Anagrammy Placings by Tom Myers

All the highly-placed anagrams by Tom Myers from the Anagrammy Awards.

GENERAL CATEGORY, July 1998:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Posted a file to the alt.anagrams newsgroup =
Not a smart shot. Please grow up and get a life.

GENERAL CATEGORY, July 1998:
eq.3rd - Tom Myers with:
Linda Tripp Investigated =
Did Silent Private Taping.

TOPICAL CATEGORY, August 1998:
eq.2nd - Tom Myers with:
Steve Fossett's Balloon =
Boost sent vessel aloft.

RUDE CATEGORY, August 1998:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Secret is Washington's best kept =
Test backs wet penis shot. Resign!

PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, August 1998:
eq.3rd - Tom Myers with:
Slobodan Milosevic =
I'm a cold evil boss, no?

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, September 1998:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Royal Opera House to close =
See poorhouse; loyal actor.

ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, September 1998:
eq.3rd - Tom Myers with:
Oktoberfest is here =
Shit to reek of beers.
I took freshest beer.

ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, October 1998:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
George Orwell's Animal Farm =
Law allegories from manger.

TOPICAL CATEGORY, October 1998:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Party line vote =
Polarity event.

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, October 1998:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Fayetteville, North Carolina =
Fat violent reactionary hell.

GENERAL CATEGORY, November 1998:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Election results =
Lies - let's recount.

PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, November 1998:
eq.2nd - Tom Myers with:
U.S. Senator Strom Thurmond =
Hormones dormant, trust us!

ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, November 1998:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Broadstairs Lighthouse =
Abort ghoulish disaster.
Lost use harbor sight-aid.
Distraught sailor, he sob.
Abolisher so distraught.
Abolishers outright sad.

TOPICAL CATEGORY, December 1998:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Bethlehem's Star =
The Lamb, he rests.

RUDE CATEGORY, December 1998:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Who has been chosen "The Girl Most Likely to Suck Seed"? =
Hot shot brushed Monica Lewinsky's cheek. Gee, so tell!

LONG CATEGORY, December 1998:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a milking,
Seven swans a swimming,
Six geese a laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtledoves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
=
Final count's seventeen gals, twenty three birds, eight cows, plus a large musical group. Damn! I'm disdaining mean-skinned leveraging trends. Fixed reserves feeling limp, I'm needing large proven prearranged prime earnings. How will I get this damn VISA paid?

ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, December 1998:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
The Oldest Profession =
See troops, find hotels.
Holes fit troop's needs.

TOPICAL CATEGORY, January 1999:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Bosnian War Crimes =
Serbian racism won.

RUDE CATEGORY, January 1999:
eq.2nd - Tom Myers with:
Vaginal secretions =
Increases at loving.

PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, January 1999:
eq.3rd - Tom Myers with:
US President William Jefferson Clinton =
Fondle up, fellatio, screw. Jism in interns.

GENERAL CATEGORY, February 1999:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Circumcision operation =
Caution: micro-precision!

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, February 1999:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Outback Steakhouses =
Steak about chokes us.

ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, February 1999:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Easter Holiday =
Deathly, I arose!
Arise! Holy date.
Deity heal, soar.

TOPICAL CATEGORY, March 1999:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Warning to Milosevic =
Violent war is coming!

RUDE CATEGORY, March 1999:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Come picnic in the park =
Prim pie, a ten inch cock.

TOPICAL CATEGORY, April 1999:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Albanian Refugees =
A Serbian, a gun, flee!

RUDE CATEGORY, April 1999:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Morning erections =
Crooning "insert me!"

ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, April 1999:
eq.2nd - Tom Myers with:
The middle of nowhere =
Do fondle with me here.
"Lift home?" he wondered.
The wormhole defined.

GENERAL CATEGORY, May 1999:
eq.3rd - Tom Myers with:
Places of worship =
Pews, foolish crap.

TOPICAL CATEGORY, May 1999:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Tone down the violence! =
We do love the innocent!

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, May 1999:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
South Lebanon =
Oh no! Unstable.

GENERAL CATEGORY, June 1999:
eq.1st - Tom Myers with:
Oust Milosevic =
Scum is too evil!

TOPICAL CATEGORY, June 1999:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
The House Gun Bill =
One huge bullshit.

PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, June 1999:
eq.3rd - Tom Myers with:
Texas Governor Bush =
Gun voter abhors sex.

ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, June 1999:
eq.3rd - Tom Myers with:
Arrest Milosevic =
Victims real sore!
More vile racists.
Overt lies, racism.
More racist evils.
Veto liar's crimes.

GENERAL CATEGORY, July 1999:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Angioplasty =
It's agony, pal.

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, July 1999:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Yosemite =
O my! See it!

ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, July 1999:
eq.3rd - Tom Myers with:
Clinton gets fined =
Tit fondling scene.
Fling is not decent.
Gent lends fiction.

GENERAL CATEGORY, August 1999:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Jury selection =
Rely on justice.

TOPICAL CATEGORY, August 1999:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Hurricane Warnings Posted =
A report: Wind, churning seas.

