Anagrammy Placings by Toby Gottfried
All the highly-placed anagrams by Toby Gottfried from the Anagrammy Awards.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, January 2003:
1st - Toby Gottfried with:
Cartoonist Hirschfeld passed away =
His specialty: drawn heads of actors.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, January 2003:
3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
George Bush Vs. Saddam Hussein =
O, Shrub avenges Dad's huge miss.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, March 2003:
1st - Toby Gottfried with:
Goldilocks and the three bears =
Girl had cereals, then took beds.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, April 2003:
eq.3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
United States Congress =
No guts - secrets instead.
RUDE CATEGORY, June 2003:
2nd - Toby Gottfried with:
Prostitution =
Point is to rut.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, June 2003:
eq.3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
Martha Stewart indicted =
And what crime started it?
LONG CATEGORY, June 2003:
1st - Toby Gottfried with:
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquillity, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
=
In the name of national security,
we people of 'freedom' (Bush, Cheney, Ashcroft), without an able ounce of sense,
just love to enter into agreement
to help our rich friends belittle democratic institutions,
toss out the 'outmoded' Bill of Rights,
imprison 'terrorists' after speedy secret trials,
defraud some deportees, and invade Iraq.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, July 2003:
3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
Eight Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter =
Must heed: else, if you get girl pregnant, a grim death.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, July 2003:
2nd - Toby Gottfried with:
CIA takes the blame =
The team backs a lie.
RUDE CATEGORY, July 2003:
eq.3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
The Oldest Profession =
Lots of penises to herd.
GENERAL CATEGORY, August 2003:
3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
You can't teach an old dog new tricks =
Can't change our end - stick to old way.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, August 2003:
1st - Toby Gottfried with:
Gone with the Wind? =
Then weigh it down!
TOPICAL CATEGORY, August 2003:
3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
"Bush declared healthy in annual physical" =
Punch line held: says he actually had brain.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, October 2003:
1st - Toby Gottfried with:
Where is Saddam Hussein? =
Assume he was hidden, Sir.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, November 2003:
1st - Toby Gottfried with:
Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa =
A smile adorns a vain old icon.
LONG CATEGORY, November 2003:
2nd - Toby Gottfried with:
I pledge allegiance to the flag,
of the United States of America,
and to the republic for which it stands,
one nation, under God, indivisible,
with liberty and justice for all.
=
Those dirty, flag-waving Republicans
often pander without limit
just to get Bush the oil thief
elected again.
Arnold's bold farce election
in California is hated indeed.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, February 2004:
3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
The Oscar goes to... ~
those actor egos.
LONG CATEGORY, February 2004:
1st - Toby Gottfried with:
Fourscore and seven years ago,
our fathers brought forth
on this continent a new nation,
conceived in liberty and dedicated
to the proposition that all men
are created equal.
-- A. Lincoln
=
Last year I listened to internal people,
and invaded Iraq to overthrow that Hussein character.
France ranted. Fine.
It's about free oil --
no connection to democracy.
Don't no-one laugh.
-- G. Bush
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, March 2004:
1st - Toby Gottfried with:
Beethoven's Eroica Symphony =
Oh yes ... by the Vienna composer.
RUDE CATEGORY, March 2004:
2nd - Toby Gottfried with:
Female impersonator =
Poofter remains male.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, March 2004:
2nd - Toby Gottfried with:
England and America are two countries separated by the same language. =
Many can declare, "A sole, meager tongue wedges Britain and the USA apart."
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, April 2004:
2nd - Toby Gottfried with:
William Shakespeare, the Bard of Avon ~
knew Hamlet favors Ophelia as a bride.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, April 2004:
2nd - Toby Gottfried with:
Heineken brewery in Amsterdam =
A site where many men drink beer.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, May 2004:
2nd - Toby Gottfried with:
The President of the United States =
The nut pretends to defeat Shi'ites.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, May 2004:
3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
Harley-Davidson motorcycle ~
calmly drove on the icy roads.
LONG CATEGORY, May 2004:
2nd - Toby Gottfried with:
The Statue of Liberty
Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore,
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door
=
The Statue of Li-bush-ty
Give me your ire, your war,
Heated fears of Moslems help elect me,
Obey the Bushes: I need order - they restore.
Please, Egypt, do send demented terrorists to me,
I lift my guns high to send freedom out the door.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, June 2004:
2nd - Toby Gottfried with:
Weapons of Mass Destruction =
Found some parts in two cases.
GENERAL CATEGORY, July 2004:
eq.2nd - Toby Gottfried with:
Enemy combatant =
Cannot be my team!
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, July 2004:
2nd - Toby Gottfried with:
The Massachusetts Institute of Technology =
They teach a lot of stunts to genius chemists.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, August 2004:
1st - Toby Gottfried with:
The Republicans' National Convention =
Bush live on CNN. I note total, inane crap.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, August 2004:
2nd - Toby Gottfried with:
Anagram (n.): A word or phrase formed by transposing the letters of another word or phrase =
Anagrammy (n.): Hot web site here for half-sharp word rearrangers to post and/or to respond.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, October 2004:
1st - Toby Gottfried with:
November second, two thousand four =
And we counted Morons-for-Bush vote.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, October 2004:
2nd - Toby Gottfried with:
The number Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter =
Archimedes' correct claim, "In brief, 'three' is off. I compute it true to Athene."
