eq1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Catherine Middleton =
"Mind the erection, lad!"
GENERAL CATEGORY, June 2011:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Suicide note =
I used it...once!
RUDE CATEGORY, September 2011:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
All things considered, ~
dildoes enchant girls.
GENERAL CATEGORY, October 2011:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
The psychiatrist's couch =
Chat... it cures this psycho.
RUDE CATEGORY, December 2011:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Nice tee-shirt as ~
I can see her tits!
GENERAL CATEGORY, January 2012:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
A lot of sins, hence... ~
the Confessional.
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