RUDE CATEGORY, August 1999:
eq.3rd - Tom Myers with:
Striptease =
Peer: tit, ass!

PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, August 1999:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Geena Davis =
Seed vagina!

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, August 1999:
1st - Tom Myers with:
United Parcel Service =
Accept, insure, deliver.

ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, August 1999:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Lasting relationships =
A giant penis, so thrills!
This penis is tall organ.
Align penis, harlot sits!
Roll against this penis.
His girl on penis at last.
All-nighter, it's passion!
Girl saints loath penis.
All-night penis/ass riot.
Penis nails that girl so!

ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, September 1999:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Miss America Pageant =
I'm a greasepaint scam!

TOPICAL CATEGORY, September 1999:
eq.2nd - Tom Myers with:
East Timor and the United Nations Command Soldiers =
Indonesia's aim: cold torment. Thousands terminated.

RUDE CATEGORY, September 1999:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Girls who take it up the ass =
Greek sluts' hot hips await!

LONG CATEGORY, September 1999:
1st - Tom Myers with:
New Jersey Division of Alcoholic Beverage Control =
So enjoy a cool beer while driving. Not clever? Fiasco!

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, September 1999:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Lost and found department =
Do fondle attendant's rump!

ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, September 1999:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Arrested for assault in England =
Tearful legend Diana Ross rants.
Great land. Diana Ross resentful!
Ardent gal Diana Ross resentful!
Diana Ross flaunted large stern.

ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, October 1999:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Wilt Chamberlain =
Nice arm with ball!

TOPICAL CATEGORY, October 1999:
eq.3rd - Tom Myers with:
Another Asian nuclear accident =
Actual chain reaction seen. Darn!

PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, October 1999:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Senator Slade Gorton =
So large and so rotten.

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, October 1999:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Intel Celeron Processor out =
Serious teen-porn collector.

ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, October 1999:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Yeltsin In Hospital =
Insanity? Still hope?
He's ill, nation tipsy.
Ill? Pity. He's no saint!

TOPICAL CATEGORY, November 1999:
eq.2nd - Tom Myers with:
Safer workplace =
Fewer pals croak!

ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, November 1999:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
All I want for Christmas =
Own this small aircraft.
Limit's half-a-crown? Rats!
Carnal filth, it's so warm.

ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, December 1999:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
She's a looker =
Loose? Ask her!
Arse hole's OK.
Hooker's sale.
Sores heal OK.
OK, he's a loser.

ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, January 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Contains full frontal female nudity =
Nice tan, so artfully flaunted on film.

RUDE CATEGORY, January 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
The traveling salesman =
Vaginas: enters them all!

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, January 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Hustler Magazine =
Amazing slut here!

ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, February 2000:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Adult Situations, Nudity, Language, Violence =
Indulge in gay education, it's usual on late TV.

TOPICAL CATEGORY, February 2000:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
The IRA remains defiant on disarmament =
Sinn Fein: I am a mean, mad, hated terrorist.

RUDE CATEGORY, February 2000:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Everything you wanted to know about sex, but were afraid to ask =
OK twits, devour wet box. Bad taste if you are one naughty wanker.

PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, February 2000:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Millionaire Steve Forbes =
Miserable if loser in vote.

ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, February 2000:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Embarrassing situation =
Mobs staring as I urinate.
So aberrant it is amusing!
A senior is masturbating.
Assuming it's aberration.

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, March 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Museum of Modern Art, New York (The MOMA) =
To humour Tom Myers, frame naked women.

ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, April 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Who was that masked man, riding on the white horse, with all the silver bullets? =
Ah! An absurd kids show! It's The Lone Ranger TV show with the William Tell theme.

TOPICAL CATEGORY, April 2000:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Microsoft penalty =
Stifle company? Rot!

PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, April 2000:
eq.3rd - Tom Myers with:
NASA Administrator Dan Goldin =
Idiot and a rat. No Mars landings!

ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, April 2000:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Sodom and Gomorrah =
Hard-on mood. Orgasm!
Do rod! Oh man! Orgasm!
Manhood, rod, orgasm!
God roars. Damn homo.
Homos roar "damn god!"
Honor God or madams?
So go do random harm.
Gonads, ramrod, homo.
Or god do so harm man.

GENERAL CATEGORY, May 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Lesbian perversity! =
Britney Spears live!

RUDE CATEGORY, May 2000:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Will U.S. President Clinton be disbarred? =
Rude, sordid act. Intern blew Bill's penis.

SPAM CATEGORY, May 2000:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Naked Lolitas from 7 to 18 years o.! Pictures of Hymen! Defloration performance - MPEG Video!
www.ginecology-photo.com
=
Ripoff! Depraved wimp! Women 71-8 years old lacking of teeth - not young girls. Women are roomy too. Cool if the cops came!

GENERAL CATEGORY, June 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Suspicious character =
Has curious practices.

ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, June 2000:
eq.1st - Tom Myers with:
Britney Spears, live, on the stage =
Tiny teen. Gasp! I love her breasts!