TOPICAL CATEGORY, December 2004:
eq.3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
A heartbeat away from the Presidency =
A part I'd fear: that Cheney may be worse.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, December 2004:
2nd - Toby Gottfried with:
United States Marine Corps =
Sent in to capture sidearms.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, January 2005:
1st - Toby Gottfried with:
The Second Bush Inauguration =
In truth, USA, once is bad enough.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, January 2005:
3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
"To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer." =
This popular quote is true: great trouble from unruly machines.
MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, February 2005:
2nd - Toby Gottfried with:
Prince Charles to wed his lover, Camilla Parker Bowles, April Eighth, at Windsor Castle =
Will their clear happiness arrive, or will Diana's well-perched ghost come back to star?
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, March 2005:
3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
The California Desert =
Its air can feel red hot.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, May 2005:
3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky's ~
this tickle-ivory-keys chap.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, May 2005:
3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
McDonalds Corporation =
Add onions, color, crapTM.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, June 2005:
2nd - Toby Gottfried with:
California earthquakes =
Quite a shake for car in L.A.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, June 2005:
3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
The University of Western Ontario =
These fine tutors in an ivory tower.
GENERAL CATEGORY, July 2005:
1st - Toby Gottfried with:
Spaghetti & meatballs =
Best light pasta meal.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, July 2005:
1st - Toby Gottfried with:
A Steven Spielberg film: "War of the Worlds" =
H.G. Wells: Beware of visits from Red Planet.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, August 2005:
3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
The Folies Bergere, Paris =
See if girl bares top here.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, August 2005:
3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
Field Marshal Bernard Montgomery =
Brits forge army and handle Rommel.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, September 2005:
3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
Charles de Gaulle International Airport =
To reach Paris/Rouen/Lille: land, get a train.
GENERAL CATEGORY, October 2005:
2nd - Toby Gottfried with:
An apple a day keeps the doctor away =
So why not add a papaya, pear, leek, etc. ?
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, October 2005:
eq.2nd - Toby Gottfried with:
The American Symphony Orchestra =
Harmony may shape their concerts.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, October 2005:
eq.3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
The Hewlett Packard Company =
They make that old PC crap new.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, November 2005:
1st - Toby Gottfried with:
The National Geographic Society =
A great lion photo is eye-catching.
ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, December 2005:
2nd - Toby Gottfried with:
"The Scarlet Letter" by Nathaniel Hawthorne =
Recall, then, the 'A' worn by Hester in that tale.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, December 2005:
3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
Times Square, New York City =
It quite rocks my New Year's.
PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, December 2005:
eq.3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
Astronaut John Glenn =
Long non-Earth jaunts.
AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE CATEGORY, December 2005:
2nd - Toby Gottfried with:
"It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas." =
Tell Santa, "Come in! Bring those gifts I like!"
GENERAL CATEGORY, January 2006:
2nd - Toby Gottfried with:
Unsolicited commercial emails =
Mad, malicious, electronic slime.
LONG CATEGORY, January 2006:
1st - Toby Gottfried with:
Six Jewish gentlemen were once playing poker in their condo's rec room, and one of them bet and lost five hundred dollars on a single hand, and died right there at the table. They fell quiet, and, showing respect for their fallen pal, finished that poker hand standing up.
But who was going to tell his wife, Mimi ?They drew straws, and Reuben, always a loser, picked a short one. They told him to be discreet, gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse. He said, "Gentlemen! I am the most discreet guy around. Leave the task for me."
So he went on over to the apartment, and knocked at the door.
The wife answered, asking him, "What do you want?"
He said, "Mimi, your husband did just lose $500 at cards."
She screamed, "HE - SHOULD - DROP - DEAD!"
"My fine lady," Reuben calmly replied, "... from your lips ... to God's ears."
=
Back in the 60's, a U.S. Navy ship pulled into a town in Mississippi for shore leave. The Admiral was decidedly surprised to get this request from a wealthy cotton plantation owner:
Dear Admiral,
On Wednesday next, the Nineteenth, it will be my daughter's birthday.
We would like you to send eight of your well-mannered, good officers to a night of polite dance and Southern charm with young ladies at our home.
They should arrive at 8:00 p.m., on the dot.
And, please, don't send Jews.
At 8:00 o'clock on the Wednesday, there did come, dressed in uniform, eight perfectly-mannered ensigns - DARK BLACK. The woman's jaw hit the floor, but she did gather herself together and barely whispered, "There has been a dreadful mistake!"
"No Ma'am," soothed one ensign,
"Admiral Goldberg, he don't make mistakes!"
AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE CATEGORY, February 2006:
3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
The Twentieth Winter Olympic Games =
Mighty winter athletes compete, win.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, April 2006:
1st - Toby Gottfried with:
The United States Postal Service =
Cost put aside, I have sent letters.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, June 2006:
1st - Toby Gottfried with:
The American Dental Association =
To attain each smile and no caries.
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