TOPICAL CATEGORY, June 2000:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
The weed, marijuana, is found in a search at Buckingham Palace =
Aha! Prince Edward on a high. Face it, man must be a casual junkie.

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, June 2000:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
World's Fastest Computer ~
melts software products.

GENERAL CATEGORY, July 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Famous traditional southern wedding march =
A dirt farmer with a loaded shotgun 'n' no music.

ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, July 2000:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Pamplona's "the running of the bulls" =
Gamble on horns? Painful stunt. Help!

TOPICAL CATEGORY, July 2000:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Riots protest the Peruvian Presidential Inauguration =
It irritates Peru as earlier voting is not on the up-and-up.

SPECIAL CATEGORY, July 2000:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
A list of Dr Seuss books.

GENERAL CATEGORY, August 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Years of neglect meant ~
a legacy of resentment.

RUDE CATEGORY, August 2000:
eq.1st - Tom Myers with:
This is a new device which will double your penis size -- it's guaranteed! =
Scientist: with a hard willie so big, seduce ladies whenever you unzip!

PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, August 2000:
eq.3rd - Tom Myers with:
Craig Steven Fothergill =
Love act - fingers the girl.

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, August 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Firestone radial tires =
Inferior -- disaster tale!

ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, September 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Letterman tonight =
Late night torment.

TOPICAL CATEGORY, September 2000:
eq.2nd - Tom Myers with:
Election debate =
To enable deceit.

RUDE CATEGORY, November 2000:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
I am checking up on my portfolio in stocks =
Company's in toilet. Shock! I'm fucking poor.

TOPICAL CATEGORY, December 2000:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Florida's state government =
Voter manifesto strangled.

RUDE CATEGORY, December 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Foreign exchange student =
French! I get tongue and sex!

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, December 2000:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Dictionary of American Slang =
I score - man fornicating a lady.

TOPICAL CATEGORY, January 2001:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
A State for the Palestinians =
The point's essential - Arafat.

PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, January 2001:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Correspondent Christiane Amanpour =
Human corpses and reporter in action.

TOPICAL CATEGORY, February 2001:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Israel: Sharon versus Barak =
Real risk! Has Arabs nervous!

RUDE CATEGORY, February 2001:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
A typical male thought process =
A hot phallic car to get me pussy.

RUDE CATEGORY, March 2001:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Tempting flesh, honey! =
The length of my penis.

SPAM CATEGORY, March 2001:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Problems with your credit? =
Tom screwed it up horribly.

RUDE CATEGORY, April 2001:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Net erotica -- yes, it's unsafe! =
It often causes eye strain!

GENERAL CATEGORY, May 2001:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Internet spam =
It's permanent.

TOPICAL CATEGORY, June 2001:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Blair wins the election =
The liberal won - it's nice!

ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, July 2001:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
'Kiss of the Dragon' =
Godforsaken shit!

RUDE CATEGORY, November 2001:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Take off all your clothing =
A lot of really hot fucking.

GENERAL CATEGORY, January 2002:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Adult novels =
Love and lust!

TOPICAL CATEGORY, January 2002:
eq.3rd - Tom Myers with:
Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's, dies =
I sensed why -- man devoured fast food.

ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, March 2002:
1st - Tom Myers with:
He's a legend in his own mind =
Neil Diamond, when he sings.

TOPICAL CATEGORY, March 2002:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Celibacy in the priesthood =
Choir boys end pathetic lie!

RUDE CATEGORY, March 2002:
eq.2nd - Tom Myers with:
I've got a boner ~
to go in beaver!

GENERAL CATEGORY, April 2002:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Macular degeneration =
Cruel damage on retina.

TOPICAL CATEGORY, April 2002:
1st - Tom Myers with:
The hunt for Osama bin Laden ~
has not found the lamebrain.

GENERAL CATEGORY, April 2007:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Medical Examiners ~
excel amid remains.

MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, April 2007:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
The Parker Brothers Deluxe Turntable Edition Scrabble Crossword Game =
Box contains wider board, has better letter holder rack, rules. Superb! Gem!

RUDE CATEGORY, April 2007:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Visit the loo =
I love to shit!

GENERAL CATEGORY, May 2007:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Solar experts ~
explore stars.

GENERAL CATEGORY, August 2009:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Lasting relationship =
Thrilling, passionate.

PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, August 2009:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
The late Elvis Aaron Presley =
A theory: several pills eaten

PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, November 2009:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
The former Disciple Judas Iscariot =
To perform suicide as Christ jailed

GENERAL CATEGORY, January 2010:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Computer malware =
Worm alert came up.

TOPICAL CATEGORY, March 2010:
Eq3rd - Tom Myers with:
The Holy See, Pope Benedict XVI =
Pedophiles, they've been toxic.

PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, October 2010:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Secretariat =
Race artiste.

GENERAL CATEGORY, November 2010:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Big bucks are central to ~
creating a blockbuster.

RUDE CATEGORY, February 2011:
Eq3rd - Tom Myers with:
Film seemed racy =
I creamed myself.

TOPICAL CATEGORY, April 2011:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
The Fox Network news reporting =
Know their expert's often wrong.

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